Sunday, January 27, 2008

Can Kobe ever get a call??



I mean I tell you what..I don't mind the Cavs but its really getting on my nerves on how the NBA refuses to allow the Lakers beat the Cavs. Every game I have seen these last few years there is always this funny call that goes against the purple and gold. Hey I am not blaming it on the refs b/c Lebron James (I never call him the king) gets 41 there isn't much you can do. I just want to know why the best player in the NBA can't get a call in staples? Good win Cavs..lakers need to step it up but I just felt I needed to get that out because I am still hot that they lost.


Whasup everybody..this should be a good week for most of you. Some of you are turning the big 30. I mean this is such a big honor and hopefully...MONTHS later..I will know what it feels like. All the people who are having bdays I want to say an early happy bday. I hope everybody's weekend went well. As usual it is always short and needs to be longer..so do what I will be doing this week..take a day off. Nothing says freedom like calling off and taking a personal day. On that note let me get this going before I go to bed...

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Politics - I hope everybody has been following these debates that are going on. This is some exciting times for us young adults. We really are the future of this country and need to understand what is going on. I just love this time of year because this is when ALL the candidates are out there trying to help you out..but are they really? You have to figure out who is telling the lesser of the lies and go with them. I just hope you stay involved and keep following these candidates. I mean look at this one...


I mean after watching this I don't know what to say. All I know is I am just trying to get my gas lower, my pockets fatter and my air cleaner. Hell I would mind if they lowered the cost of candy. I mean did you know it cost 65 cents to get some bubbalicious? I mean a few years back it was only 55 cents. See this is the kind of stuff you need to investigate because THAT really hits home! I guess that video I did on Mitt Romney was bad..but it could be worse..




Superbowl commercials - Man nobody cares about the pats and the giants. The only people who care about those two teams are in Foxboro and upstate NY. We all know the Pats are going to win so what is the deal. What we need to focus on is what the top commercial is going to be. That is the best part of the Superbowl. I need some heat like last year because K Fed was the runaway winner.

Who would have thought that a year later this bootleg dancer turned rapper would be having SOLE custody of Britney Spears kids..haha...in the words of Yakov Smirnoff.."What a country".

Nicole Tumbry


Yes that is right you are #1. I just wanted to give you props on quitting smoking. That is huge because I want all my friends to quit smoking. Smoking is bad and I am sure you have heard that from idk...10,000 people over the last 20 plus years. I want to see you live long and productive lives and die the way you should..CO2 gas in the air and UV rays due to the fact that we don't protect the environment! That is how you should go out!



Its going to be another long year for the world of golf. I know most of you don't even watch golf but those who do know that this guy is thinking grand slam! The only thing holding back Tiger is his wife...go figure!

Britney Spears


Please enter you own caption here _________________________---

This used to be Merricks girl..and why do I think it still is! lol







HAHAHAHAHA.....I got you!!!..now remind me to punch you in the shoulder the next time I see you!!




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Dana Jacobson



Take it to the head Dana Jacobson. Now is that bottle of vodka really worth it? I must have been because it is going to cost your career much like it did with this guy...


and trust me he isn't calling the Cleveland browns to backup Jamaal Lewis. All I know is alcohol and talking out your ass doesn't mix. If you don't know her story she is a analyst on the show Cold Pizza on ESPN. Well during a Mike and Mike roast on ESPN she got a little drunk and started saying all this horrible stuff about Notre Dame and Jesus. Listen..its one thing to speak the truth and tell people that Notre Dame sucks, and they haven't won a bowl game this century and all of that, but when you bring in Jesus..now you got a fight! ESPN might let her keep her job but at what cost. Sometimes you need to stick with that rum and not that goose and you be alright!



Diddy - Why are you always trying to make a band, when you had Da Band and you didn't blow them up? I mean c'mon babs was flowing nice, ness had the beats and you know Dylon was spitting that hot fire. I think you needed to keep those kats in the game and give them a chance. I mean they couldn't have been as bad as the cd you made for Shyne.



State of the Union Address


As usual that was a bunch of nonsense that didn't do anybody any good. You said the exact same stuff for the past 7 years. Thank you...thanks for 7 years..only 11 months remaining...please start packing ASAP!

