Finally a breather!

My bad people my bad! My email has been blowing up..text messages asking where it is. Well I am finally dropping that stock up. Lots going on and so it is hard to keep track of this but I got it out. It is short and sweet to the point. I hope you enjoy it and it gets you over the hump till the big game on Sat..so here ya go!!



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Barack Obama




Ok first things first...OK OHIO..way to get this right. I am sorry but I just got to say....THANK YOU GOD that Obama won this election. I could go on for days about Joe the plumber, palin not knowing Africa was a continent, and people just hating on him...but we did it. It was a loooonnngg 8 year run....Small highs and LOTS of lows and finally we got change. Now who knows what is going to happen now since the economy is terrible and job loss is high...but c'mon...you got to admit that it feels good.













Damion and Joni Howards Wedding


Just wanted to say congrats to my cousin in getting married Oct 25th, 2008. I am very happy for you two out there now living in Jersey! Make sure you got a room for me when I come and visit. I aint trying to be put up in no hotel for $200 a night...remember I work at OSI not IBM! lol

Rylee Steinbeck singing my new hot song!



Baby doll, baby doll...baby doll! That is the song I taught her that I am sure is going to be a hit at daycare! lol If you ask her about it she will definitely sing it for you.


Jamaica



Am I there yet? 11 days till I will be hanging with Sean Kingston and Stella with or without her getting her groove back!


Gas


You know nothing beats filling up Goldie for 21 bucks and it says full. I mean where has this been the past 5 years? I still feel that it is high but at this point I am not complaining at all!

Sean William Scott





Any movie this fool is in is worth paying that $7.00. You know going in that this isn't going to be an Oscar so you come in real relaxed. You gonna hear young kids in the crowd talking and people like me laughing the whole time. His new movie Role models is what it is...cheap humor! I am telling you don't be fooled by that trailer. Yes that part where that black kid talks about not taking his pants off is classic but there are so many cheap, cheap laughs in there!



















Breaking News!!!

Yes Cleveland Browns way to get that W. Got me that $105 in my work pool. I picked all the winners except one game...LOl...those Vikings! Thank you Brady Quinn!










Or maybe not....Yikes!













Chris "Beanie" Wells

Michigan players and future NFL opponents...get to know this!












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Caitlin Davis (former Patriots Cheerleader)




This is the best way to get fired from the easiest job you will ever have...cheerleader for the New England Patriots. Go to a Halloween party and draw penises all over a drunk dudes back. However make sure you don't go post the picture up on face book with that Swastika on him. Especially when your owner is Robert Kraft and he is involved in the NFL anti-defamation committee. Well I guess there is always hooters. Naw seriously I know facebook is hot but why do people always like risking their jobs to put some stupid picture up on their "wall" on their page. Life is always about choices LOL

























Voters

Sometimes you have to wonder how people like this are able to vote! LOL

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Michigan Football

Pack very, very lightly on your way down to Columbus. No need to bring any extra clothes, electronics or anything. This is going to be a short sweet beat down. I am not cocky I am just stating the facts...ya'll couldn't even beat Toledo! lol..and to all the Michigan fans who read this..listen to what you coach said...

Heading into his first Michigan-Ohio State game -- where the Wolverines are expected to extend their dubious record with a ninth loss -- he tried to deliver a message to fans who have lost touch.

"It's amazing some of the things that people would say [on a message board] or yell at you of a personal nature," Rodriguez said Monday. "You almost want to tell them, 'Get a life.'

"There's a whole lot bigger problems. Look at the economy."


Yes Rich Rodriguez is right..the economy is bad...about as bad as your team up there. Dark days at that program when your football coach is worrying about his W2 form instead of recruiting some talent. That is what you say when you are about to coach a team who is going to lose for the 5th time in a row..series record! I know Bo is rolling in his grave right now!



Adrienne Bailon

What is going on with the kids on the Disney Channel? I mean you got Britney, Mylee Cyrus, Shia Labeauf...heck even Raven getting all drunk with Lindsay Lohan. Now we got Adrienne Bailon who was a star on the show cheetah girls. I always knew that those kats on the Disney channel were not who they really were. It was like of like Young Life at my high school. It stood for good Christian values but there were always some kats in there that you weren't too sure about. They talking about living the good life but then I see them Sat night with some dip in their lip talking to a couple of them girls..you know what I am saying. Now this is Adrienne Bailon...










Man oh man...Disney is doing BIG things! LOL
















Now look at what she does in her spare time? This is what you get when you mess with the Cardashian's...ask Ray J...WAIT A MINUTE! I know some of you "freaks" on here might be into this...but if you are trying to send your loved ones a naked pic..make sure you got that password so nobody will steal it!






Man I have always been a Disney fan!
















The Greatest Ever?

How come every time I talk about Kobe Bryant there is always somebody telling me Jordan this Jordan that. Man he is tough and one of the greatest ever..but Kobe is the man. I'm sorry..they are bigger, faster players now and Kobe is the best out of the group. Now watch Jordan get beat by a CEO of a company. I think the guy looks like the black dude with goggles off the video game Arch Rivals. Look at this kat take him to the hole and I Jordan aint happy!





Alright ladies and gents it's time for me to sit back and watch some Private Practice. Everybody have a great week/weekend and I can't wait for that Buckeyes game! Go bucks and talk to you later!!

Hot on October?

Man I am feeling this weather here in Columbus. I mean its the middle of the month and we have this GREAT weather. Shoot it is so nice that I might run outside.....whoa...wait a minute..got a little carried away! LOL Well I hope the week has been going well...its almost over so finish strong and enjoy this...



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Vote

I will always be pushing this so if you live in Ohio make sure you get out there and vote. You are able to vote early all the way to Nov 3rd so make sure that you vote counts there you. If you don't vote, you can't bitch..it's just that simple!

Braylon Edwards




Welcome back to the NFL. For about the first 4 weeks I wasn't sure if you were on the roster. Thank you for returning and helping my fantasy football team to that solid win. When in doubt DA...get the ball to Braylon!

