Another shot of Crown please....

Whasup everybody! It has been quite some time since I have written a blog so I think it's time for me to get going. I had quite the weekend and past week so lots to talk about so lets get going...

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Bachelor Party...pt 1?

Let's just say that mixing crown, red white and blue, and a gyro isn't going to be your best friend! LOL..what a long night but a great night. Thanks for the people who were able to make it out. As you can tell my basketball game was rusty so don't hold that against me. Also anybody wanna challenge me in video game basketball shooting at Dave and Buster's let me know. I don't think there is ANYBODY out there that can beat me. Once again thanks for my brother and Delon who did quite a bit setting things up. If anybody else helped out, I'm sorry I didn't know because it was a surprise who was doing things. To those other people who didn't get the memo..if you can run it by Ms. Corporate...maybe we can run it back a little tamer during her bachelorette party...but I have to clear it with the Ms. LOL


Buckeyes

It's time to make that run again to the title. We all know we have a few speed bumps ahead of us but this is the team that really can win the title. Now I know some of you are sick of them in the championship game and how we can't beat the SEC and blah blah blah. To those who feel that way...I got two words for ya...SUCK IT! We will be back again and I can't wait. Season starts this Sat with a scrimmage against Youngstown St. Beenie Wells and the crew are back ready to take it to the next level.


Derek Anderson

I mean how come you get knocked out and people are happy? I understand everybody here in Columbus went to Kohl's to get that Brady Quinn jersey for $14.99 but slow down. Don't they remember that you were a Pro Bowl last year? The fans better calm down and let you get healthy or this season could go south quickly!


Michael Jackson













Happy birthday to Michael Jackson...and I am talking about the one on the left. I have no clue who that Michael Jackson is on the right. The one of the left made the hits and danced with grown men in Thriller. The one of the left likes to play with toys..some say he even likes to play with little boys. However, I am not going to go there with the King of Pop. Yes that is what he is still called to me. The only one who is coming up fast is my man Chris Brown aka Chris Breezy. I still think that Michael needs to just go back to what he does best. Call Quincy Jones up and tell him that you are trying to get a hit out..lets do it. Otherwise I just have to wait till Rush Hour 4 for Chris tucker to play one of your songs again.

Lisa Cosey





Happy birthday mommy!












Entourage




Yes Sloan...I will be watching you and the boys this Sunday! Here is a little one of my favorite clips! Has a little language in it so make sure you listen to it where you can't get into trouble!!



















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Are you surprised?



Look at these 2 jokers. These are two guys who were arrested in a Denver Suburb with rifles, ammunition and drugs who happen to have threaten Barak Obama. Now when I look at the picture do you think I am surprised? They look like the stunt doubles that Carl Lee Haley shot in the movie A time to Kill. Man this is what I am talking about...why can't people just chill out? There is always got to be some crazy kats trying to kill everybody..why don't they start loving everybody?


The Hills

Why can't we get more pub for my man Spencer? He is always trying to keep it real but everybody is on his case. Now some of you are like why are you watching the Hills dog. Hey I don't know but this show is kind of catchy. The issue I have is what happened to Laguna beach? That was the show that started this off b/c I am looking to find Kristen Cavalarri or whatever her name is!


Brandon Coates





Why do you never have a driver's license? Even 2pac can get a license...go get one so you can quit sneaking into the clubs!










Am I my brother's keeper?

Man you know I always wondered what happened to Jodeci. I didn't know if they broke up b/c Devante wasn't getting enough lead in a song. If Jojo and KC just really wanted to go solo. But check this video out when my man Jojo falls down and KC can't even help a brother out. Isn't that your brother? Man times must be tough for you to continue to sing while your brother lays passed out on the stage...ooooohhhhh yeah...oooooohhhh yeah

http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid285859616/bclid294430730/bctid1751349564

Pittsburgh Panthers - I mean somebody needs to call the athletic department and check their schedule. You might have picked the wrong team to open up with week 1.

I mean I am tired of these teams trying to pick on the MAC for some easy wins. You guys all know my famous phase "Ya'll don't know about the MAC" and this is what I am talking about. Well Pitt your season is down the drains so you can plan on next year picking BOWLING GREEN, KY as your opponent and not that team up rt 23 N!

New Orleans

Can the city of New Orleans catch a break? I mean they are just trying to get ready to watch those Saints and now you have to hit them with another hurricane. And you might as well move this time because FEMA hasn't taken care of them from Katrina. I'm surprise Kanye West hasn't started saying "George Bush don't like....well you know the rest! LOL










Barak Obama




















Ok my man...I love you to death and you know it! I am trying to get you into your new house at 1600 Pennsylvania ave. However, we need to slow down on these texts messages. First you hit me up at 4am letting my know about your Vice President pick. Now I am getting too many of them saying donate this and donate that. The topper is you wanting me to come out this past Sat to your rally at Dublin. WHOA...put the car in park and throw up the emergency break. You got all that money and you need to ship some to your research part. It was opening day for the Buckeyes and you know I was down on Lane ave tailgating like no other. You need to understand these things! Now from hear on out I always have your back and if you want to come back to Dublin..I'll be here..unless it's during a Vikings game and then we will have some issues!


