American Idol - The greatness of this show is the fact that it can take a terrible singer and person and make them a star. I know there are probably people out there who honestly care and want the best person to win..well count me OUT of that discussion. Nothing makes me laugh harder it to see people get up there and make a fool of themselves. I have seen William Hung and "She bangs" I have seen Ian Benardo sing "Gloria" and get kicked off. However my #1 American Idol fan favorite would have to be Renaldo Lapuz singing "We're brothers forver". Now I don't mean to be real rude but when you watch this clip, doesn't it remind you of Jackie Chan in the first Rush Hour. This might be one of the funniest things I have seen in years.
Souljah Boy - I know a lot of people are getting sick of hearing that song. I will give you that it is a bit annoying but I never got a chance to see the video and learn how to do it. I finally found it and saw it so for those people who need to learn how to do it..here you go..
Bill Beaston - Way to lead your Tiffin Columbian team to that BIG WIN against Upper Sandusky and Diebler's squad. You got that record up to 6-6 and you need to make that run. Also where are my bball shorts and shirt at? I always got to give props to these young coaches around the country. ..got to give them a chance! (update..Bill's team won and now currently sitting 7-6..very Cincinnati Bearcat like)
OSU Players - I feel most of you coming back to make that run again. Bottom line America..get used to it..we are a dynasty..and yes a LOSING one right now. Hey I would rather play Jan 7th every year then Jan 1 b/c that means you are in the title game. All they have to do next year is beat USC and Wisconsin and take care of those other Big 10 teams and we will be back there again. And don't let O State get Pryor the QB from Pennsylvania...6'6'' brother who runs and passes..shoot O State wouldn't know what to do with that. Sorry to see that would mean 36 year old Junior QB Boeckman would be riding pine. And it you think I am hating on him..you damn right..I know he was a chump week 1 and he prooved me right in the title game so I am a typical buckeye fan..hate on you when we lose! lol
NCAA Basketball - Since football is over basically..it's time to get your fix on basketball. Make sure you scout hard for that sleeper team. Once again I will give you some sound advice as we draw clear but one thing is for sure..if you see Gus Johnson call a game with Bill Raferty..you are in for a treat!
Joe Dogg Brother - Way to take my TV to that next level..HD level. You bringing over that HDMI cable allows me now to see transformers at a new level. Ivan knows that seeing Megatron in HD makes him even more evil!
Mike Huckabee and Chuck Norris -
STOCK DOWN
Paula Abdul
I feel you trying to drop your new single "Dance like there is no tomorrow" at the Superbowl, but unless you have MC Skat Cat next to you..nobody is going to watch this. You were hot back in the day when gas was 0.99 and I was staying up late watching Arsenio Hall show at 11pm on my black and white tv...just let it go Paula..STRAIGHT UP..just let it go.
Tom Cruise - Seriously what happened to this man. I remember when all the girls loved him in his tighty whities in Risky Business and when he was Maverick in Top Gun (I preferred Iceman) but he has really lost it. I don't want to sit here and blast different religions because that isn't the Christian thing to do but what is his deal with Scientology? Ever since he got involved with that stuff his movies have flopped. I need that Tom Cruise who did a solid job in Minority report not the one in War of the worlds. Speaking of which..that was a TERRIBLE movie. Tom I know you are going thru this CHANGE in your life and you call your baby "baby suri" but lets get it together here buddy. This is a prime example..just watch this video and see my man salute scientology's leader...too much!
Steriods - Ok I have to say something on this topic because it has been in the news a lot..and when I mean a lot..I mean WAY TOO MUCH. Ok lets break down what is the issue with steriods..they are bad for you. Well they are..but so is smoking, drinking, eating late, watching Deal or no deal and working O.T. at OSI but people do. I do think its important to educate people about it but I don't think we should spend millions of dollars in Congress about this. I don't care about Roger Clemens and if he lied about steriods because I already know the answer..he is lying. No trainer is going to say that they shot up some dude in the butt if they didn't..who would lie about that. Now this morning they have a report that some musicians are in cohoots with a company up in Albany, NY about steriods..here are some of the names..50 cent (ya think), Timbaland, Mary J Blige, Wyclef and Tyler Perry! Yes I said Mary J Blige, Tyler Perry and Wyclef. I thought Wyclef has been gone since November so why the hell he need them? Mary J Blige?? you talk about love is all you need..evidently you needed to get your roid rage on. This doesn't make sense because they just busting people for the hell of it..and once again is this news? Listen I am trying to get my head cleared to vote for a president and figure out who is the best person..I don't care if Tyler Perry is getting swole. Who next is going to get busted...this guy?
I mean what has gotten into carrot top? This dude is a bit too swole I won't even lie. Looking like he just met up with my man Sam Wilder in Worlds gym and walked out that black room label Balco...lol..look at this kat..haha..ugly as hell but SWOLE!.jpg)
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