Delon's last day at OSI

I knew something was going on Delon's last day at work. I finally got a grainy copy of his last day before he left...check it out! It was his last meeting with Keisha to see if he was going to help out Sallie Mae.

NBA Season

Finally approaching and yes this year those Lakers are taking the title. I know some of you are like the NBA is rigged and I hate it and blah blah blah. Well that's cool and I hope you enjoy watching Wisconsin play Northwestern on ESPN on Weds. I'll take my chances watching Portland vs. L.A. on TNT

TV

These shows in no particular order are what you need to watch. Heroes, Law and Order SVU, The Office, Private Practice, Entourage and Grey's Anatomy and 30 Rock. Those shows are straight Heat and you need to watch them because they are clutch. If you have anymore I need to watch or in this case DVR let me know but I recommend all these shows!

Debates

They are finally done! That is the best news because some of them were quite boring. I know I got caught flipping through channels and if you missed it..its okay because nothing much you missed...well except this creepy exchange





I don't know what to say about that! LOLOLOL

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Twist Ice Cream Cone

What the hell is wrong with you McDonalds? You pride yourself in making people happy with such a good selection of treats. How come I am rolling up to that McDonalds on billingsley rd and I try to order a twist cone. It is such a simple but yet EXPLOSIVE treat. What was their response??? We don't do the twist cone? How are you not going to have a twist cone anymore? Now I am not sure if this is a local issue or USA problem. I am going to need you Cam in Seattle, you Dave in Bloomington and you

Haunted Hoochie

A couple of things....one can we get a name change? It sounds to me like a scary strip club! Second why does it cost $17 to go thru it? For that price I could go see Saw 5 (which I would NEVER see) and get some twizzlers, a white cherry icee and some nachos and still have 2 bucks in my pocket. I don't get why it needs to cost so much when I already know what is going to happen. There is always that guy with the chain saw that scares the crap out of me. Listen I am not going to sit here and act all tough...you are not NORMAL if you think a guy with a chainsaw running at you isn't scary. Shoot I remember when I went with the boys are Shawn was talking to Freddie Krueger and telling him to scare people behind us and he gave him a thumbs up! LOL. It is always a good time to get a quick scare with some people!

Pacman Jones

Who didn't see this coming? Beating up cops, hitting women, shooting in the clubs...it's time to look for another profession because you won't be playing football ever again!

Our Economy

I don't know what it is but can we catch a break? I wake up some days thinking things will be ok, other days the dow drops 700 points. This scene right here sums up what I think everybody should do with the money and especially their dreams...




On a side note...how come at the end of this scene Troy was wheeling up the bucket to pick up Andy and it only had his jacket in there? I mean did Troy not realize she wasn't there? I mean Andy wasn't that skinny..c'mon Troy maybe that is why you lost your girl to Bran LOL

Joe the Plumber

Who is the quarter of a million plumber in Toledo....


Oh there you are Joe. Joe the plumber from Toledo, OH who claims he made 250K in a year. Listen if you made that much in Toledo, OH you would own 65% of the city. That is equivalent of somebody living on the 18th green here in Murfield. However the problem is Joe lied...he doesn't make 250K..he makes 40K. He doesn't even have a license to be a plumber in Ohio. He also hasn't paid his taxes from last year. So Joe...do yourself a favor..put on the side of your truck Joe the plumber..milk your 4 minutes of fame and pay that money back to the government!

Michigan Football

Listen I know things are tough but are they really that bad? I mean Appalachian State was a fluke and I thought this program can't get any lower. However, how you gonna get beat up in your house by Toledo University? I understand that the MAC comes to play but you should win that game. I do know this we will beat that team by at least 21 points. I don't care that we can only score 13 points a game..we WILL beat Michigan by 21 points..you do the math! LOL

Goldie


I don't understand why you do what you do. I take you to get washed, vacuum the inside. I give you that nice oil change and how do you reward me? You won't start at all. Apparently there is a defect in the grand am where the security system locks up and you can't start the car. They don't know why that happens but it just does. So I am just trying to go to work at NCO aka Hell and I walk out and it doesn't work. Now I got to tow this bad boy to some shop so they can reset the alarm system. That is why goldie you are on your last leg!


Crazy lady at McCain rally

If you haven't heard this clip check this out and I will be giving my advice...




Ok here is what I have to say about this. First things first she is from Minnesota so I first need to figure out if she goes to the Vikings game. And if she does I hope she don't rock an AP jersey. Now all seriousness...lady pick up a book. I know the last time you used the library they had microfiche and you had to check out books by signing your name in the back over on that note card. This is just sad when there isn't anybody getting the right information. Like I said people when you go out there and vote make sure you know the truth. I am speaking as somebody who wants to know all the issues. I mean look at this lady..first of all find a comb, and quit reading the magazine BIGGOT R US! lolol Every time I see that clip it cracks me up b/c there are a whole bunch of people like that who don't know better. Just make sure when you are on national TV, your lasting impression won't be as a racist!


Alright kids...it's Friday..some of you don't got a job, you aint got nothing to do! So be safe and have a good weekend! Go bucks and I will see some of you soon!

Put your money in a PIGGYBANK!

Well it has been a while since I did one of these. I have been way too busy and I might need to start hiring a staff to help me on this weekly. I hope that everybody has been doing well lately as we shift from the Summer to the fall. I has been a crazy few weeks but hopefully things can settle down until my countdown to the big day. I can't promise you this will be too explosive..I think that I need to find my MOJO again but give me some time...but here ya go!



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Delon






Man don't be bashful man! Congrats on getting done with school my man! It's a big accomplishment and not you get to party this weekend!! Enjoy it for the next 6 months until you get that first letter from Great Lakes or Sallie Mae!





Cindy is Old



Happy 30th birthday coming up here buddy. That officially makes me still the kid in the 20's LOL. You guys are a bunch of old fogies! LOL



























John Lester - I mean I got to give congrats to my man Lester aka Ma$e. The only guy in America that shoots me some pictures of his wedding two weeks ago. Playa I didn't even know you were dating a girl let alone about to marry her! That is way too much but I wanted to extend my congrats to you and the bride!

