Sunday, January 27, 2008

Can Kobe ever get a call??



I mean I tell you what..I don't mind the Cavs but its really getting on my nerves on how the NBA refuses to allow the Lakers beat the Cavs. Every game I have seen these last few years there is always this funny call that goes against the purple and gold. Hey I am not blaming it on the refs b/c Lebron James (I never call him the king) gets 41 there isn't much you can do. I just want to know why the best player in the NBA can't get a call in staples? Good win Cavs..lakers need to step it up but I just felt I needed to get that out because I am still hot that they lost.


Whasup everybody..this should be a good week for most of you. Some of you are turning the big 30. I mean this is such a big honor and hopefully...MONTHS later..I will know what it feels like. All the people who are having bdays I want to say an early happy bday. I hope everybody's weekend went well. As usual it is always short and needs to be longer..so do what I will be doing this week..take a day off. Nothing says freedom like calling off and taking a personal day. On that note let me get this going before I go to bed...

Stock Up

Politics - I hope everybody has been following these debates that are going on. This is some exciting times for us young adults. We really are the future of this country and need to understand what is going on. I just love this time of year because this is when ALL the candidates are out there trying to help you out..but are they really? You have to figure out who is telling the lesser of the lies and go with them. I just hope you stay involved and keep following these candidates. I mean look at this one...


I mean after watching this I don't know what to say. All I know is I am just trying to get my gas lower, my pockets fatter and my air cleaner. Hell I would mind if they lowered the cost of candy. I mean did you know it cost 65 cents to get some bubbalicious? I mean a few years back it was only 55 cents. See this is the kind of stuff you need to investigate because THAT really hits home! I guess that video I did on Mitt Romney was bad..but it could be worse..




Superbowl commercials - Man nobody cares about the pats and the giants. The only people who care about those two teams are in Foxboro and upstate NY. We all know the Pats are going to win so what is the deal. What we need to focus on is what the top commercial is going to be. That is the best part of the Superbowl. I need some heat like last year because K Fed was the runaway winner.

Who would have thought that a year later this bootleg dancer turned rapper would be having SOLE custody of Britney Spears kids..haha...in the words of Yakov Smirnoff.."What a country".

Nicole Tumbry


Yes that is right you are #1. I just wanted to give you props on quitting smoking. That is huge because I want all my friends to quit smoking. Smoking is bad and I am sure you have heard that from idk...10,000 people over the last 20 plus years. I want to see you live long and productive lives and die the way you should..CO2 gas in the air and UV rays due to the fact that we don't protect the environment! That is how you should go out!



Its going to be another long year for the world of golf. I know most of you don't even watch golf but those who do know that this guy is thinking grand slam! The only thing holding back Tiger is his wife...go figure!

Britney Spears


Please enter you own caption here _________________________---

This used to be Merricks girl..and why do I think it still is! lol







HAHAHAHAHA.....I got you!!!..now remind me to punch you in the shoulder the next time I see you!!




Stock Down

Dana Jacobson



Take it to the head Dana Jacobson. Now is that bottle of vodka really worth it? I must have been because it is going to cost your career much like it did with this guy...


and trust me he isn't calling the Cleveland browns to backup Jamaal Lewis. All I know is alcohol and talking out your ass doesn't mix. If you don't know her story she is a analyst on the show Cold Pizza on ESPN. Well during a Mike and Mike roast on ESPN she got a little drunk and started saying all this horrible stuff about Notre Dame and Jesus. Listen..its one thing to speak the truth and tell people that Notre Dame sucks, and they haven't won a bowl game this century and all of that, but when you bring in Jesus..now you got a fight! ESPN might let her keep her job but at what cost. Sometimes you need to stick with that rum and not that goose and you be alright!



Diddy - Why are you always trying to make a band, when you had Da Band and you didn't blow them up? I mean c'mon babs was flowing nice, ness had the beats and you know Dylon was spitting that hot fire. I think you needed to keep those kats in the game and give them a chance. I mean they couldn't have been as bad as the cd you made for Shyne.



State of the Union Address


As usual that was a bunch of nonsense that didn't do anybody any good. You said the exact same stuff for the past 7 years. Thank you...thanks for 7 years..only 11 months remaining...please start packing ASAP!

Gerald


Man pay your taxes playa. I am sick of hearing you in the news not doing this. I mean your checks from Passenger 57 and White men can't jump should still be coming in. Just let me know when you doing blade 4 so I can go out and check it out!

Movies - Speaking of movies..anybody who sees Cloverfield let me give you some advice. Do you remember a movie called "Blair Witch Project". Well that movie was taped behind Perry Middle school and made some cash. Well during that movie people were getting sick from all the different camera angles. If you saw that movie and you got sick then don't see Cloverfield. I have heard all that movie was a handheld camera shaking the whole time. If I want to get motion sickness I'll pay my 44.50 and get on the Beast at Kings Island. Listen man up and go see the movie...if you put down those pretzel bites and large artic blast icee you wouldn't get so sick!

Writer's - Can we please come to an agreement? I am tired of watching the same ole crappy programs. I know you need to get paid but this is getting old. I need you guys to get in there and get something signed so I can watch my Heroes, Chuck and any other show that isn't reality based...speaking of which...

MTV - Can we please stop with the America's next top model reruns? I mean do I need all my weekends filled up with this crap! Nobody is caring about those girls and if you do, you need to get a life!

NKOTB


Yes folks your favorite pre backstreet boys band is back. New kids is making a comeback..seriously. Now I am not sure how many of you are as we speak dusting off your tapes to see if you can hear Hanging Tough but please stop it. There is no reason these guys will be coming back. Nobody missed them at all and if you did you are lying...NOBODY missed these guys. Hell if I want to see a group of white guys from back in the day sing I would choose these guys instead...


These guys a least had their own tv show!!


Last and not least I wanted to give props to a fallen Hollywood star..



Heather Ledger
It is always sad to see young people die over senseless things. I know people will always tease him over his role in brokeback mountain but he was a good up and coming actor in Hollywood. He had serious range going from 10 things I hate about you all the way to the Patriot. I hope that he is in a better place and lets us know that life is precious.

Everybody have a great week, hope it goes by quickly so you can hit the weekend. I know some of you are doing GREAT since you got your w2's..trying to get that extra money! lol..have a good one!!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thanks for spreading the word about not smoking. All I do now is work, cook, clean up, watch tv, and fall asleep at 7. I swear smoking kept me up until at least 9. So now I'm getting more rest and saving a ton of money. Anyways, saw the Chris Brown concert with Cindy. TOTAL STOCK UP!!!!!!. See you friday. RIP Heath!!! Nicole

Anonymous said...

Conrad,
My last name is also Workman now but thanks for the shout out. Nicole