Gerald


Man pay your taxes playa. I am sick of hearing you in the news not doing this. I mean your checks from Passenger 57 and White men can't jump should still be coming in. Just let me know when you doing blade 4 so I can go out and check it out!

Movies - Speaking of movies..anybody who sees Cloverfield let me give you some advice. Do you remember a movie called "Blair Witch Project". Well that movie was taped behind Perry Middle school and made some cash. Well during that movie people were getting sick from all the different camera angles. If you saw that movie and you got sick then don't see Cloverfield. I have heard all that movie was a handheld camera shaking the whole time. If I want to get motion sickness I'll pay my 44.50 and get on the Beast at Kings Island. Listen man up and go see the movie...if you put down those pretzel bites and large artic blast icee you wouldn't get so sick!

Writer's - Can we please come to an agreement? I am tired of watching the same ole crappy programs. I know you need to get paid but this is getting old. I need you guys to get in there and get something signed so I can watch my Heroes, Chuck and any other show that isn't reality based...speaking of which...

MTV - Can we please stop with the America's next top model reruns? I mean do I need all my weekends filled up with this crap! Nobody is caring about those girls and if you do, you need to get a life!

NKOTB


Yes folks your favorite pre backstreet boys band is back. New kids is making a comeback..seriously. Now I am not sure how many of you are as we speak dusting off your tapes to see if you can hear Hanging Tough but please stop it. There is no reason these guys will be coming back. Nobody missed them at all and if you did you are lying...NOBODY missed these guys. Hell if I want to see a group of white guys from back in the day sing I would choose these guys instead...


These guys a least had their own tv show!!


Last and not least I wanted to give props to a fallen Hollywood star..



Heather Ledger
It is always sad to see young people die over senseless things. I know people will always tease him over his role in brokeback mountain but he was a good up and coming actor in Hollywood. He had serious range going from 10 things I hate about you all the way to the Patriot. I hope that he is in a better place and lets us know that life is precious.

Everybody have a great week, hope it goes by quickly so you can hit the weekend. I know some of you are doing GREAT since you got your w2's..trying to get that extra money! lol..have a good one!!

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Dj Dubb B found it!!

MLK day at work was such a blast! Special shoutout to OSI for allowing me to work on such a wonderful day!

Special shoutout to DJ Dubb B who found one of our training videos. He claims he can see Delon and Brandon in the background, but I am awaiting confirmation...

Saturday, January 19, 2008

Is MLK a holiday?

I am sitting here about 5:45 watching the end of the Pats/ Bolts game just thinking...thinking why do I have to work tomorrow. I mean I don't understand why a brother can't get off of MLK day. If it wasn't for him I would still be drinking from the colored water fountain and HOPING for somebody to only call me a colored boy. C'mon America..do we really need work this hard? Can I get a day off? We need to go back to those days where national holidays meant something. I know I know Arizona you don't recognize MLK day and that is fine and you can keep your backwards thinking. Hey I guess it isn't anything different the folks in South Carolina who still fly the confederate flag and say things like "yankees" or "northerners". Man check your history book..civil war ended over 120 years ago..ya'll lost so get over it. You can keep your thinking..but I want to be off! Let's make it happen people..let's get back to celebrating all the holidays, but until then.....

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American Idol - The greatness of this show is the fact that it can take a terrible singer and person and make them a star. I know there are probably people out there who honestly care and want the best person to win..well count me OUT of that discussion. Nothing makes me laugh harder it to see people get up there and make a fool of themselves. I have seen William Hung and "She bangs" I have seen Ian Benardo sing "Gloria" and get kicked off. However my #1 American Idol fan favorite would have to be Renaldo Lapuz singing "We're brothers forver". Now I don't mean to be real rude but when you watch this clip, doesn't it remind you of Jackie Chan in the first Rush Hour. This might be one of the funniest things I have seen in years.







Souljah Boy - I know a lot of people are getting sick of hearing that song. I will give you that it is a bit annoying but I never got a chance to see the video and learn how to do it. I finally found it and saw it so for those people who need to learn how to do it..here you go..