Megan Fox



Man bump Megatron..this is why I am waiting for Transformers 2. Actually I loved Megatron, but I am still mad at why he had to kill the only black transformer in the movie!

















Ohio State Buckeyes




You better get this team while you get the chance. This team is rejuvenated thanks to a healthy Beenie Wells and now this man...

Terrelle Pryor aka T-Pain was doing some work last game. You have to give him credit being a true freshman and his first road game is in Wisconsin. That is a tough place to play and he did great. I know all you buckeye haters are like here we go again but I hate to say...HERE WE GO AGAIN! We might not be in the title game this year, but next year with him leading this team..we thinking BCS championship again!

Gus Fereotte

Way to save the season Gus! Just when I thought things would slip away Gus to the rescue leading those Vikings to that HUGE win in the bayou. That crowd was hostile, Reggie bush was running kick back like I used to do in the John Madden video games. However, somehow that D held up for the most part and the offense did just enough. This team kind of reminds me of the sharks in Any Given Sunday. Gus is like Randy Quaid that old vet who gets hurt but keeps getting up. And you know that means T Jack is willie beamon. Trust me when it's all said and done T Jack will be back at the helm...is that a good thing?

Vote

I hope all of you have registered to vote already. Well I guess the last day was yesterday so I hope it was important enough for you to do so. I think this is going to be a close election and that every vote is important. Somebody recently told me that they think their vote doesn't matter. Let me tell you about your vote. Your vote is so important because the impact is greater then just you. Make sure you get out there and vote this November 4th because this might be the most important decision of our young lifetime!




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Kimbo Slice - Man you big dummy...you just sent yourself back to the youtube backyard fighting for the rest of your life. You got knocked out by some guy with red and black spiked hair..looking like Rufeo from the movie Hook with Robin Williams. I mean I missed the whole fight since it only last 14 seconds. I mean check it out for yourself. I think I went to take a group shot and then next thing I know he is getting knocked out....





Take those losses and shave that Rick Ross beard and look to find a 9-5 like everybody else!




Killing yourself over your house

You know the economy is bad when people are KILLING themselves over not being able to pay for their stuff. Just recently a man killed his entire family before turning his gun on himself in California. He left a note showing that he didn't think he could find a job and pay for things. Then here in Ohio a 90 year old lady killed herself right before she was going to get served an eviction notice. Look I don't act like I have all the answers, but can we do something. I mean when the Canadian dollar is stronger then the U.S. dollar things are not good. It is more feasible to go to Windsor and work at Cheetah's (I recommend that HOT spot) then working some jobs here. All I know is this whoever wins this election needs to fix this ASAP. Trust me it is going to get worse before it gets better but we need to find a way in which I get some money in my wallet.




U.S. Economy - Ok people it's time to wake up and figure out what is more important to you. You need to get with the program and put your money in your piggy banks. Yeah dust off that old trunk in your basement and pull out that old school tootsie roll bank your grandma or grandpa got you. You thought that you would never use it again, but it's time to bring it out. This recent fall of Leyman Brothers and now Meryl Lynch getting bought out times are going to be tough. I mean what happened to the dollar? 2pac wasn't lying when he said he is trying to get a dollar out of 15 cents..a dime AND a nickel!

Tobbe and Cubs Fans

I know you hear it all the time..there is always next year

Sarah Palin

I mean you have to somewhat feel bad for her because these kinds of skits do her no justice. She is quite possibly going to be our VP and Tina Fey just kills her in these skits. If you missed the last one on SNL here you go..





O.J. Simpson


Haven't we been down this road before? Karma..it's a bitch...well you were on borrowed time. I mean if I was ALLEGEDLY accused of a double homicide..I might try to just like a very low key night. I understand that you had to get back stuff those robbers stole for you, but at this cost? I mean what did they get..your naked gun 33 1/3 blue ray dvd? Well enjoy the jail life because you will probably be there

FO LIFE!

Speaking of which...what happened to this guy...his last few years in wrestling I was feeling it...

Remember folks...missing out on your weekly stock up stock down isn't a bad thing..it's a good thing! I will be more on top of it as I countdown to the wedding day! I hope everybody has a good week and doing what you are doing and I will talk to you later on this week!!

Another shot of Crown please....

Whasup everybody! It has been quite some time since I have written a blog so I think it's time for me to get going. I had quite the weekend and past week so lots to talk about so lets get going...

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Bachelor Party...pt 1?

Let's just say that mixing crown, red white and blue, and a gyro isn't going to be your best friend! LOL..what a long night but a great night. Thanks for the people who were able to make it out. As you can tell my basketball game was rusty so don't hold that against me. Also anybody wanna challenge me in video game basketball shooting at Dave and Buster's let me know. I don't think there is ANYBODY out there that can beat me. Once again thanks for my brother and Delon who did quite a bit setting things up. If anybody else helped out, I'm sorry I didn't know because it was a surprise who was doing things. To those other people who didn't get the memo..if you can run it by Ms. Corporate...maybe we can run it back a little tamer during her bachelorette party...but I have to clear it with the Ms. LOL


Buckeyes

It's time to make that run again to the title. We all know we have a few speed bumps ahead of us but this is the team that really can win the title. Now I know some of you are sick of them in the championship game and how we can't beat the SEC and blah blah blah. To those who feel that way...I got two words for ya...SUCK IT! We will be back again and I can't wait. Season starts this Sat with a scrimmage against Youngstown St. Beenie Wells and the crew are back ready to take it to the next level.


Derek Anderson

I mean how come you get knocked out and people are happy? I understand everybody here in Columbus went to Kohl's to get that Brady Quinn jersey for $14.99 but slow down. Don't they remember that you were a Pro Bowl last year? The fans better calm down and let you get healthy or this season could go south quickly!


