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Boston Celtics - Good job winning both of your home games against the Lakers
Mayor Coleman
I mean how can you not love the mayor of Columbus. He is all decked out in the red, white and blue. I true American walking the streets of Columbus. The best part of him is when you drive by some construction site he lets me know that my tax dollars are taking care of this. Sometimes I really don't know where they are going, but by giving me that sign lets me know that this is getting taken care of ASAP. Plus every year he throws a few back when the buckeyes make that National Championship run!
L.A. Pride - My confidence isn't broken but it's shaken. These first two games have taken its toll on me. Big ups to lil scraps, and Jacob for shooting me those texts regarding my team getting blown out. Now last time I checked both of your teams were gone fishing with Kenny the Jet Smith. However, I just know that they are going to bounce back and win this series. Yes I said this..next time you get a blog from me there will be a picture of Kobe holding the trophy..mark my word!
Bill Clinton - I mean come on Ex president you have got to get things together. If you don't want to stay with Hiliary it's ok but you need to be honest to her. I don't at all like cheaters and stuff but this is who you are getting with...
Gina Gershon? In the word of Mark Jackson..are you kidding me? I don't know if it is true or not but man if it is...Ok Fast Willie!
Big Brown
This might be the best stock up contestant ever! Big Brown is the horse who failed to win the triple crown. I know you are asking yourself why is a horse your favorite stock up person. That is he is being studded for 50 million dollars. 50 MILLION DOLLARS to lay the wood. He has more juice then Ron Jeremy has in his whole career. I mean you gonna get after Mark Spitzer for paying for a girl a few thousand..some horse trainer is going to shell out some loot!
Euro Cup - If you are into soccer this is a great time for you. I just love watching soccer and especially the goal celebrations people do. This is what you can expect to see
That has to be the biggest robot I have ever seen! Compliments of Peter Crouch of England LOL
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Westlake High School - Up in Cleveland..one of the high schools on their diploma misspelled the word education. They had it spelled "educaition" on the diploma they gave the kids. Now I'm not saying..ONLY IN CLEVELAND..but I'm saying ONLY IN CLEVELAND! LOL. Who doesn't check that at all and that is exactly why I want to be a teacher. Things like this need to be fixed in our public school. I aint gonna let that happen and now I need to know is our children learning? LOL
Cedric Benson
It's bad enough that you got a DUIOAB (driving under influence on a boat) but now you got a DUI. This just goes to show that the bears are a 2nd tier franchise. At least in Minnesota we had girls on the party boat when they were chillin in Lake Minnetonka.
Leon Powe
Ok I have finally figured out who Leon Powe is..he is related to Souljah Boy, Rockwell and Tom Green. A bunch of one hit wonders who will never repeat that magic that they did once. Leon Powe are you kidding me...I have heard of Cameron Powe...naw you guys haven't heard of him..I bet you have..here he is...
Yeah star of ConAir! LOL
I didn't even know he was a player on the Celtics. The worst thing about it is that he did do the Lakers up. Mikey was so kind to email me his bio on nba.com and if you want to see it, he is what it looks like
http://www.nba.com/playerfile/leon_powe/.
but lets be real aint nobody looking up that bum. I know one thing that he won't score 21 points in the rest of the series because just like the laws of gravity..once you go up, you must come down and that is what is going to happen to him.
***update***update*** Lakers win game 3...check the box score
BENCH MIN FGM-A 3PM-A FTM-A OREB DREB REB AST STL BLK TO PF PTS
Tony Allen, SG 0 0-0 0-0 0-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Sam Cassell, PG 7 1-4 0-1 0-0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 1 2
P.J. Brown, FC 18 1-4 0-0 1-2 0 2 2 0 0 1 2 4 3
James Posey, SF 25 1-3 1-3 6-6 1 6 7 0 1 0 0 2 9
Eddie House, PG 20 2-8 2-3 0-0 0 3 3 2 1 0 0 2 6
Leon Powe, PF 6 0-3 0-0 1-2 2 0 2 0 0 0 1 1 1
1 pt for Leon..need I say more
Kobe - It's time to show why you are the MVP of the NBA. I am sick and tired of not being able to wear my MVP t shirt around work. I got kats coming out of nowhere wearing Paul Pierce jerseys talking trash. It is time to get things back in order and have the universe balance of power going on. And all you LA haters..Heather, Brandon, lester, lil scraps..remember we got time! LOL
Lamar Odom, PF 28 2-9 0-1 0-0 1 8 9 4 1 1 5 5 4
Vladimir Radmanovic, PF 13 1-4 1-2 0-0 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 4 3
Pau Gasol, PF 39 3-9 0-0 3-8 3 9 12 2 0 0 3 3 9
Kobe Bryant, SG 45 12-20 1-2 11-18 3 4 7 1 2 0 3 4 36
Derek Fisher, PG 28 1-6 0-1 4-4 1 2 3 1 1 0 1 1 6
My bad Kobe you got your 36 and you carried the Lakers back to the series. We still are breathing if you are a laker fan!
Columbus Clippers and Columbus Destroyers - Does anybody still go out and support these teams? I don't think I have been to a clippers game since Daryl Stawberry was in rehab and came down. I was rocking that brown Borden cowbell and eating that hot dog. I definitely need to see whasup with the destroyers! I know they lost the title last year but the problem is I don't even know when they even play? are they even on TV?
This guy -
Be careful dating Hulk Hogan's ex wife. She is trying to show the Hulk that she still has it, but if I am him I am worried about those 22 inch pythons get around my neck. I don't care what Hulk is doing, he still cares about his wife and I know he isn't feeling this kid dating his ex who used to be a classmate of Nick and Brooke..c'mon now
Tanning - This is to all of my friends who are girls that I will be seeing this summer. I know that you are going to be tanning because that is what you like to do. However, can we get it out of the way of the most famous line you will be saying to me "I am trying to be as dark as you Conrad". Listen I don't know if you REALLY want to be as dark as me. I mean it might be hot between the months of May and August but trying to be like this year round LOL
Alright people..have a great week and weekend. Stock up Stock down will be MIA for a while. I have to tweak some things so it might be a couple of weeks. Everybody have a good time and enjoy this nice weather!
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