Where did the weekend go?

You ever have those weekends that lasted long, but not long enough? Well that is how I felt this weekend went. I had a great time but I always feel once that alarm hits on Monday that it is over. I hope everybody had a good time and ready for an exciting work week!

Stock Up

Kacey Fish

Congrats to the Fish family for their new arrival..a beautiful baby girl named Kacey Fish. She was born May 7th at OSU hospital. I got a jump on some early fatherly training when I was able to hold her. Courtney take care of yourself and don't you worry Matt...I'll find a baby LBJ outfit for her to wear!





Hitlist

We are the champions! Congrats to beefnuts and "Hitlist" on their undefeated season. I especially love the fact that Cam is sporting that USC hat with the Matt Leinart beard. I think it gave him some more aerodynamic plays at the net. On the way to victory he even beat local Kilbourne legend Riahan "the magician" in the semis! congrats....Cindy I think you might need to take your team out to the west coast for a challenge!

Souljah Boy

I mean I really can not hate on this guy anymore. I thought he was going to be a one hit wonder but man this boy is the truth. I don't care what you think of him...this song right here just makes me wanna dance!







Justin Timbelake and Andy Sanberg

I will have to say this...whenever these two get involved in a skit it is pretty funny. I am not sure if you all saw this on SNL Mother's day weekend but I will bring it to you now.

Heather Cosey

Hope that you had a wonderful birthday with Genji's and then a night out on the town. I know I know with us being an old married couple I am sure it took its toll on you! LOL. Thanks for those who were able to come to dinner and also meet up later and party it up. She especially loved her gift of the Golden Girls and Three's Company DVD. I think it took her back to her childhood because she was watching them all day Sunday. I had to put the DVD player upstairs so I could watch TV in piece. It was fun and I am glad that you had a good time.


Erin and Todd's parties


Well I have not heard too much detail yet regarding your bachelor/bachelorette parties but let me see if I can try to pinpoint how this went. Um...lets see...a beer here, beer there, shot, another shot, ANOTHER shot, drink, dancing, shot, dancing, drink, beer and then getting carried LOL. Not that I have any experience with that I am just saying that is what I have heard. Well I hope that you guys had a good time and just think...about a month or so until the big day!


L.A Lakers

Whew...way to get out of that series. I know there was an earthquake last night in LA that was 4.7 but if the lakers had lost, the city would have collapsed. I have to give props to the rockets for pushing them to 7. The series went about 2 games too long but the beauty of it is watching more basketball. There is something about this Lakers team that just cracks me up. I don't know what it is because you either LOVE or HATE the lakers; however I know you are watching them. I do know this when they are on it brings a smile to my face LOL. Now all I am going to hear this week is how the nuggets are going to beat the Lakers and the Cavs are going to sweep the Magic. Let me say it here first..Denver is going to be easier to beat then the Rockets and...here is goes....you ready...the MAGIC are going to catch the Cavs in 6! Yeah I said it...any problems respond back but I am telling you..they gonna catch them. I will check back next week to see how my predictions are going! LOL



Kobe vs LBJ commercials

These things are funny because this is what people want to see. I thought that lil penny had retired but I guess his cousins are still going strong. If you have not seen them, here goes the two I saw.





And then Kobe's response...




I am hoping this is what happens...so Cleveland take care of business!

Race for the cure

I was glad to hear that there was a record turnout for this years race for the cure. It is such a great event to do especially when you know all the women who have survived from this terrible disease. Anybody that did the race I want to give you major props. It is something that I know is very personal to a lot of people and anytime you can do a great cause it makes it even better. Next year yours truly will be RUNNING the 5K race. Yeah it isn't that far but at my age and girth..it is something that I need a whole year to train for!

Red Stripe

Ever since I got back from Jamaica I have been sipping on this beer. Let me tell you this...nothing beats walking around in the bar with that little brown bottle...Hurray beer! LOL. If you have never tried it, it is something that I would recommend. The next best thing would be drinking it in Jamaica! Erin and Todd you will find out first hand what I am talking about here shortly!

Grey's Anatomy

I don't know who still watches this show but let me tell you, that ending on the season finale was the TRUTH. I would have saw what happened to George and how they ended his character. Let me tell you this..for those who don't watch this show you need to pick it up next fall because it is too much. I know my man Jacob be on it now so quit frontin! lol

Young brother taking his girl out to prom

Man Heather and I headed up to get some Penn Station one sat night and I saw these two couples all dressed up going to House of Japan. It must have been some prom night because these guys were all tuxed out. I just made me sit there and daydream about those days. Fellas you know those days where you had to beg your mom and dad to use their car. Then you had to get some spending money to pay for your date because we all know that allowance that job at OCB wasn't paying it. Then when you picked up the girl and took her to the restaurant you were HOPING that she would eat that salad. Not because you didn't want her to eat anything, you wanted to save that money and pocket it! LOL. Now all I know is this..anybody reading this that is a guy didn't do that...was a FOOL. Trust me I still had a good time, still got my cuddle on and left out of there with about $40 bucks which was plenty of loot for me when I needed to hit up those AMC movie drive-bys with Kuo!