Michael Jackson













Happy birthday to Michael Jackson...and I am talking about the one on the left. I have no clue who that Michael Jackson is on the right. The one of the left made the hits and danced with grown men in Thriller. The one of the left likes to play with toys..some say he even likes to play with little boys. However, I am not going to go there with the King of Pop. Yes that is what he is still called to me. The only one who is coming up fast is my man Chris Brown aka Chris Breezy. I still think that Michael needs to just go back to what he does best. Call Quincy Jones up and tell him that you are trying to get a hit out..lets do it. Otherwise I just have to wait till Rush Hour 4 for Chris tucker to play one of your songs again.

Lisa Cosey





Happy birthday mommy!












Entourage




Yes Sloan...I will be watching you and the boys this Sunday! Here is a little one of my favorite clips! Has a little language in it so make sure you listen to it where you can't get into trouble!!



















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Are you surprised?



Look at these 2 jokers. These are two guys who were arrested in a Denver Suburb with rifles, ammunition and drugs who happen to have threaten Barak Obama. Now when I look at the picture do you think I am surprised? They look like the stunt doubles that Carl Lee Haley shot in the movie A time to Kill. Man this is what I am talking about...why can't people just chill out? There is always got to be some crazy kats trying to kill everybody..why don't they start loving everybody?


The Hills

Why can't we get more pub for my man Spencer? He is always trying to keep it real but everybody is on his case. Now some of you are like why are you watching the Hills dog. Hey I don't know but this show is kind of catchy. The issue I have is what happened to Laguna beach? That was the show that started this off b/c I am looking to find Kristen Cavalarri or whatever her name is!


Brandon Coates





Why do you never have a driver's license? Even 2pac can get a license...go get one so you can quit sneaking into the clubs!










Am I my brother's keeper?

Man you know I always wondered what happened to Jodeci. I didn't know if they broke up b/c Devante wasn't getting enough lead in a song. If Jojo and KC just really wanted to go solo. But check this video out when my man Jojo falls down and KC can't even help a brother out. Isn't that your brother? Man times must be tough for you to continue to sing while your brother lays passed out on the stage...ooooohhhhh yeah...oooooohhhh yeah

http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid285859616/bclid294430730/bctid1751349564

Pittsburgh Panthers - I mean somebody needs to call the athletic department and check their schedule. You might have picked the wrong team to open up with week 1.

I mean I am tired of these teams trying to pick on the MAC for some easy wins. You guys all know my famous phase "Ya'll don't know about the MAC" and this is what I am talking about. Well Pitt your season is down the drains so you can plan on next year picking BOWLING GREEN, KY as your opponent and not that team up rt 23 N!

New Orleans

Can the city of New Orleans catch a break? I mean they are just trying to get ready to watch those Saints and now you have to hit them with another hurricane. And you might as well move this time because FEMA hasn't taken care of them from Katrina. I'm surprise Kanye West hasn't started saying "George Bush don't like....well you know the rest! LOL










Barak Obama




















Ok my man...I love you to death and you know it! I am trying to get you into your new house at 1600 Pennsylvania ave. However, we need to slow down on these texts messages. First you hit me up at 4am letting my know about your Vice President pick. Now I am getting too many of them saying donate this and donate that. The topper is you wanting me to come out this past Sat to your rally at Dublin. WHOA...put the car in park and throw up the emergency break. You got all that money and you need to ship some to your research part. It was opening day for the Buckeyes and you know I was down on Lane ave tailgating like no other. You need to understand these things! Now from hear on out I always have your back and if you want to come back to Dublin..I'll be here..unless it's during a Vikings game and then we will have some issues!


Sarah Palin - I didn't even know who she was when it was announced she is the VP candidate for John McCain. The only thing I heard about her was she was runner up for Ms. Alaska....naw really she was...check it out!














I'll get back to you once I figure out more about her!

Ok it's off to bed for me to get ready for good ole NCO. You might get a surprise stock up stock down if my commission check ends up looking kind of funny tomorrow! Have a good week!

Olympic Time

Always good to see ole W working hard as usual. It is a good time in the world for the most part. We have the Olympics that is supposed to bring us together. It is that love that we share that makes it fun to watch. Well all know we want to the US to win it all and that is what is going to happen. I am just trying to see who is going to make that Wheaties box! Well have a good week and enjoy....


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Redeem Team





























Was there any real doubt that a team led by Kobe was going to fool around opening night? This team is loaded and they really shouldn't lose a game. The Chinese tried to use that homecourt advantage and win the first game, but it wasn't even close. Too much pressure from this team! This redeem team looks like its on the mission to bring back the gold.


Hardknocks

I just love HBO when it brings the behind the scenes of an NFL team. You can't help but love to see the work and dedication to be the best. I just love it this year because it has the cowboys. Every knows that this is America's team, it just isn't Conrad's team and that is the difference.


Michael Phelps

Why are you such a beast? I really think he is trying to go down as the best Olympic athlete ever! Swimming is no joke and so I give anybody respect who is trying to win 8 gold medals in one olympics! However I know some of you will be watching this young women swim a bit..







Amanda Beard....GOD BLESS AMERICA!




















Gymnastics

We just love watching the gynastics team go. Whether it was Mary Lou Retton or Keri Shrug..or my fav Dominic Dawes..we just love that team. I still think of of the best gynastics teams ever was this....









****UPDATE****UPDATE****UPDATE*****


The US just won the 4X200 relay and Michale Phelps quest to win 8 gold medals is still in reach. However this biggest shocker was seeing the entire team!









The US has a black guy on the team! He is just the 2nd ever to participate in the Olympics. I mean he was the slowest out of the four, but at least he was out there trying to do things. Congrats to this team!






Jill's bday

I hope that you had a good time with your bday at UA/Onyx. I mean you got tons of gifts from everybody! I had too good of a time because I was paying for it the next day at work but it happens. I still can't get over the new hit in the club A-Jillie..that was straight fire!



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Clay Aiken is a dad...really?





