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Bret Favre
I have thought about this since first reports that he was coming back. Being a die hard Vikings fan it is hard to imagine that my rival all these years wants to play for them. I didn't think I could even really want this to happen. However, the more I thought about it...the more I think that it would be ok. Don't get it confused though if we don't get him we are still going to the bowl, but with him it's a definate lock. You might as well turn back around, get on the plane, and fly into St. Paul!
Manny destroyed the Redsox
It's just Manny being Manny and they loved him in Boston. Finally that city gets some bad luck. Can't stand that area because everybody thinks they are #1. Well Manny just told you that your world series chances are over and thanks for the memories. I always like Manny b/c he seemed like a guy who didn't care about anything! Now he is with the Dodgers who I can't stand either but at least I don't have to hear about yanks/sox and their series all the time now.
Goldie- If anybody knows me you know that my car always goes thru nicknames. I used to have the old white taurus which was named the Millinium Falcon. I just never knew when it would start, when it would turn, hell didn't even know what is was going to do. Then I had the Hyundai Accent which I had to call the clown car b/c I was too big for it. Now my car I have had for a while, the Pontiac Grand Am aka Goldie was giving me fits. For some reason I had the only 2 window grand am in America. Only the passenger side windows would roll down. Now you have to think that is a big problem when you are in line trying to get that 5 piece nugget and the window can't come down. I had to open up my car, lean out and it was just a hassle. Well goldie and I had a talk one day, I had to yell at her and threaten that I was going to get a new car and she was done. I think that pep talk worked because the NEXT day the windows started working. Listen I know it sounds crazy but whatever I said Goldie knew. Now I am back to what I like to do..have the A/C on and the windows down! So if you ever need your car fixed..don't take it too Tuffy or Goodyear. Just go out and yell at it, you will be surprised!
Paris Hilton for president
This ad is why she is up for my VP.....
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PARIS! PARIS! PARIS!
USA vs China - I am not saying its going to be the greatest game of all time. However, the US "redeam" team is going to be playing China in Bejing this Sunday. I mean I don't except the US to get any calls. Yao Ming might drop about 40. Fish already knows that this game is going to be hot. So I suggest getting your popcorn, a cold cherry icee and watch this game...it's going to HOT!
Local buckeye legend - If you need a vacation package or something taken care of...you need to go to this man. Naw not Kimar b/c I don't know what you are doing with your vacation website. Shoot I order there and i might be paying for your kids shoes. LOL naw but if you want a good discount this is who you need to see
GB are you with me!!
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Casey Anthony
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Ok this is the girl from Florida who claimed that she knows where her missing 2 year old daughter is at but has been missing for a month. This picture was taken a few days after she claimed she was missing. I mean I don't have a kid, but it does seem kind of odd to me that she is out kickin it with one of the Ying Yang twins. I don't understand what she is trying to do, but this is a sad case. I know she has something to do with it and this is a joke. I hope that when they find out what happened to her girl she is put away for a long time.
Can I ride the bus? - Who would have thought that riding the bus could be so scary. I mean you are just sitting there with your ipod, your knees hitting the back of the other seat because you are too big. You didn't feel like paying that extra 50 bucks to fly so you are stuck here now. It smells, you are running late and you are just trying to get there. Now while you are sleeping, some fool cuts off your head! Yeah I said it CUTS OFF YOUR HEAD! This is the picture of the guy in Canada where this happened to.
Just 22 years old and not thinking this is the day he would die. I mean who cuts off somebody's head on the bus. My mom always told me that there were weird guys at the bus depot. I saw it in the movie Adventures in babysitting when that bum told brenda to get out of his house, when his house was the phone booth. I just feel bad for the kid and his family and now I might have to stay awake when I ride buses now.
Eva Mendes ad - Only in America where they can't show the new Eva Mendes Calvin Klein ad b/c their is a brief shoot of her nipple. Man I swear that is the difference between U.S.A. and Europe because they don't care over there. Its natural and we are all scared. I wish I could show that to you.....let me see what I can do....
YOU KNOW I WOULDN'T DISAPPOINT!!! HOLLA
Jonas Brothers - Why are they so popular?
Shark
You got to finish the job when you were trying to eat Ryan Seacrest. That would have been hot because you could have brought back the other host who got kicked off from season 1. I mean what kind of shark are you that you can't take care of Ryan Seacrest...you should have called your cousin
Whoo whoo whoo...nah nah nah..no respect!
Alright kids..have a great week. Browns are on thurs for some preseason so don't get all excited when Brady Quinn thows a 5 yard out against the 3rd string D! LOL...holla!!!!
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