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Los Angeles Lakers - Let me show you a word and give you a defination..
fi-na-gle - to trick, swindle, or cheat (a person) (often fol. by out of): He finagled the backers out of a fortune.
Yes folks that is exactly what those Lakers did when they aqurried Paul Gasol for Kwame Brown...I repeat KWAME BROWN, Javaris Critterion and some draft picks. Let me just say this..I know one team for sure that will be playing late may and early June and they reside on the West coast off the 5..these Lakers. Now if this doesn't make 24 happy...nothing will!
NY Giants - Let me start off by saying that this team are still a bunch of stiffs, but they did the world a favor in beating the Patriots. See it was tough for the Pats to win since they weren't allowed to tape the Giants walkthru the night before like the did the Rams. Giants always seem to find ways to win for no reason. I am actually happy for Eli because he is the only NFL superstar I know that makes his girlfriend sit outside in Lambeau Field in 2 degree weather..he couldn't get her in the booth? But man what a win and in the words of Scott Hall.."chalk up another one for the good guys".
Super Tuesday - Yes it was a big day if you are into politics. Great results across the board for all canidates. My man Barak did what he needed to do and I hope that your canidate did what they needed to do. We will get into this a bit more as it gets down to the wire...
Shaq to the Suns - Thank you Steve Kerr..you just guaranteed that the Lakers will be in the finals. Enjoy this old beat up shaq...I still love him but he is too old to do much now. Hell if he couldn't get the Miami heat 10 wins what do you think he is going to do out West...once again thanks!
Kevin Hart - This guy took trying to play D1 football to a new level. I am not sure if you heard his story but basically he lied and said that Cal and Oregon were recruiting him. He then got everybody at his high school to throw a press conference for him. He chose Cal and everybody was excited for him. The problem is Cal and Oregon had never heard of this guy and never recruited him. The question I have is this...he was ranked as a 2 star player out of 5. Lets be real..if you went to his school you know this kid must have been terrible and were probably wondering how he got recruited by those schools. I know some of you reading this would be like heck if he got a scholarship I know I am going BIGTIME! lol..this story is just funny because sometimes high school coaches don't help you out so you have to do what you got to do!
Polo's and UA cafe safety video - Well last weekend there were some fights in both of these bars. So I figured I would show everybody on this list and instructional video on how to protect yourself in a fight. This how to video might save your life because you know how dangerous it is to order a miller lite and hangout with your friends at these two places! LOL
Cindy and Nicole - Way to hit up that Chris Brown concert...now if you are patient you will be able to get front row tickets to Hanna Montana here in the next few weeks! LOL
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New England Patriots-That is what you get!! Everybody was happy to see you lose including me. The only person I felt bad for was my man Randy Moss because I wanted to see him get his cheap ring. However, you guys were a bunch a punks and you got popped in your mouth by a overrated Giants team. It was a big blow to ESPN because they weren't all over that team like a cheap suit. Everytime I turned on that channel I saw Tom Brady walking around and everybody worried about his ankle. Also hearing about how great of a coach Billichek was. If he was that good of a coach, how come he couldn't get the Browns in the playoffs...well I guess that would be a miracle so I guess I should cut him some slack. Well hopefully next year if you get back to the Superbowl you get that guy in there to tape your opponents practices and that way you might be able to win!
High school football player press conferences - Listen I know that you were top dog of your high school team playing that good D3 football in backwards city, AL but I don't need to see you give me a live press conference on ESPN to tell the world you signed with South Carolina. Guess what I won't know who you are for about 3 years if you are lucky to even be that special. Listen there are a dime a dozen of you guys that come thru and trust me 95% of you aren't that special. So save me the time, and highlights of you having 5 schools hats on a table in your gym while your Art teacher tells me you are such a high character guy. I will wait to see your name called when you face the buckeyes in the title game..and speaking of which.
Terrelle Pryor - Listen very closely to me.....WHAT THE HELL IS THE HOLDUP. Go ahead and fax that letter to the athletic office on Woody Hayes Drive and start your future with the buckeyes. Oh what is this..you need time to figure things out? Hmm..well let me save you some travel and sleep. Michigan..you go there you have a coach who has proven that in his biggest game ever coaching he found a way to lose to a Pitt team that had won 3 games. Ok you want to go to Penn State..well I know its close to home and that is important, but unless Kijana Carter's nephew and Bobby Ingram's cousin is going there too I wouldn't sign there. Plus it's dangerous because JoePa might hit you while driving back home. Oregon..now here is a tough one...they have the hot jerseys and cool colors. Man they even have the same offense you are used to run..but there is one important thing..YOU WILL BE LIVING IN OREGON. So that leaves Ohio State..and I guess it isn't that bad to play in the title game...whoa whoa whoa Terelle I said play in the game...I NEVER said we would win it! LOLDuke vs North Carolina - Great rivalry but do we have to hear how close the campuses are everytime they play? We know its 9 miles apart on tobacco rd! Also is it in a contract that Dick Vitale calls ALL their games? Where is gus johnson at because I think he would take that rivalary to a whole new level. The best thing about both these teams is that they will find a way to choke in the NCAA tourney and since I don't pick them I am always in the money.
Dave and Busters - Man these kats almost made the stock down championship. So I am minding my business going to Delon's party last Friday. I ordered fish meal and a couple of beers. I pay my bill and go about my business. So Tuesday rolls around and I am trying to go holla at my boy Merrick at Eckels. I walk in there and get that turkey sandwich and tell him to warm it up with some mayo on it. Grab that bingo card with my Vitamin water and try to pay when Chris said my card declined. So you know I had to step back..think in my head...man if people were around this would be up there with the Brandon Coates 1 beer declined debit card. So I switch cards and head to work. I get to work and check my bank and find out that these fools had a pending charge of $307 bucks! Man all I thought about at this point was do I call channel 4 or channel 10 b/c somebody is about to be investigated. Needless to say after a couple of days I got this fixed but my mom did warn me about paying for things with your debit card and resturants so I am just warning you now because it happened to me!
Emmitt Smith put the mic down - Man I know you are the NFL's leading rusher...but BLOWED OUT?? wow..can I get an application to be a sportscaster?
KOBE - I know there is a lot of Lakers stuff going on in this but I just want to say that I miss this Kobe...
Alright people I am going to bed becauseI am tired as hell but I hope that you have a good night. Please fill free to add some commments..I see you doin your usual comments Lil Scrappy. Also you can sign up on the bottom of the stock up stock down so that you know whenever I post, you will get it. Have a great day and I will talk to you later!
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