I mean how..err..I know HOW...but HOW..HOW does Clay Aiken have a kid? I mean I am not trying to say anything but who is getting with Clay Aiken? When I first heard this story I almost spit up my water on my keyboard. This guy has probably sold 10 millions albums and I can't think of one person who even has one of his songs on their Ipod (Genna? Nicole? Jim? LOL). I would love to hear back from somebody if they do in fact have one of his songs. This is about as akward as when Michael Jackson kissed Lisa Marie Presley on MTV...we all knew that was fake because Michael likes them YOUNG!






















Bernie Mac


























Earth just got a little less funnier with the loss of Bernie Mac. He was always one of my favorite commedians because he was just so raw. Even when he was in movie and made that cheap cameo he would have me in tears..just like this clip.







Is this an emergency?


Look at this guy right here






This guy is the one who called 9-1-1 over his sandwich at Subway...listen to this...






I mean Delon is that how they treated you when you worked at subway in the Natti? I mean did you ever forget to ask if they wanted the bread toasted or for some extra meat on the sandwich? The real crime is not that he wasted taxpapers money calling because it was Subway, the crime is that is WAS over subway. If you are going to be making that call about subs, it better be penn station. Now if he did that, I would be in his corner. Nothing worse then when you go to Penn Station and the sub isn't that good. Or if those fries that they give you aren't fresh. Man Penn Station is just something that if isn't made right I would have to call 911 too!



Browns fans

You lost a PRESEASON game...get over it. I don't need to hear how terrible the Browns are because they LOST a PRESEASON game. Just relax things will be fine up north. Also why when Brady Quinn comes in the game the crowd goes completely nuts? Your starting QB went to the Probowl so don't look for Quinn to do anymore more this year except make a new Subway commercial.



Bret Favre

All that complaining and trying to dictate where you were going to play now you end up with the Jets. That is how your career is going to end..playing on the 2nd team in NYC. I hope it was worth it..should have taken the 25 mil and stayed retired!


Alright everybody...I am at work and trying to work hard LOL. Have a good day and a great week! The OSU football countdown is coming...LETS GO BUCKS!

Cosey being Cosey

Aww back to the real world! It is Monday so that means for the majority of us back to work. It was a good weekend where I got a little R&R, met some inlaws and just had a good time. I think that I am actually looking forward to the work week. I need to make some money so I will be focusing off the bat this month! LOL Well in the words of top pastor MC Hammer...let's get it started!

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Bret Favre





I have thought about this since first reports that he was coming back. Being a die hard Vikings fan it is hard to imagine that my rival all these years wants to play for them. I didn't think I could even really want this to happen. However, the more I thought about it...the more I think that it would be ok. Don't get it confused though if we don't get him we are still going to the bowl, but with him it's a definate lock. You might as well turn back around, get on the plane, and fly into St. Paul!

Manny destroyed the Redsox




It's just Manny being Manny and they loved him in Boston. Finally that city gets some bad luck. Can't stand that area because everybody thinks they are #1. Well Manny just told you that your world series chances are over and thanks for the memories. I always like Manny b/c he seemed like a guy who didn't care about anything! Now he is with the Dodgers who I can't stand either but at least I don't have to hear about yanks/sox and their series all the time now.


Goldie- If anybody knows me you know that my car always goes thru nicknames. I used to have the old white taurus which was named the Millinium Falcon. I just never knew when it would start, when it would turn, hell didn't even know what is was going to do. Then I had the Hyundai Accent which I had to call the clown car b/c I was too big for it. Now my car I have had for a while, the Pontiac Grand Am aka Goldie was giving me fits. For some reason I had the only 2 window grand am in America. Only the passenger side windows would roll down. Now you have to think that is a big problem when you are in line trying to get that 5 piece nugget and the window can't come down. I had to open up my car, lean out and it was just a hassle. Well goldie and I had a talk one day, I had to yell at her and threaten that I was going to get a new car and she was done. I think that pep talk worked because the NEXT day the windows started working. Listen I know it sounds crazy but whatever I said Goldie knew. Now I am back to what I like to do..have the A/C on and the windows down! So if you ever need your car fixed..don't take it too Tuffy or Goodyear. Just go out and yell at it, you will be surprised!

Paris Hilton for president

This ad is why she is up for my VP.....

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PARIS! PARIS! PARIS!

USA vs China - I am not saying its going to be the greatest game of all time. However, the US "redeam" team is going to be playing China in Bejing this Sunday. I mean I don't except the US to get any calls. Yao Ming might drop about 40. Fish already knows that this game is going to be hot. So I suggest getting your popcorn, a cold cherry icee and watch this game...it's going to HOT!



Local buckeye legend - If you need a vacation package or something taken care of...you need to go to this man. Naw not Kimar b/c I don't know what you are doing with your vacation website. Shoot I order there and i might be paying for your kids shoes. LOL naw but if you want a good discount this is who you need to see






GB are you with me!!






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Ok this is the girl from Florida who claimed that she knows where her missing 2 year old daughter is at but has been missing for a month. This picture was taken a few days after she claimed she was missing. I mean I don't have a kid, but it does seem kind of odd to me that she is out kickin it with one of the Ying Yang twins. I don't understand what she is trying to do, but this is a sad case. I know she has something to do with it and this is a joke. I hope that when they find out what happened to her girl she is put away for a long time.




Can I ride the bus? - Who would have thought that riding the bus could be so scary. I mean you are just sitting there with your ipod, your knees hitting the back of the other seat because you are too big. You didn't feel like paying that extra 50 bucks to fly so you are stuck here now. It smells, you are running late and you are just trying to get there. Now while you are sleeping, some fool cuts off your head! Yeah I said it CUTS OFF YOUR HEAD! This is the picture of the guy in Canada where this happened to.





Just 22 years old and not thinking this is the day he would die. I mean who cuts off somebody's head on the bus. My mom always told me that there were weird guys at the bus depot. I saw it in the movie Adventures in babysitting when that bum told brenda to get out of his house, when his house was the phone booth. I just feel bad for the kid and his family and now I might have to stay awake when I ride buses now.





