Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Chanukah.
Alright lets start the show..
Stock Up
Ohio State - Thanks for giving us in our REBUILDING year a chance to win the title again. No matter what the critics say or tell you how we had no business being there...well we did. We were very capable of winning that game and if somebody tells you that isn't true, please have them pee in a cup and submit it for testing. A few plays here or there and the game is different but that is what happens sometimes. You can't win them all even though we want to think we can. Overall I am very happy and proud of the team this year.
I'm still behind you senator Tressel
The joke is on a lot of haters out there who haven't had the privillage to be this close to a championship..or to even win one...
Con C - I had to take it to the next level. I had to upgrade for the new year a new place for me to share the thoughts. I took plane, bus, car..but nothing beat my trip riding on my cow Elsie that I borrowed from Bordon. She hooked me up and we found this blogger.com site. Now I will be able to reach more people (not sure if that is a good or bad thing) and hear responses back and see what people think. Oh yes..I think this is going to be a good year..and why do I look like I would star in the blackbuster movie on BET...BrokeBlack Mountain...LOL
Ipod - I don't know who invented these bad boys or how they even work..but I do know one thing..they help you get your cardio on. See the thing about working out isn't really getting there, its getting started. How many of you are all excited to get a good sweat and you get up to your gym. Now if you go to my gym..Lifetime..you walk in to a good clean environment. You change your clothes and get ready to hit that treadmill when you push play on your ipod or mp3 player and it flashes that low battery. If you are like me..you get off that treadmill and get changed back and roll out. The reason is I can't listed to the four tops followed by the cranberries when I am trying to workout. I need that mp3 player that has In da club, followed by Hood Figga and then Tear the club up. Right there you have a good 10 min cardio. So my word of advice is make sure your ipod is charged b/c that bad boy is going to be the reason Con C ends up looking like this...
Except I won't be licking my lips as often!! Ima get your HEADsprung!
Primary - I hope that you have been following this historic primary going on. Let's see..we have an African American , a woman, a movie star, a mormon, and an old white guy that by the time he would get sworn into office would be checking into a retirement home. You really got to love America though because one of those people I described will be the next president. I want everybody to know that I respect eveybodys view, but make sure its yours. Don't get caught up watching crossfire or the fox news. Get your own views, make up your own mind and lets get this country back going. All I know is I miss the days when gas was $2, my wallet was filled with money and I could go to the doctor whenever I wanted!
Kimar - It was nice of my man to share with the old group one of his biggest highlights..his video of middle school track. I always knew he ran relay races but I never knew he did javelin throw..man you were tight dogg!
W2's - If you are working and making money LEGALLY then you know about these. Man this is the Christmas after the Christmas as far as I am concerned. This might be the only time people look forward to dealing with their taxes. If you got some kids I know you love this time of year but hey..remember that money is for the kids. I don't want to hear anybody talking about how they got the Nintendo Wii or how they got a new car..get your babies some diaper or some clothes..hell get them a book to read because lord knows they need it! lol Now for you cats out there who don't recieve W2's..then you know..keep doin what you doin..but if things get dicey..don't call Con C.
Stock Down
Heroes - A hero is somebody who stands up for others and tries to make the world a better place. They do it because they want to and don't ask for any accolades. Just by being a good person they are looked at as being a great hero...here are a few..
MLK - Do I really have to explain? His life allowed me to share a water fountain with Shawn McQuone without having a cop release a dog on me.
Superman - Protects all people but did have a soft spot for that ugly girl Lois Lane. He should have left and found a new breezie.Blankman - Never got the respect he deserved but faught for justice. He even had his trusty sidekick J-5 who was that cheap version of Johnny 5 help take care of bombs.
Which leads me to this..HERO...does he look familiar...c'mon...look harder...buckeye fans..you should know...Austin Spitler...who..yeah exactly AUSTIN SPITLER
This is the JOKER who missed blocking the punt in the 3rd quarter. Not only did he miss the ball he managed to go across the whole punters leg and hit him giving LSU a first down. I mean I am not blaming the game on this guy, but c'mon that was a big play. You have to know your role in life. How many times do you see people try to do things that they shouldn't do and see the end result turn out bad? Look at what happened when Britney left K-Fed, or when Kobe ran shaq out..they found out they aren't a hero. Now you Austin..just cause you wanted to be on that late edition of sportscenter you tried to make a big play and blew it. Now due to the fact that we lost the game I think we are banned from the championship game for about 3 years..thanks man. And wear exactly did you get that suit from? Is that a suit from the Suge Knight Collection b/c I know somebody with the name Austin Spitler didn't get that from his hometown or he picked that out...we need an investigation.
Britney Spears - I know I said I wouldn't talk about her this year..but man oh man..please get some help before you end up like Anna Nicole Smith and that isn't a laughing matter. I don't want to hear how she is stressed about her kids and that she is bipolar..she is what we used to call before all the drug companies blew up..we called people like her..CRAZY. She is crazy along with her young sister who is having a kid..listen up Zoey 101 star..you must have missed the Perry Middle School sex ed class b/c you put your career on hold for a grip and think about all those other kids on the show who are out of a job.
OSI - This is a snapshot of our work..this was about a week ago and this is when Delon and Cedric were squaring up and fighting over some lidos pizza. If you look in the background you can see Brandon with the red bandana looking scared and concerned for the two of them.
Once they stopped fighting we were able to get our new recruitment video out for new hires at work...big shout out to the production...I think we are really going to get some quality people up at work and I can't wait to work with them.
Les Miles - Way to win the championship with Nick Saben's recruits..you a tough guy and I look forward to seeing you guys again.
Alright playa...Con C is done for the night. I expect to hear from some Mich fans and OSU haters..but remember this....for all the times you say we can't beat the SEC..just make sure you can beat the Division IAA teams...HOLLA at ya boy!
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