Sarah Palin - I didn't even know who she was when it was announced she is the VP candidate for John McCain. The only thing I heard about her was she was runner up for Ms. Alaska....naw really she was...check it out!














I'll get back to you once I figure out more about her!

Ok it's off to bed for me to get ready for good ole NCO. You might get a surprise stock up stock down if my commission check ends up looking kind of funny tomorrow! Have a good week!

Olympic Time

Always good to see ole W working hard as usual. It is a good time in the world for the most part. We have the Olympics that is supposed to bring us together. It is that love that we share that makes it fun to watch. Well all know we want to the US to win it all and that is what is going to happen. I am just trying to see who is going to make that Wheaties box! Well have a good week and enjoy....


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Redeem Team





























Was there any real doubt that a team led by Kobe was going to fool around opening night? This team is loaded and they really shouldn't lose a game. The Chinese tried to use that homecourt advantage and win the first game, but it wasn't even close. Too much pressure from this team! This redeem team looks like its on the mission to bring back the gold.


Hardknocks

I just love HBO when it brings the behind the scenes of an NFL team. You can't help but love to see the work and dedication to be the best. I just love it this year because it has the cowboys. Every knows that this is America's team, it just isn't Conrad's team and that is the difference.


Michael Phelps

Why are you such a beast? I really think he is trying to go down as the best Olympic athlete ever! Swimming is no joke and so I give anybody respect who is trying to win 8 gold medals in one olympics! However I know some of you will be watching this young women swim a bit..







Amanda Beard....GOD BLESS AMERICA!




















Gymnastics

We just love watching the gynastics team go. Whether it was Mary Lou Retton or Keri Shrug..or my fav Dominic Dawes..we just love that team. I still think of of the best gynastics teams ever was this....









****UPDATE****UPDATE****UPDATE*****


The US just won the 4X200 relay and Michale Phelps quest to win 8 gold medals is still in reach. However this biggest shocker was seeing the entire team!









The US has a black guy on the team! He is just the 2nd ever to participate in the Olympics. I mean he was the slowest out of the four, but at least he was out there trying to do things. Congrats to this team!






Jill's bday

I hope that you had a good time with your bday at UA/Onyx. I mean you got tons of gifts from everybody! I had too good of a time because I was paying for it the next day at work but it happens. I still can't get over the new hit in the club A-Jillie..that was straight fire!



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Clay Aiken is a dad...really?





I mean how..err..I know HOW...but HOW..HOW does Clay Aiken have a kid? I mean I am not trying to say anything but who is getting with Clay Aiken? When I first heard this story I almost spit up my water on my keyboard. This guy has probably sold 10 millions albums and I can't think of one person who even has one of his songs on their Ipod (Genna? Nicole? Jim? LOL). I would love to hear back from somebody if they do in fact have one of his songs. This is about as akward as when Michael Jackson kissed Lisa Marie Presley on MTV...we all knew that was fake because Michael likes them YOUNG!






















Bernie Mac


























Earth just got a little less funnier with the loss of Bernie Mac. He was always one of my favorite commedians because he was just so raw. Even when he was in movie and made that cheap cameo he would have me in tears..just like this clip.







Is this an emergency?


Look at this guy right here






This guy is the one who called 9-1-1 over his sandwich at Subway...listen to this...






I mean Delon is that how they treated you when you worked at subway in the Natti? I mean did you ever forget to ask if they wanted the bread toasted or for some extra meat on the sandwich? The real crime is not that he wasted taxpapers money calling because it was Subway, the crime is that is WAS over subway. If you are going to be making that call about subs, it better be penn station. Now if he did that, I would be in his corner. Nothing worse then when you go to Penn Station and the sub isn't that good. Or if those fries that they give you aren't fresh. Man Penn Station is just something that if isn't made right I would have to call 911 too!



Browns fans

You lost a PRESEASON game...get over it. I don't need to hear how terrible the Browns are because they LOST a PRESEASON game. Just relax things will be fine up north. Also why when Brady Quinn comes in the game the crowd goes completely nuts? Your starting QB went to the Probowl so don't look for Quinn to do anymore more this year except make a new Subway commercial.



Bret Favre

All that complaining and trying to dictate where you were going to play now you end up with the Jets. That is how your career is going to end..playing on the 2nd team in NYC. I hope it was worth it..should have taken the 25 mil and stayed retired!


Alright everybody...I am at work and trying to work hard LOL. Have a good day and a great week! The OSU football countdown is coming...LETS GO BUCKS!