Bill Beaston - Way to lead your Tiffin Columbian team to that BIG WIN against Upper Sandusky and Diebler's squad. You got that record up to 6-6 and you need to make that run. Also where are my bball shorts and shirt at? I always got to give props to these young coaches around the country. ..got to give them a chance! (update..Bill's team won and now currently sitting 7-6..very Cincinnati Bearcat like)




OSU Players - I feel most of you coming back to make that run again. Bottom line America..get used to it..we are a dynasty..and yes a LOSING one right now. Hey I would rather play Jan 7th every year then Jan 1 b/c that means you are in the title game. All they have to do next year is beat USC and Wisconsin and take care of those other Big 10 teams and we will be back there again. And don't let O State get Pryor the QB from Pennsylvania...6'6'' brother who runs and passes..shoot O State wouldn't know what to do with that. Sorry to see that would mean 36 year old Junior QB Boeckman would be riding pine. And it you think I am hating on him..you damn right..I know he was a chump week 1 and he prooved me right in the title game so I am a typical buckeye fan..hate on you when we lose! lol




NCAA Basketball - Since football is over basically..it's time to get your fix on basketball. Make sure you scout hard for that sleeper team. Once again I will give you some sound advice as we draw clear but one thing is for sure..if you see Gus Johnson call a game with Bill Raferty..you are in for a treat!




Joe Dogg Brother - Way to take my TV to that next level..HD level. You bringing over that HDMI cable allows me now to see transformers at a new level. Ivan knows that seeing Megatron in HD makes him even more evil!



Mike Huckabee and Chuck Norris -

This is a dangerous combo people...nobody crosses Chuck Norris. He supports the man, the reverened, the family guy. He says don't vote for McCain b/c he is too old and he would be capable of being president...I'm not saying he wouldn't..but would you cross chuck?


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Paula Abdul



I feel you trying to drop your new single "Dance like there is no tomorrow" at the Superbowl, but unless you have MC Skat Cat next to you..nobody is going to watch this. You were hot back in the day when gas was 0.99 and I was staying up late watching Arsenio Hall show at 11pm on my black and white tv...just let it go Paula..STRAIGHT UP..just let it go.



Tom Cruise - Seriously what happened to this man. I remember when all the girls loved him in his tighty whities in Risky Business and when he was Maverick in Top Gun (I preferred Iceman) but he has really lost it. I don't want to sit here and blast different religions because that isn't the Christian thing to do but what is his deal with Scientology? Ever since he got involved with that stuff his movies have flopped. I need that Tom Cruise who did a solid job in Minority report not the one in War of the worlds. Speaking of which..that was a TERRIBLE movie. Tom I know you are going thru this CHANGE in your life and you call your baby "baby suri" but lets get it together here buddy. This is a prime example..just watch this video and see my man salute scientology's leader...too much!












Steriods - Ok I have to say something on this topic because it has been in the news a lot..and when I mean a lot..I mean WAY TOO MUCH. Ok lets break down what is the issue with steriods..they are bad for you. Well they are..but so is smoking, drinking, eating late, watching Deal or no deal and working O.T. at OSI but people do. I do think its important to educate people about it but I don't think we should spend millions of dollars in Congress about this. I don't care about Roger Clemens and if he lied about steriods because I already know the answer..he is lying. No trainer is going to say that they shot up some dude in the butt if they didn't..who would lie about that. Now this morning they have a report that some musicians are in cohoots with a company up in Albany, NY about steriods..here are some of the names..50 cent (ya think), Timbaland, Mary J Blige, Wyclef and Tyler Perry! Yes I said Mary J Blige, Tyler Perry and Wyclef. I thought Wyclef has been gone since November so why the hell he need them? Mary J Blige?? you talk about love is all you need..evidently you needed to get your roid rage on. This doesn't make sense because they just busting people for the hell of it..and once again is this news? Listen I am trying to get my head cleared to vote for a president and figure out who is the best person..I don't care if Tyler Perry is getting swole. Who next is going to get busted...this guy?

I mean what has gotten into carrot top? This dude is a bit too swole I won't even lie. Looking like he just met up with my man Sam Wilder in Worlds gym and walked out that black room label Balco...lol..look at this kat..haha..ugly as hell but SWOLE!



