The Black Mamba and the boys with the Title

I would like to first start off this blog by acknowledge that I have been a bit slow on the weekly posts. I was reminded by a great man, Tim McQuone, of this fact at the baby shower. He wanted to know if this was a quarterly, monthly or weekly blog. I realized at that moment I need an expansion and asked him if he would be a writer. I was quickly shot down which was no surprise! LOL. However, I realize if I want to compete with Perez Hilton I would need to make sure i was on top of my game and get this out on time.

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Shawn and Raquels baby shower

Congrats on you two and hope that you got enough wonderful presents for the baby boy who is on the way. Make sure he gets my DVD highlight real of basketball 101 so he can get to the NBA! LOL

Erin and Todd Miller

Congrats on your marriage and your wonderful honeymoon to Jamaica. Now you are back home and enjoying the newlywed bliss. However if you were like Heather and I you are saying to yourself "that trip to Jamaica was too short and how can we get back!" or something of that nature!

NBA Champion Lakers

What are you going to say now Shaq? Kobe has done it WITHOUT your "help" to win the NBA championship and Finals MVP. I mean was there really any doubt that these Lakers would be cutting those nets down. This team is primed for a nice dynasty run with having young players and the best player in the game. That's right I said it....Mel Brooks was wrong...It ISN"T good to be the King! I will take black mamba and any woodbridge all stars and we still be favored to repeat as champs!

Special shout out to the true Lakers fans...Bill Beaston and Gerald Sinclair. Ya ll have been knowing about this for the longest. It has been 7 years but we back on top and its time for the dynasty to begin!

Pete's Pittsburgh Penguins

I told him I would give him props to see his penguins take home that cup. He told me that this is Pittsburgh year b/c the pirates are going to make a run too. Last time I checked they didn't have the killer B's and Andy Van Slyke LOL. It was a good and surprising win for them so I will give them that!

Tiger Woods

It is always good when you come to Dublin, OH and win that Murfield tournament. Glad to see you back on your game and look forward to seeing you at the US Open!

Hangover

If you have not seen this movie I definitely think it is something to see. I am interested to see what peoples thoughts are and if it was funnier then Superbad. Heather was laughing so hard in the theater I thought I might need to escort her out. There were some pretty funny scenes and even a bootleg cameo from Mike Epps. I think this was definitely one of the funniest movies this year and makes me want to see what Vegas is all about! This is Stu's song to Doug...




Handy lady

I know a lot of people are looking for houses or recently have houses or condos they have work to do. I hope this video will help you guys out with putting a door together.

Blame it (On the Economy) remix

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LA HATERS

You know the best thing about being a Laker fan is hearing all the hate coming out. Man I have never heard or seen this much hate in a long time. I was going to sit here and call out every single haters but I am not going to do that...I am just going to give them awards. That is right folks..this is first team all NBA LA LAKER Haters/Fake Ass Cavs fans. Now most of you know about the first part, but the 2nd part is what has intrigued me all year. First let me get this out the way...I actually like the Cavs...just don't like fans who started this year because all the sudden Mo Williams joined the team. Man I have been a cavs fan from back in the day with Craig Ehlo. And if you are from around here you know about Just for Feet..when they had those midnight madness sales where you had to hide those Jordan's to get them cheap but somebody ALWAYS found them LOL..Well anyways that is where I played pig against craig ehlo. I almost had him until he started dunking b/c if you beat him you got a whole goodie bag so I know who a Cavs fan really is.

Before the post season started all I heard was this and that about the cavs. We won't lose, we going to the finals and beat the Lakers..blah blah blah. I sat here..heard it and laughed because one thing I have learned about Cleveland that it never wins...see John Elway, Jose Mesa and now Dwight Howard. Well here we go with the 1st team..and I will even give a Bio....

PG - Joel "Lil Scrappy" Girard

Hometown: Whatever team was left in the playoffs, USA

This is a kid who roots for the hornets, sweats Lebron and told me that the Nuggets were going to beat the Lakers. He had more teams then skittles has colors. He is the only guy I know who has 29 NBA teams he cheers for at the same time. Also the only Cavs fan in the history to tell me that Steve Kerr was a starter along with Mark Price...c'mon now...oh and where is my $10 bucks for the Magic beating the Cavs? LOL

SG - Carrie Banks

Hometown (Delaware, OH)

She was all on the Cavs wagon and when they lost asked me if I was hopping on the Lakers bandwagon. Hopping on the wagon? Shoot I have been driving it since 85! I give her a little leaway because she said she was a fan since Brad Daughtery....but who knows.

SF - Brandon "Izzard" Coates

Hometown (Worthington, OH)

Now how are you a fan of everything Cincinnati and then like one team and it is the Cavs? I have never heard this kat even talk about them until they won a few games this year. Everyday I walk into work he was telling me that they were cutting the nets down..and everyday I said the exact same thing to him...Aint no team that relies on Delonte West and Wally to be clutch performers are not getting it done!

PF - Kimar "The horse" Morris

Hometown (Cincinnati, OH)

All I need to ask you is...aren't you a pistons fan? I mean...a pistons fan that cheers for the Cavs...hmm..

