MVP...MVP..MVP

Whasup! It has been a while since I have dropped some hot fire like Dylan in making the band 2. Lots of things have been going on that have hindered my weekly review. However I am trying to get the batteries juiced up and now I am ready to go! I hope that everybody is enjoying their start to May and here we go...

Stock up

NBA MVP..AKA..THE BLACK MAMBA...AKA...#24...AKA Kobe Bryant -




I tried to tell you all but you didn't want to hear. Earlier in the year I told you who the best player was..I kept hearing these name..Kevin Garnett, LBJ and Chris Paul. Yes those three are real real tough players. I would even say that LBJ is the MVP of the JV Eastern conference, but the voters, fans, common sense has spoken. #24 is the man..and frankly its about time. I know Kobe is like Hiliary Clinton..yeah hear the name and you automatically love him or hate him. Problem is those haters are fools and you know who you are! Look it's my time to gloat and those who know how I feel about my Lakers knew this is coming. Big ups to Bill Beaston holding it down in NW Ohio..you knew about Kobe, shout out to McQuone who knows the deal and also IBK Show for saying that Kobe could very well end up better then Jordan. I look forward to the Lakeshow marching onto the NBA Finals and hopefully end up playing the Cavs.



Kane's Wedding -

I wanted to give a special hello to the new Mr. and Mrs. Kane family. I had a great time at their wedding along with the many others who were able to attend. I was honored to be a part of your day and hope that you had a great time in Puerto Rico. Everything was great and I hope you enjoyed the wedding CD that I made...however I do question a graduate from Northwestern putting the CD in the DVD player, but we will chalk that up to the excitement of the moment. I hope things continue to do well for you two!

$600 bucks - I know this for a lot of you guys is a big moment..getting that $600 stiffen check. Yes it is supposed to help with the economy but c'mon who are we kidding. Shoot most of you are going to go buy that Xbox or take care some of them dollas to those late night venues. Honestly I would probably be like one of you guys but man this year W got me and said I owed and this $600 bucks I am giving him right back so really I don't see the help! What he needs to do is give me that BP gas card for about a month and we can call it even!

Papa Johns - Thanks for the 23 cent pizzas..I wish you would had did it on the weekend so I could get in line and grabbed me one but I couldn't do it. That is what you get for callin Lebron a crybaby...you make the state of Ohio happy and get cheap pizza!



Stock Down

Tolls - I never realized how expensive it was to really drive around America. When I was heading to the wedding in Chicago I swear we were hit by about 8 tolls. Some of these tolls made no sense to me. We would get a ticket and 2 miles later they wanted us to pay for that strip. I was about a buck for 2 miles. I think it cost us 10 bucks just to get to the southside of Chicago. No wonder people can't afford to live there, it cost too much to get into the city. All I kept thinking about was if I lived there and was running late. I had 4 bucks in my pocket and by the time I got thru the 4th toll I had no money? How am I going to get to work? Enough with the tolls...the only mention on the word toll should be from Little John in the movie Men in tights when he said "a toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll...I made that up"..what a solid movie starring Cary Elwes..if you haven't seen it go get it.

Obama vs Clinton - Is it over yet????

Ryan from Big Brother -



Man he almost had it. The boy from Columbus tried to shock the world and win big brother. What made this run a bit more personal was the fact that I have met him. He was one of the many victims that Delon and I put out playing beer pong. He was probably 22 at the time, all wet behind the years and challeged "Kobe and Shaq" and got beat. He was probably cheap too and made me drink that Natty Light. Well I hope to see him out and about and give him my props b/c 2nd place still got him 150,000 so drinks on him!

Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey?



These two really got married? I know I have heard of some strange marriages...Tomkat, Heide Klum and Seal, Pee-Wee Herman and Dottie, but this one takes the cake. I can't even really see these two getting married. One thinks they are a diva and the other sings the song touch my body. I know Mariah must have got a prenup because don't get me wrong...I love my man Nick Cannon (Shout out to All That, Love don't cost a thing, Wild n' Out) but you know you are not bringing that much to the table. Man Mariah really went all out after she got divorced the first time. She all the sudden started showing her body off (love it) and started talking to the rappers. I hope it works out but you know it won't...soon she gonna look at Chris Brown and probably start talking to him...hang on Nick..hang on!

Gas - Can we get a break?

LBJ


For my spanish brothers out there..."Donde esta el rey?"

Alright it was a quick stock up..nothing major..just trying to get the blood flowing for the weekend. I will be back next week to bring the heat. If anybody wants to be added let me know and I will soon be doing a spanish version b/c we are a bilingual country! Adios..rikiki and tengo el gato..en los pantalones!