Even the devil takes a break! In the case of OSI somehow someway they decided that today it was too snowy and icy for us to go to work. Who would have thought that of all days..TODAY...the devil was too tired and told me to chill out. I know some of you guys had to work and frankly I am not sure why and I am sorry. I know that I just watched some cold pizza, got the mail and cleaned up my place. The best part was once I got that call the only thing I thought about what this (Ivan you should know this jam)...
Alright everybody..a slow week once again..I had the flu this past weekend and that is always why it took so long to get this out to you. Special shoutout to Boston's finest Roger Fish who said he enjoyed the new look stock up stock down. I always take compliments my friend..got a crown and ginger with you name on it!
Stock Up
Grammy's- It's always fun to watch the grammy's and see the performances. There were lots of good acts and awards presentations. I am sure most of you watched it so I won't recap it too much, but I wanted to give you some of my top outfits that people were wearing and my thoughts..
Good to see Kanye west looking like a black light brite. I didn't know if his suit was going to be smoking or if it was going to tell me if there was construction in the next two miles! Hey it looks good and your performance was hot so hatin!
There will never be any clouds in her storms! I know Nate is trying to get under her umbrella ella ella ella...
Beyonce...fiance...haha..I mean I am still trying to figure out where Destiny's Child is at and why are you with Jay-Z? I mean don't forget Wyclef because he is one that found you and made that hit back in the day!
Please tip your valet parkers! LOL
I mean my girl Cyndi Lauper...man does she needs Goonies 2..hell we all need Goonies 2. Can we get sean austin to lose some weight and become mikey again. I am not sure if Chunk still acts and we have to find a new sloth and momma fratello b/c they died but we got to get this girl some help. This is the first time I have seen her since her True Colors video!
Valentine's Day - Make sure you get your special someone that nice gift. Now rememeber ladies the guys don't have to go out there and spend $$$ on those earrings that you don't need. Ladies remember you don't need to go buy that expensive outfit that you know your man can't wear because he needs to do a few more crunches! lol..it's about that love you need to drop your special someone. All I know is I love this day and celebrate it once and not that BOGUS FAKE sweetest day holiday you ladies try to get over on us guys...so be happy you get this day! :)
Girl Dunking - Man I know you have seen highlights of girls dunking but this one takes this cake. This girl is something serious when she gets the ball. These aren't those cheap dunks, these are dropstep or lobs. The only problem I am having is if that is a girl of Joakim Noah...you decide...
Now tell me that isn't the same person in this video...
Matt Damon - Just when I think music needs a kick in the pants you have to go to..Matt Damon? Just check out these two videos and tell me what you think. I do know one thing....scotty doesn't know on Europe trip might be his best!
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IBK Show - Say it isn't so Ivan..say it isn't so. This is about as sad of a day since they got rid of the Wendy's salad bar. You are looking to get rid of the Navi? I mean that is your baby and I can't see you without it. And those who don't believe me..here is my man Kuo giving out the description..
It's time to part ways with the monster that has terrorized the streets of Columbus for years...Let me know if you have any interest and we can talk numbersBasic specs:1998 Lincoln Navigator-Red Exterior, Tan Interior4WDRear AC/Heat22 inch KMC Dime wheelsPioneer CD DeckAftermarket Door Speakers-Diamond Audio and Pioneer Aftermarket Racing Tail LghtsSunroof150,000 miles
Ivan I mean how you gonna part with your whip? I mean the memories of us in the whip trying to go play ball. Or when you needed that gas money and you needed me to give you that last 2 bucks I had even though I was trying to get a jr bacon cheeseburger. This is truly a sad day to retire the IBK show but I am sure it will somehow come back with something MORE explosive.
I told one guy that you were getting rid of the IBK show and he said and I quote.."I would rather starve then give up the navi" and that man is non other then black sashquatch...
Roger Clemens and his trainer - Do you even care???
The Flu - Why did you have to invade my body at 3pm on FRIDAY and then leave at 8pm SUNDAY making sure I would be a work? Can a brother get a sick day next time you attack my T cells!
Antiqua and St Lucia - These are both two terrific places to have your honeymoon. Problem is that when I emailed Sandals to see what their prices were they must have read my email address wrong..last time I checked it was conrad.cosey@gmail.com and not www.daddy.warbucks@gmail.com b/c I am trying to have some money when I come home. Then what made it an easy decision to look other places is when I heard snakes were all around in St Lucia. Now we all know I can't stand snakes and there is no way I was going to be drinking, dancing, cuddling and look down and see an 8 foot snake in my bed. I'm not Samuel Jackson so I wasn't going to deal with those snakes, we would have packed up and headed out!
Latrell Spreewell - Are times that tough in America when a former NBA player who averaged 13 million over 10 plus years can't pay his mortgage? Sprewell needs your help America because he claims he is broke. This is the same man who wouldn't sign a 21 million dollar extension because he said he has to feed his kids. Apparently he wasn't lying b/c now he needs money. Fool you should have taken a couple classes at the University of Phoenix..econ 101 or accounting because that is terrible. At least hire a accountant and not Darnell from the streets. Man that is just sad and I feel no shame or remorse for you. However, on a side note you took that Knicks team to the finals and I was pulling for you against those spurs!
Justin Zwick - QB of the destroyers....once again...QB of the Destroyers! And half of you on this list still think that he was better then Troy Smith...haha..well go pay $11.50 in sit up top to watch him throw all over the Toledo Mud buckets
Alright everybody its a been a pleasure but my big brother show is on and they even got a girl from Roosters on Henderson Rd on so I know a least a few people now will watch..and she went to BGSU...EVEN BETTER! LOL
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