Eva Mendes ad - Only in America where they can't show the new Eva Mendes Calvin Klein ad b/c their is a brief shoot of her nipple. Man I swear that is the difference between U.S.A. and Europe because they don't care over there. Its natural and we are all scared. I wish I could show that to you.....let me see what I can do....




YOU KNOW I WOULDN'T DISAPPOINT!!! HOLLA




Jonas Brothers - Why are they so popular?




Shark




You got to finish the job when you were trying to eat Ryan Seacrest. That would have been hot because you could have brought back the other host who got kicked off from season 1. I mean what kind of shark are you that you can't take care of Ryan Seacrest...you should have called your cousin






Whoo whoo whoo...nah nah nah..no respect!




Alright kids..have a great week. Browns are on thurs for some preseason so don't get all excited when Brady Quinn thows a 5 yard out against the 3rd string D! LOL...holla!!!!

I have decided to run...

Yes folks I have heard from both sides of the political lines and things aren't looking good. People say Barak is too...black, Muslim (allegedly), young, inexperienced to be president. Then you got McCain who is old, senile, out of touch and will continue policies that we don't want. If you are looking for a change...this is what I am going to do for you....check it out!





I will be doing a speech later on this weekend too. First stop will be Toledo and then I will be doing an interview on MSNBC Hardball. Please give me your support! I am not a crook!

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Obama Obama - Now I am sure everybody on this list has heard of Lil Wayne's new banger A millie. Now if you are deep in the streets you might have heard Jay Z's version called A Billie. Now they even got one for my man Barak Obama. Check this video out and I don't care if you like him or not..this is fire!



Ipod when you shop - Let me give all you guys some advice. If your girl is trying to get you to go to the mall and you don't want to go, you need something to help with all the BS. So fresh off my European vacation I saw lots of people over there shopping with their Ipod. The best thing about this is you get to kill two birds with one stone. Not only can you go thru all those women stores, when you go to your stores the people don't bother you. I can't stand when you walk into a store and somebody always wants to know can they help you. If I needed help I would ask you. Now when I put this Ipod on..whether I am bumpin that new Piles ft Neyo Bust it baby or its on pause..nobody talks to me and I love it.

Flip Cup - I think I am going to look into if Vegas has a tournament for that. I seriously think I might make a run for the finals. I am always on point and when I played it this weekend..nothing changed. It stayed the same..my domination. So for all you out there who want to challenge me..bring it on!

Big Brother 10 - Yes it is finally back. I don't know how I got so hooked on this show but it is back and I am ready to go. We got the typical kind of people on this show, so I already know its going to be crazy. I didn't see anybody repping Ohio like last year but already I am going for the black guy who is a son of a preacher. It is going to be great so you guys need to check it out!

The Dark Knight - Ok let me explain this to you..if you are trying to see this Batman..be ready. This isn't your Jack Nicholson goofy version. Hell this ain't even your version you get when Prince dropping that batdance video. This is a very very dark version. I'm not going to even lie..there were a few scenes in which my hat was low and I jumped haha. Heath Ledger did a great job in this role. I know that this is the movie of the summer..but I go something to add about this later...



Everett College - How come every time I see this video I think this is Delon...LOL I really think it might be...how much you get paid?





Like they interviewed my man in the Polo's parking lot before he goes in and gets his crown and coke! LOL





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Dark Knight...best superhero movie - Man I got out of that movie and hit some people up and they were trying to tell me that was the best super hero movie of all time. Now I mean it was tight but don't get me wrong, but it wasn't the best. C'mon now..first things first it was definitely not better then Spider man 2. I don't care what anybody said Spider man 2 was the truth. Everybody is on this movie because of Heath Ledger and his death but to say it was the best one made..I think not. I'm sure I will get some comments back on this but I know that Spidey is still the king in my book!



Leonard Part 6






When is part 7 of this movie coming out? Actually what about the first 5? I never did understand why it went right to part 7....






T Boone Pickens - Man have you seen this commercial yet?









I got many questions for T. Boone Pickens. The first one is where the hell did he get the name T. Boone Pickens. As fish said it sounded like he is a character on the Dukes of Hazzard. He sounds like him, Boss Hogg and Cooter should all be drinking a beer at whiskey dick's on the westside. Man this is the guy who is trying to save us money while he made tons of money off of oil. Man I wouldn't trust this guy for all the gold in the world. He was the same guy who ran that cheap add against John Kerry saying he wasn't a good vet. T. Boone Pickens...you know he has never stepped into a NAACP office let alone a basketball locker room. Man he needs to cut back on his commercials and lower my unleaded fuel at Sunoco!


Brett Favre - Nobody wants your butt coming back. I hear you are trying to get on the Vikings and we don't want you either. All you gonna do is throw too many picks...stay home!


Cop who tasered guy to death - I am sure that you have heard about this story regarding a cop killing a man due to tasering him to death! This is the guy who died....





Does this look like a guy who would run from the cops...so why did he need to be tasered 9 times. I mean I know its in some backwards city in Louisiana but c'mon cop. If you couldn't stop this 21 year old Rick Ross then you needed to give up your badge. I really do feel bad for the family because there is no need for him to lose his life over that. I just hope that cop gets what is coming to him!








Alright people I am out for the day! I am sorry I haven't been up to par on these lately but I get too tired from working at the slave factory. I would like people to help me out by emailing me or responding to the post what you want to talk about. I can always bring a twist to what you want to talk about but it helps keep ideas fresh for me! Everybody have a good week and I will talk to you soon!

Happy birthday America!

Yes everybody I hope that you had a wonderful 4th of July. Celebrating our Independence from Great Britain. Those damn fools tried to fight our militia all proper and they got ran ( see the Patriot). I stole this "Happy birthday America" phase from Nicole Workman so I wanted to give her the props. Well another long weekend has ended and I am back writing my thoughts and feelings again. Hope you enjoy because it has been about a month since I have did this....

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National Anthem - There is nothing more emotional to somebody then hearing our national anthem. Now I know some of you don't even know the words, but that is ok. As long as you follow the beat and see the flag you are good to go. I just hope that those who do sign the song, don't sound like this....