Cosey being Cosey

Aww back to the real world! It is Monday so that means for the majority of us back to work. It was a good weekend where I got a little R&R, met some inlaws and just had a good time. I think that I am actually looking forward to the work week. I need to make some money so I will be focusing off the bat this month! LOL Well in the words of top pastor MC Hammer...let's get it started!

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Bret Favre





I have thought about this since first reports that he was coming back. Being a die hard Vikings fan it is hard to imagine that my rival all these years wants to play for them. I didn't think I could even really want this to happen. However, the more I thought about it...the more I think that it would be ok. Don't get it confused though if we don't get him we are still going to the bowl, but with him it's a definate lock. You might as well turn back around, get on the plane, and fly into St. Paul!

Manny destroyed the Redsox




It's just Manny being Manny and they loved him in Boston. Finally that city gets some bad luck. Can't stand that area because everybody thinks they are #1. Well Manny just told you that your world series chances are over and thanks for the memories. I always like Manny b/c he seemed like a guy who didn't care about anything! Now he is with the Dodgers who I can't stand either but at least I don't have to hear about yanks/sox and their series all the time now.


Goldie- If anybody knows me you know that my car always goes thru nicknames. I used to have the old white taurus which was named the Millinium Falcon. I just never knew when it would start, when it would turn, hell didn't even know what is was going to do. Then I had the Hyundai Accent which I had to call the clown car b/c I was too big for it. Now my car I have had for a while, the Pontiac Grand Am aka Goldie was giving me fits. For some reason I had the only 2 window grand am in America. Only the passenger side windows would roll down. Now you have to think that is a big problem when you are in line trying to get that 5 piece nugget and the window can't come down. I had to open up my car, lean out and it was just a hassle. Well goldie and I had a talk one day, I had to yell at her and threaten that I was going to get a new car and she was done. I think that pep talk worked because the NEXT day the windows started working. Listen I know it sounds crazy but whatever I said Goldie knew. Now I am back to what I like to do..have the A/C on and the windows down! So if you ever need your car fixed..don't take it too Tuffy or Goodyear. Just go out and yell at it, you will be surprised!

Paris Hilton for president

This ad is why she is up for my VP.....

See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die

PARIS! PARIS! PARIS!

USA vs China - I am not saying its going to be the greatest game of all time. However, the US "redeam" team is going to be playing China in Bejing this Sunday. I mean I don't except the US to get any calls. Yao Ming might drop about 40. Fish already knows that this game is going to be hot. So I suggest getting your popcorn, a cold cherry icee and watch this game...it's going to HOT!



Local buckeye legend - If you need a vacation package or something taken care of...you need to go to this man. Naw not Kimar b/c I don't know what you are doing with your vacation website. Shoot I order there and i might be paying for your kids shoes. LOL naw but if you want a good discount this is who you need to see






GB are you with me!!






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Casey Anthony



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Ok this is the girl from Florida who claimed that she knows where her missing 2 year old daughter is at but has been missing for a month. This picture was taken a few days after she claimed she was missing. I mean I don't have a kid, but it does seem kind of odd to me that she is out kickin it with one of the Ying Yang twins. I don't understand what she is trying to do, but this is a sad case. I know she has something to do with it and this is a joke. I hope that when they find out what happened to her girl she is put away for a long time.




Can I ride the bus? - Who would have thought that riding the bus could be so scary. I mean you are just sitting there with your ipod, your knees hitting the back of the other seat because you are too big. You didn't feel like paying that extra 50 bucks to fly so you are stuck here now. It smells, you are running late and you are just trying to get there. Now while you are sleeping, some fool cuts off your head! Yeah I said it CUTS OFF YOUR HEAD! This is the picture of the guy in Canada where this happened to.





Just 22 years old and not thinking this is the day he would die. I mean who cuts off somebody's head on the bus. My mom always told me that there were weird guys at the bus depot. I saw it in the movie Adventures in babysitting when that bum told brenda to get out of his house, when his house was the phone booth. I just feel bad for the kid and his family and now I might have to stay awake when I ride buses now.





Eva Mendes ad - Only in America where they can't show the new Eva Mendes Calvin Klein ad b/c their is a brief shoot of her nipple. Man I swear that is the difference between U.S.A. and Europe because they don't care over there. Its natural and we are all scared. I wish I could show that to you.....let me see what I can do....




YOU KNOW I WOULDN'T DISAPPOINT!!! HOLLA




Jonas Brothers - Why are they so popular?




Shark




You got to finish the job when you were trying to eat Ryan Seacrest. That would have been hot because you could have brought back the other host who got kicked off from season 1. I mean what kind of shark are you that you can't take care of Ryan Seacrest...you should have called your cousin






Whoo whoo whoo...nah nah nah..no respect!




Alright kids..have a great week. Browns are on thurs for some preseason so don't get all excited when Brady Quinn thows a 5 yard out against the 3rd string D! LOL...holla!!!!