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Bachelor Party...pt 1?
Let's just say that mixing crown, red white and blue, and a gyro isn't going to be your best friend! LOL..what a long night but a great night. Thanks for the people who were able to make it out. As you can tell my basketball game was rusty so don't hold that against me. Also anybody wanna challenge me in video game basketball shooting at Dave and Buster's let me know. I don't think there is ANYBODY out there that can beat me. Once again thanks for my brother and Delon who did quite a bit setting things up. If anybody else helped out, I'm sorry I didn't know because it was a surprise who was doing things. To those other people who didn't get the memo..if you can run it by Ms. Corporate...maybe we can run it back a little tamer during her bachelorette party...but I have to clear it with the Ms. LOL
Buckeyes
It's time to make that run again to the title. We all know we have a few speed bumps ahead of us but this is the team that really can win the title. Now I know some of you are sick of them in the championship game and how we can't beat the SEC and blah blah blah. To those who feel that way...I got two words for ya...SUCK IT! We will be back again and I can't wait. Season starts this Sat with a scrimmage against Youngstown St. Beenie Wells and the crew are back ready to take it to the next level.
Derek Anderson
I mean how come you get knocked out and people are happy? I understand everybody here in Columbus went to Kohl's to get that Brady Quinn jersey for $14.99 but slow down. Don't they remember that you were a Pro Bowl last year? The fans better calm down and let you get healthy or this season could go south quickly!
Michael Jackson
Happy birthday to Michael Jackson...and I am talking about the one on the left. I have no clue who that Michael Jackson is on the right. The one of the left made the hits and danced with grown men in Thriller. The one of the left likes to play with toys..some say he even likes to play with little boys. However, I am not going to go there with the King of Pop. Yes that is what he is still called to me. The only one who is coming up fast is my man Chris Brown aka Chris Breezy. I still think that Michael needs to just go back to what he does best. Call Quincy Jones up and tell him that you are trying to get a hit out..lets do it. Otherwise I just have to wait till Rush Hour 4 for Chris tucker to play one of your songs again.
Lisa Cosey

Happy birthday mommy!
Entourage
Yes Sloan...I will be watching you and the boys this Sunday! Here is a little one of my favorite clips! Has a little language in it so make sure you listen to it where you can't get into trouble!!
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Are you surprised?
Look at these 2 jokers. These are two guys who were arrested in a Denver Suburb with rifles, ammunition and drugs who happen to have threaten Barak Obama. Now when I look at the picture do you think I am surprised? They look like the stunt doubles that Carl Lee Haley shot in the movie A time to Kill. Man this is what I am talking about...why can't people just chill out? There is always got to be some crazy kats trying to kill everybody..why don't they start loving everybody?
The Hills
Why can't we get more pub for my man Spencer? He is always trying to keep it real but everybody is on his case. Now some of you are like why are you watching the Hills dog. Hey I don't know but this show is kind of catchy. The issue I have is what happened to Laguna beach? That was the show that started this off b/c I am looking to find Kristen Cavalarri or whatever her name is!
Brandon Coates
Why do you never have a driver's license? Even 2pac can get a license...go get one so you can quit sneaking into the clubs!
Am I my brother's keeper?
Man you know I always wondered what happened to Jodeci. I didn't know if they broke up b/c Devante wasn't getting enough lead in a song. If Jojo and KC just really wanted to go solo. But check this video out when my man Jojo falls down and KC can't even help a brother out. Isn't that your brother? Man times must be tough for you to continue to sing while your brother lays passed out on the stage...ooooohhhhh yeah...oooooohhhh yeah
http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid285859616/bclid294430730/bctid1751349564
Pittsburgh Panthers - I mean somebody needs to call the athletic department and check their schedule. You might have picked the wrong team to open up with week 1.
I mean I am tired of these teams trying to pick on the MAC for some easy wins. You guys all know my famous phase "Ya'll don't know about the MAC" and this is what I am talking about. Well Pitt your season is down the drains so you can plan on next year picking BOWLING GREEN, KY as your opponent and not that team up rt 23 N!
New Orleans
Barak Obama
Ok my man...I love you to death and you know it! I am trying to get you into your new house at 1600 Pennsylvania ave. However, we need to slow down on these texts messages. First you hit me up at 4am letting my know about your Vice President pick. Now I am getting too many of them saying donate this and donate that. The topper is you wanting me to come out this past Sat to your rally at Dublin. WHOA...put the car in park and throw up the emergency break. You got all that money and you need to ship some to your research part. It was opening day for the Buckeyes and you know I was down on Lane ave tailgating like no other. You need to understand these things! Now from hear on out I always have your back and if you want to come back to Dublin..I'll be here..unless it's during a Vikings game and then we will have some issues!
Sarah Palin - I didn't even know who she was when it was announced she is the VP candidate for John McCain. The only thing I heard about her was she was runner up for Ms. Alaska....naw really she was...check it out!
I'll get back to you once I figure out more about her!
Ok it's off to bed for me to get ready for good ole NCO. You might get a surprise stock up stock down if my commission check ends up looking kind of funny tomorrow! Have a good week!
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