NFL - I swear I think there was a consipiracy to see if the NFL can get the Packers vs Patriots in the Super Bowl. I mean I wanted to see Big D in that superbowl..but of course just like she did to Jon Mayer..she cost them big and made them fold under the pressure. You know its emotional when people like T.O. can't stay composed.



















Seriously T.O. I am one of your biggest fans but that is too much. I mean if you were REALLY crying how come the tears don't fall on your cheek? I really do and was trying to feel you as you made that superbowl run, but it wasn't met to be.You were crying for a good 2 mins and I didn't see any wetness below those Gucci shades..c'mon playa..c'mon. This is about as bad as this....





Tarheel fans....get over it..you just lost your first game of the year making UNC record 18-1..what the hell are you crying about? This is pretty funny to see somebody crying like this..haha..



Big 10 Network - Can I watch an OSU basketball game? Why do you have to lock down Big 10 basketball? I pay my time warner bill so let me watch my team play this year! Nobody wants to pay an extra $15 bucks so I can see Wisconsin play Penn State on a tuesday night! Give me my team in my area for free and let me watch them!


Jon Diebler - Go back home to Upper Sandusky, talk to your dad and figure out how to shoot again. It would be nice if the all time leading scorer in the state of Ohio would be able to hit at least 1 open 3pt shot for the Buckeyes..just a thought.



Quote of the Week: Conrad..you need to go see the movie Cloverfield..it's like the Blair Witch project on crack!"




And the person who said that was...................Beefnuts!


beard 2


Alright everybody..have a great week. Bday shoutout to my boy Fish hitting that big 30...enjoy that ice cream cake. Everybody else be easy..take care and I will talk to you soon! I'm out like the San Diego Chargers superbowl run...HOLLA
Good update..good win Giants..hopefully Favre will retire for the 5th straight year..the only thing that makes it bitter sweet that they won is we will hear about Manning vs Brady for the next 2 weeks..oh well..I will live with that!!

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Stock up Stock Down post Championship game

Well it's a day after another disaster here in Columbus. Once again having our hearts ripped out thinking we had the title in our hands and then getting ran over. I don't think I am as mad this year but believe me it hurts. Things will be better, the grass will grow, the seasons will change and we will be back there next year..you can believe that. Well the answer to last weeks trivia.."Hey laser lips..your momma was a snowblower" is Short Circuit. The new trivia question today is what movie is this from:

Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Chanukah.

Alright lets start the show..

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Ohio State - Thanks for giving us in our REBUILDING year a chance to win the title again. No matter what the critics say or tell you how we had no business being there...well we did. We were very capable of winning that game and if somebody tells you that isn't true, please have them pee in a cup and submit it for testing. A few plays here or there and the game is different but that is what happens sometimes. You can't win them all even though we want to think we can. Overall I am very happy and proud of the team this year.

I'm still behind you senator Tressel

The joke is on a lot of haters out there who haven't had the privillage to be this close to a championship..or to even win one...














Con C - I had to take it to the next level. I had to upgrade for the new year a new place for me to share the thoughts. I took plane, bus, car..but nothing beat my trip riding on my cow Elsie that I borrowed from Bordon. She hooked me up and we found this blogger.com site. Now I will be able to reach more people (not sure if that is a good or bad thing) and hear responses back and see what people think. Oh yes..I think this is going to be a good year..and why do I look like I would star in the blackbuster movie on BET...BrokeBlack Mountain...LOL










Ipod - I don't know who invented these bad boys or how they even work..but I do know one thing..they help you get your cardio on. See the thing about working out isn't really getting there, its getting started. How many of you are all excited to get a good sweat and you get up to your gym. Now if you go to my gym..Lifetime..you walk in to a good clean environment. You change your clothes and get ready to hit that treadmill when you push play on your ipod or mp3 player and it flashes that low battery. If you are like me..you get off that treadmill and get changed back and roll out. The reason is I can't listed to the four tops followed by the cranberries when I am trying to workout. I need that mp3 player that has In da club, followed by Hood Figga and then Tear the club up. Right there you have a good 10 min cardio. So my word of advice is make sure your ipod is charged b/c that bad boy is going to be the reason Con C ends up looking like this...