Stock Down

Mac vs PC guy

I don't know about you guys but I am tired of seeing this damn commercial coming on every 10 mins. It is the same ole telling me how PC's always crash and that the Mac is the computer to get. Well if that is the case can the Mac lower its prices. Nobody has enough money to drop for a computer that you want to charge. I mean I am already sketchy of getting any computer from a guy whose claim to fame is the movie Jeepers Creepers and some two bit role in Die Hard 4 or 5...I can't even remember. We get it...if we need a computer we will hit up best buy and get the best one that we can afford so please stop with those annoying commercials.

Home Depot conventions in the gym

Listen this goes for all those home depot members aka TOOLS that you see at the gym..deflate your chest and biceps. Nobody worries about how hard you look at me when you walk by after you just did a few dips. I can not stand going to the gym and seeing all these meatheads walk around in their dryfit shirt..usually extra medium and act like they are all swole. Listen buddy..you are in the gym the same reason I am...to get a nice workout. I do not care that you want to eyeball me to compare yourself to me. I especially love the fact you lift next to some guy who is struggling and you just happen to lift more then them and they immediately get up and grab some heavier weight. Nobody cares there buddy and you have fun with that sports hernia you will get by trying to be like the hulk. Listen all I do is get my ipod..usually with my playlist called "workout bang" and hit up the gym and do what I do. All that extra nonsense just leave it at home. And in the words of Steemin Willie Beaman...all you need to do is "inflate your shake"

Eminem

Why is every one of your CDs the same? You either make fun of Britney Spears, tell us how you want to kill your ex wife Kim or how you are a CRIMINAL. I mean I am glad you got out of rehab for prescription drugs because that is a serious problem. However, you might need to spend some more time in the booth because your lyrics are wacky!

Joel Girard

Man you need to MAN up and I am going to tell you why. I mean I have a reputation to uphold and you might have set it back a few at Onyx. If you ever buy me a shot again it better not be in a glass like this...

C'mon man...a martini glass? I don't care that I had to blow some fire out to drink it down. Man I can see your who ha from here I am typing right now. Where are the twigs and berries? Man look and here is the topper b/c I got witnesses...you even blew like a little girl (no disrespect to those little girls who can blow harder then he did) and it went all over the bartender and counter. Next time we go out I am going to get you a real shot and leave the huggies at home! LMAO

Ms. California

I'm not hating on you for giving your opinion regarding same sex marriage. That is a debate that should not have given you your title or not. I mean anybody wearing this people will definitely take their opinion very seriously...

I'm just hating on the fact that you won based on people helped pay for your breasts implants. I mean we got to keep them real like my girl Jessica Biel



Now in all honestly I just saw the movie and just loved that scene so I had to throw it in there!

Cop killer

What do you get when you have 4 wives...and two come back missing and are presumed dead? you get this...





You get Drew Peterson aka Cop Killer. Now I just don't get women sometimes. I mean now he is engaged to this 23 year old mother of two. I mean how did he pick her up. He was like tell me something about you and she was like well I got two kids and I am finishing up school. What about you Mr. Peterson..well lets see I have had four wives with one dead and the other missing. Now what do you want to order? See to me what is going on with that girl because that makes no sense. This guy needs to do one thing...get his armed tapped to find that good vein because we need to get the needle.

Anne Roualt

How are you going to get your own house and tell me we are too old to have "after hour" parties? Man all those years when I lived with Delon and Aaron you were always inviting people over all late. Some days I wanted to sleep and I get this knock on my door and it was some brother who I didn't even know asking me if there was a party. There isn't any party here..I don't know what didn't give that away. Me coming down the stairs in my lakers shorts and Perry middle school t shirt. Or the fact that brutus was lying on the futon with the lights off. Now you get your place and say we are too old. Shoot I was too old about 5 years ago so I know you can do it now. Everybody I will let you know when she finally gets her place so we can crash REAL late like she always wanted to do at my place! And on a side note..happy BELATED birthday!

Alright pimp and pimpettes...another day another dollar. Working till 10pm has taken its toll and now I am getting ready to go. Enjoy the week and I will see some of you very soon!