National Lampoon's Cosey Vacation - For all those who don't know, I was fortunate enough to go with my family for a European vacation. It was definitely a great experience not only seeing the different countries, but being with my family too. I have so many stories that I could talk about ranging from the many long walks to places, the metro singers and of course the red light district. It was a great experience and I definitely want to thank my parents for that great trip!

Ron Cosey - For those of you who know my dad, I am sure you can picture some of the things I will say about him. He was over in Europe trying to speak all the languages to all the locals. God love him for doing the best job he could but dad..stick to English. He also had a bit of a wallet problem over there so this is my dad in thought....





He was thinking of how to survive the day with only 90 cents in his pants! LOL




Red light district - We have all heard the phrase "what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas" but after seeing the red light district I know things there need to be under wraps. That place is a combo America's top model/half baked/Pretty woman all wrapped in one. I have seen some stuff that was just too much. I mean don't go to one of their coffee shops because you ain't getting coffee!


Cali

Wanted to give my cousin some serious props for his hard work becoming an Air marshal. I know he is going to do a great job and is something he has always wanted to do. I just had to put his picture in here because I can't remember the last time my cousin didn't have any facial hair! LOL



Euro cup 08- I know most of you on this list don't follow soccer but let me tell you, this year it was real good. I think for the first time in a while Americans watched those matches more then ever. Obviously being over there that is the biggest thing in those countries. I just have to say that i hope America comes to play in the next world cup. Shoot I had such a good time watching it, I might try to catch a crew game.

Dublin Fireworks - Where else can you see Rick Springfield and some top notch fireworks. Dublin is just a very VERY proud community that seems to bring everybody out for the fireworks. This year they got Rick Springfield..whose only song I knew was Jesse's girl (shout out to BGSU..only reason I would have known that). Last year they had KC and the sunshine band. I can only hope next year we get ABBA or the Time. That might be a bit too much for Dublin though. The fireworks lasted for about 25 mins so you definitely got your money worth watching them!



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Bozo the clown






Man you know its a sad day when Bozo the clown died. For those of you in Ohio you know he used to be on WGN in the mornings. I used to get mad at the kids who could never throw the ball in the bucket even though that it was 2ft away. I used to watch his show until that new hit show got on fox called "The Funhouse" with my man J.D. Roth...where is that guy at?






What in the world are you doing Arod? Its bad enough you are in NYC trying to win a ring for the yankees. Now there are reports that you are having an affair. What makes matters worse is who you are doing it with...Madonna! Now I really don't have anything against her but c'mon. Just because she makes 4 minutes with Justin Timberlake doesn't mean she is hot. Plus isn't she married to Guy richie? Then your wife is with Lenny Kravitz? C'mon now Arod keep your house in order and try to keep the tabloids out your life!

Gus Macker - I might have to say that I might be retired from the greatest 3 on 3 basketball tourney of all time. I don't know if my body can get back to those peak years of 96-97 where I had the best teams but couldn't close the deal. I always seem to lose in such weird fashion. There was the one year in which I sprained both my ankles on back to back plays. Beat a team led by Russel, Gerald and Perry but lose for 3rd place. However, the worst loss ever was the year we played in Findlay against Cooper tires. My boy Kopp and I were like Patrick Ewing and the knicks..we got there but couldn't close the deal. We thought we added the final piece with Delon who could hit that jump shot. Unfortunately for us, that wasn't the shot he chose when we could have iced it. After I broke down the D and found Delon, he sold the worst layup in Gus Macker history. Then he started arguing who he got and his dude sprayed that 3. That was the closest I would ever get to championship glory. I might try to come out of retirement, and if I do I will let you all know. I will be training like Rocky after the Russian killed my man Apollo Creed.


Krogers - Man what kind of meat are you serving us. All the beef in the world and most of yours in contaminated. Look this past 4th people were trying to enjoy their hamburgers and hot dogs, so you needed to be a bit more careful. Quit feeding these cows that grass with all that spray on it. See whatever they are eating, we end up eating too. Look I am not a representative of Peta, I am just not trying to go to the doctors and pay that 25 copay for some stomach issue!

Respect - Lost in all this hype of Wall-e is the robot who started it off. Not many robots combined humor, love and action much like number 5







If it wasn't for him, Steve Guttenburg and Ally Sheedy..Wall-e wouldn't have been as popular as it is now. It might pass Short Circuit in sales, but it won't be that soundtrack. Short Circuit had that hit by El Debarge "Whose Johnny" which sold millions. I think that song might be up there with Thriller in top sales of the 80's. Fun fact you can win some money or a drink...Number 5 changed his name when he heard the song Whose Johnny...hence the name Johnny 5. Yeah that is some good trivia..you can't find that on Scene it!

Colombian Rebels - I first want to say that it was great that some prisoners in Columbia were able to escape and get back home to America. I couldn't even imagine living for 5 years chained to the necks like I was an extra in Roots the next generation. However, stop and think..what happened to those rebels. You know they went back to that camp and had to meet with their leaders. I am sure that they paid the price for that loss.

Bret Favre - Can you just leave the game? We hear about you every year coming and going, retiring or not from the game. Just leave and go back to Mississippi and wait for the sequel to There's Something About Mary. Bottom line is you aren't going the Superbowl this coming year. There is this team up north who plays in the twin cities who is thinking bowl this year...that's right folks..those Minnesota Vikings.

Alright kats, I am waiting for these guys to come and fix my carpet so I am about to bounce. I will see you next week as I get this post going back to its weekly update. Have a great week!

Who the hell is Leon Powe?

Whasup everybody..sorry the delay but I am still in a state of shock of some things going on. I mean we got things going on this past weekend that I still can't believe happened. We will be addressing this later because I just got to start writing before I crack up again.