Except I won't be licking my lips as often!! Ima get your HEADsprung!










Primary - I hope that you have been following this historic primary going on. Let's see..we have an African American , a woman, a movie star, a mormon, and an old white guy that by the time he would get sworn into office would be checking into a retirement home. You really got to love America though because one of those people I described will be the next president. I want everybody to know that I respect eveybodys view, but make sure its yours. Don't get caught up watching crossfire or the fox news. Get your own views, make up your own mind and lets get this country back going. All I know is I miss the days when gas was $2, my wallet was filled with money and I could go to the doctor whenever I wanted!


Kimar - It was nice of my man to share with the old group one of his biggest highlights..his video of middle school track. I always knew he ran relay races but I never knew he did javelin throw..man you were tight dogg!



















W2's - If you are working and making money LEGALLY then you know about these. Man this is the Christmas after the Christmas as far as I am concerned. This might be the only time people look forward to dealing with their taxes. If you got some kids I know you love this time of year but hey..remember that money is for the kids. I don't want to hear anybody talking about how they got the Nintendo Wii or how they got a new car..get your babies some diaper or some clothes..hell get them a book to read because lord knows they need it! lol Now for you cats out there who don't recieve W2's..then you know..keep doin what you doin..but if things get dicey..don't call Con C.


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Heroes - A hero is somebody who stands up for others and tries to make the world a better place. They do it because they want to and don't ask for any accolades. Just by being a good person they are looked at as being a great hero...here are a few..










MLK - Do I really have to explain? His life allowed me to share a water fountain with Shawn McQuone without having a cop release a dog on me.
Superman - Protects all people but did have a soft spot for that ugly girl Lois Lane. He should have left and found a new breezie.












Blankman - Never got the respect he deserved but faught for justice. He even had his trusty sidekick J-5 who was that cheap version of Johnny 5 help take care of bombs.


Which leads me to this..HERO...does he look familiar...c'mon...look harder...buckeye fans..you should know...Austin Spitler...who..yeah exactly AUSTIN SPITLER










This is the JOKER who missed blocking the punt in the 3rd quarter. Not only did he miss the ball he managed to go across the whole punters leg and hit him giving LSU a first down. I mean I am not blaming the game on this guy, but c'mon that was a big play. You have to know your role in life. How many times do you see people try to do things that they shouldn't do and see the end result turn out bad? Look at what happened when Britney left K-Fed, or when Kobe ran shaq out..they found out they aren't a hero. Now you Austin..just cause you wanted to be on that late edition of sportscenter you tried to make a big play and blew it. Now due to the fact that we lost the game I think we are banned from the championship game for about 3 years..thanks man. And wear exactly did you get that suit from? Is that a suit from the Suge Knight Collection b/c I know somebody with the name Austin Spitler didn't get that from his hometown or he picked that out...we need an investigation.





Britney Spears - I know I said I wouldn't talk about her this year..but man oh man..please get some help before you end up like Anna Nicole Smith and that isn't a laughing matter. I don't want to hear how she is stressed about her kids and that she is bipolar..she is what we used to call before all the drug companies blew up..we called people like her..CRAZY. She is crazy along with her young sister who is having a kid..listen up Zoey 101 star..you must have missed the Perry Middle School sex ed class b/c you put your career on hold for a grip and think about all those other kids on the show who are out of a job.





OSI - This is a snapshot of our work..this was about a week ago and this is when Delon and Cedric were squaring up and fighting over some lidos pizza. If you look in the background you can see Brandon with the red bandana looking scared and concerned for the two of them.


















Once they stopped fighting we were able to get our new recruitment video out for new hires at work...big shout out to the production...I think we are really going to get some quality people up at work and I can't wait to work with them.






Les Miles - Way to win the championship with Nick Saben's recruits..you a tough guy and I look forward to seeing you guys again.

Alright playa...Con C is done for the night. I expect to hear from some Mich fans and OSU haters..but remember this....for all the times you say we can't beat the SEC..just make sure you can beat the Division IAA teams...HOLLA at ya boy!