C - Andy "Noodle" Beaston

Hometown (CLEVELAND, OH)

Ok ok...just cause you move to Cleveland doesn't mean that you are a diehard Cavs fan. It seemed like only a couple years ago..and it was a couple years ago I walked into your room and I saw more Bulls posters on the wall then in the United Center. Now all the sudden you are rocking the #23. Man be real and pull out that extra medium BJ Armstrong jersey that you used to wear shooting hoops outside two years ago...get out of here with this Cavs fan nonsense.

Coach - Damion "Cali" Howard

Hometown (Newark, NJ)

Yes this my cousin who always is dropping that knowledge and I was always telling him that the Cavs wouldn't be doing it. He is telling me I should appreciate the best player in the NBA and I told him I did..it was #24...he still hasn't learned yet..but he will see the light. Don't forget cus you used to rock that #32 Johnson...MAGIC Johnson jersey!

And I challenge ANY of the first team all fake ass cavs fans to show me a picture of a cavs jersey, t shirt or anything they wore before this year or even before lebron made the NBA. I want to see that terell brandon jersey, or that mark price t-shirt..hell even an old picture with a cavs shirt because I know you CANT do it! LOL




Jon with NO Kate plus 8

Man is it just me or do you hear a story about Jon cheating on Kate everyday? Well the problem is that Jon IS cheating on Kate everyday. Man you know things aren't going well when Kate takes all 8 kids to the beach in NC and the husband is up in CT with 2 girls shopping. I told people from day 1 when I watched that show that Jon wasn't getting his respect and she was too mean to him. Now I don't condone the cheating at all but I am just saying I saw this coming along time ago. Seriously I don't know what Jon's problem is...I mean he is getting paid basically to just live and hangout with his family. Sometimes I guess money can't replace happiness.

Twilight

What in the world is the hype about this movie? I was watching the MTV movie awards and every actor in this movie won something. I didn't even know who they were but they must be hot. I do know this..it is still a movie about vampires and them fighting over a girl. If I want to see that I would pop in the lost boys with the Cory brothers...now that is something to get excited about!


Michael Vick getting played and where is PETA?

Now I am all about treating animals correctly and do not believe in abuse. I do not condone the act of dogfighting even though in the south it is an accepted sport. Saying that why is it so hard for him to get back in the NFL and do his job? He was the money man in a sport that he knew about but wasn't really involved in. However there are other football players who seem to be doing things a lot worse and having a far less punishment. Plaxico Buress shot himself in the leg in the club. Now you know good and well if he was shooting up at Polos....err bad example..that might happen LOL...at Onyx then he would be in jail and this discussion would be over. Instead he is trying to get on the field. Donte Stallworth just got 30 days in jail for KILLING A MAN. I repeat Donte Killed a man but yet he is only getting 30 days and house arrest. That just goes to show you that we value Scooby Doo more then we do a human life. I just think there needs to be equal laws on everybody. Do not make Michael Vick a scapegoat for a campaign for PETA. Time to let them boy play and join a franchise that will accept him with open arms....THE RAIDERS!

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Man somebody needs to slap the hell out of this guy. He actually wants the world to believe that 62% of the people voted for him in this past election. If that is the case then why do I wake up everyday and see massive crowds of protestors in the streets against the results. Now the country has banned tv crews from reporting it and stopped cell phone usage. The only thing people can use to communicate is twitter....TWITTER. Are you serious? This is a country that will not allow a women to not have a headpiece off in public or she could be arrested or beat, but she can sport around a blackberry curve and text. This is why this country needs to continue its revolution and get this joker out of the way!

Racist guy shooting up at the Holocaust Museum

Is there any reason why it has to come to this. I mean do you have to go up in a museum and try to start shooting everybody. Thank god for the dedicated security guard who shot him before he lost his life so that the madness would be held to a minimum. First I am concerned with the government who has been tracking this guys webiste which is obviously a racist one. I mean you knew this guy wasn't for the country if his website browser was

www.ihateblackpeople.org

or if his user name on AOL instant messanger would be only4whitey

Now this guy is supposed to be some Neo-nazi who blames the world on the blacks and jews. C'mon man...first of all you can't be called a Neo-nazi if you are older then the Nazi party. You pushing like 90 man so I don't know where you are getting this from. Also if you don't believe that the Holocaust existed then why are you trying to go to the museum? Here is his quote when he got convicted in 1981 for trying to carryout a "citizens" arrest at the Federal Reserve Board of Governers..

"On his Web site he describes the outcome of his case as, "convicted by a Negro jury, Jew/Negro attorneys, and sentenced to prison for eleven years by a Jew judge. A Jew/Negro/White Court of Appeals denied his appeal."

First of all you might have a valid point...you didn't get a jury of your peers! LOL..your lawyers didn't do their job they should have found a way to get David Duke, Mel Gibson, Michael Richards, Brad Garrett, Don Imus and a host of other "people" in the jury who could have seen your way. It is just still sad to see that much hate in the world. Especially from a guy who I thought looked like the star of the 90's show Empty Nest.

OJ Simpson

Fifteen years ago today you were in the back of the Bronco heading to Mexico....and now you are in the pen for about 15-30 years. Man if you looked for the real killer like you said when you got acquitted then maybe things would have been fine. In fact I think I might have a picture of the killer myself....

OJ look at it this way...you were on BORROWED time these last 15 years..and to quote a great philosopher Conrad Cosey...Justice prevailed!

Alright folks the weekend is almost upon us...so get out there and finish strong with your work week! I look forward to hearing some responses back and I will talk to you soon!