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Boston Celtics - Good job winning both of your home games against the Lakers

Mayor Coleman



I mean how can you not love the mayor of Columbus. He is all decked out in the red, white and blue. I true American walking the streets of Columbus. The best part of him is when you drive by some construction site he lets me know that my tax dollars are taking care of this. Sometimes I really don't know where they are going, but by giving me that sign lets me know that this is getting taken care of ASAP. Plus every year he throws a few back when the buckeyes make that National Championship run!



L.A. Pride - My confidence isn't broken but it's shaken. These first two games have taken its toll on me. Big ups to lil scraps, and Jacob for shooting me those texts regarding my team getting blown out. Now last time I checked both of your teams were gone fishing with Kenny the Jet Smith. However, I just know that they are going to bounce back and win this series. Yes I said this..next time you get a blog from me there will be a picture of Kobe holding the trophy..mark my word!

Bill Clinton - I mean come on Ex president you have got to get things together. If you don't want to stay with Hiliary it's ok but you need to be honest to her. I don't at all like cheaters and stuff but this is who you are getting with...



Gina Gershon? In the word of Mark Jackson..are you kidding me? I don't know if it is true or not but man if it is...Ok Fast Willie!



Big Brown



This might be the best stock up contestant ever! Big Brown is the horse who failed to win the triple crown. I know you are asking yourself why is a horse your favorite stock up person. That is he is being studded for 50 million dollars. 50 MILLION DOLLARS to lay the wood. He has more juice then Ron Jeremy has in his whole career. I mean you gonna get after Mark Spitzer for paying for a girl a few thousand..some horse trainer is going to shell out some loot!



Euro Cup - If you are into soccer this is a great time for you. I just love watching soccer and especially the goal celebrations people do. This is what you can expect to see



That has to be the biggest robot I have ever seen! Compliments of Peter Crouch of England LOL



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Westlake High School - Up in Cleveland..one of the high schools on their diploma misspelled the word education. They had it spelled "educaition" on the diploma they gave the kids. Now I'm not saying..ONLY IN CLEVELAND..but I'm saying ONLY IN CLEVELAND! LOL. Who doesn't check that at all and that is exactly why I want to be a teacher. Things like this need to be fixed in our public school. I aint gonna let that happen and now I need to know is our children learning? LOL



Cedric Benson

It's bad enough that you got a DUIOAB (driving under influence on a boat) but now you got a DUI. This just goes to show that the bears are a 2nd tier franchise. At least in Minnesota we had girls on the party boat when they were chillin in Lake Minnetonka.



Leon Powe

Ok I have finally figured out who Leon Powe is..he is related to Souljah Boy, Rockwell and Tom Green. A bunch of one hit wonders who will never repeat that magic that they did once. Leon Powe are you kidding me...I have heard of Cameron Powe...naw you guys haven't heard of him..I bet you have..here he is...




Yeah star of ConAir! LOL

I didn't even know he was a player on the Celtics. The worst thing about it is that he did do the Lakers up. Mikey was so kind to email me his bio on nba.com and if you want to see it, he is what it looks like



http://www.nba.com/playerfile/leon_powe/.

but lets be real aint nobody looking up that bum. I know one thing that he won't score 21 points in the rest of the series because just like the laws of gravity..once you go up, you must come down and that is what is going to happen to him.

***update***update*** Lakers win game 3...check the box score

BENCH MIN FGM-A 3PM-A FTM-A OREB DREB REB AST STL BLK TO PF PTS
Tony Allen, SG 0 0-0 0-0 0-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Sam Cassell, PG 7 1-4 0-1 0-0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 1 2
P.J. Brown, FC 18 1-4 0-0 1-2 0 2 2 0 0 1 2 4 3
James Posey, SF 25 1-3 1-3 6-6 1 6 7 0 1 0 0 2 9
Eddie House, PG 20 2-8 2-3 0-0 0 3 3 2 1 0 0 2 6
Leon Powe, PF 6 0-3 0-0 1-2 2 0 2 0 0 0 1 1 1

1 pt for Leon..need I say more


Kobe - It's time to show why you are the MVP of the NBA. I am sick and tired of not being able to wear my MVP t shirt around work. I got kats coming out of nowhere wearing Paul Pierce jerseys talking trash. It is time to get things back in order and have the universe balance of power going on. And all you LA haters..Heather, Brandon, lester, lil scraps..remember we got time! LOL

Lamar Odom, PF 28 2-9 0-1 0-0 1 8 9 4 1 1 5 5 4
Vladimir Radmanovic, PF 13 1-4 1-2 0-0 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 4 3
Pau Gasol, PF 39 3-9 0-0 3-8 3 9 12 2 0 0 3 3 9
Kobe Bryant, SG 45 12-20 1-2 11-18 3 4 7 1 2 0 3 4 36
Derek Fisher, PG 28 1-6 0-1 4-4 1 2 3 1 1 0 1 1 6

My bad Kobe you got your 36 and you carried the Lakers back to the series. We still are breathing if you are a laker fan!





Columbus Clippers and Columbus Destroyers - Does anybody still go out and support these teams? I don't think I have been to a clippers game since Daryl Stawberry was in rehab and came down. I was rocking that brown Borden cowbell and eating that hot dog. I definitely need to see whasup with the destroyers! I know they lost the title last year but the problem is I don't even know when they even play? are they even on TV?

This guy -


Be careful dating Hulk Hogan's ex wife. She is trying to show the Hulk that she still has it, but if I am him I am worried about those 22 inch pythons get around my neck. I don't care what Hulk is doing, he still cares about his wife and I know he isn't feeling this kid dating his ex who used to be a classmate of Nick and Brooke..c'mon now

Tanning - This is to all of my friends who are girls that I will be seeing this summer. I know that you are going to be tanning because that is what you like to do. However, can we get it out of the way of the most famous line you will be saying to me "I am trying to be as dark as you Conrad". Listen I don't know if you REALLY want to be as dark as me. I mean it might be hot between the months of May and August but trying to be like this year round LOL

Alright people..have a great week and weekend. Stock up Stock down will be MIA for a while. I have to tweak some things so it might be a couple of weeks. Everybody have a good time and enjoy this nice weather!