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Heather's bday weekend - Birthday's are seem to bring out the happiest moments for people. It is "their day" so they want to make sure it goes perfect. Nothing could be more perfect then spending it with me so that was the best present one could have! LOL. I just hope and know that you had a good time and thanks to anybody who made her bday fun...we did it 80's style!

Roger Fish - Big ups to my man for graduating Quinnipac college. Now that you are done you will be staying up in the NW chillin in Beantown! Can't wait till you come back home so that I can celebrate with you grad!
Noodle Beaston - Another big ups to a college grad..this one at Bowling Green State University. If anybody has been to that school on a weekend knows that getting thru that school is a serious challenge. Best of luck to you in Cleveland!
The black mamba strikes again
C'mon now Kobe...first you jumpin over cars..now a pool of snakes? I need to get your shoes man!
Cookout - I can't to hit up the Cosey cookout today. I get some of that good BBG food that she likes to make. I think she might even throw this on today for us!
The old 96er..bon apatite!
Memorial Golf Tournament - This is one of the few times in Columbus when the city is electric. Everybody is trying to get tickets to see some of the best golfers. A lot of you are out there trying to fine tune your game. However, I have seen a lot of you play and Tiger himself couldn't help you. So just enjoy all the pros, drink that 6.50 miller lite and get your best pair of New Balances on so you can walk around and enjoy the action!
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American Idol video game - Now I know I don't sing like Mariah Carey but c'mon now with this video game. I got this as a present for Heather and I can't stand the game now. I created my character to try to win the game. I made him diverse so that he would appeal to all the judges. He has a white t-shirt, cowboy hat and some jeans, so I am trying to get all the votes. Now how come I can't even get out of the audition room? I was trying to sing Copa Cabana and they cut me off before I was done. Randy laughs and keeps yo doggin me saying I need to quit. Paula doesn't even feel me at all. Simon at least gives me some props but I never get that yellow sign to go to Hollywood. I think it's because I don't know the songs so I can't give them my true feelings. I mean can I get some teddy pendagrass Close the door or even some Jon B...they don't know. There is no soul in the damn game! See they don't have those kind of songs so I can win. Shoot I wish they had a code where I can get Montell Jordan's this is how we do it. I would sing that all day EVERYDAY and win. I am about to write to the game to tell them don't be afraid to give me some more choices, but until then..I'll stick to guitar hero!
American Idol - Does anybody still watch that show? I think so guy named David won but here is who really should have won....
Man he reminds me of the Asian Randy Macho Man Savage...ooohhh yeah!
Nightlife - You know what I got a call from Fish who was telling me his thoughts on nightlife here in Columbus. He just doesn't understand what is going on with the chill scene in the city. He said that he went to UA Cafe and things have changed since he met his little tickle there about 4 years ago. He was wondering what happened to that good clean crowd that played that Nelly and just drank their Miller lites and chilled. I tried to tell him that things have changed in the CO. What happened to the clubs that used to give a little extra. I mean when you went to Liberty's you used to get brother man out back selling Fried chicken (Delon got himself a huge plate that one time), and what about the Edge where you could go down in that grimy basement....looked like a scene from the warehouse in the movie No Hold's Barred with Hulk Hogan. You could be down there getting your shimmy on and look to your left and get that free cup of iced water from that big orange cooler. We need to get back to those places that give a little back. The only one I can think of right now is Coaches because you can get some popcorn! LOL
Workout partner - I always had this issue when you workout with somebody they always try to make you do too much. Like it's their job to mentor you since you haven't been in there in a while and they have been there the past 2 months. So instead of trying to just get you loose and get you used to it, they want to put you thru some Apollo Creed workout. That is what happened to me when I went and lifted with Blade. He tried to have me do all this extra stuff that I wasn't ready for. Then he wanted to get mad at me and saying I was cheating my body. Hell the only thing I was cheating my body out of was pain because there is no reason to do too much and be sore for 2 weeks. I should have known I was in trouble because I was even listening to him. In case some of you haven't seen him in a while here is Apollo Creed...

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And you were actually surprised? I'm shocked they didn't find this out earlier!
Strangers - I don't know about some of you but that trailer to that movie Strangers is no joke. You know a movie is going to get me when I can't handle the trailer. There is no way I would lean my face next to the door and hear somebody say "We're going to kill you". The first time I saw it I thought it was the KKK. I said to myself what is this updated Klan movie and why they killing the white people? Then I saw those masks and I didn't know what was going on. My next comment would be come thru and lets see. By that time I already got 911 on the cell phone dialed, Brutus is barking up a storm and I am already grabbing the couch and moving it by the door. All these movies like this never seem to involve "real people". You couldn't pull this at my place because I got weapons like: basketball, chairs, golf clubs, pictures. I know some of you are like what is that going to do..all I need to be able to do is throw it at you and get you off balanced and then I am gone. That is what you get anyways for trying to go to some cabin in the woods. I"m a city guy..I need to be able to yell and scream so that nosy neighbor next door comes out in her nightgown looking all crazy. I know some of you will see this and be like this is weak, but not me. I don't mess with that crap at all! And why are they always based on some true story? That is going to mess me up anymore because somebody actually went thru this crap. I'm about to film a movie with my man Lil Scrappy called Cosey hears a noise. It's going to be about 5 mins long because I would hear something, look out and see somebody standing. I will then grab my nikes and take off...the end! I won't be a victim!
Alright I need to get to bed and get ready for this week. I will see some of you I believe this coming weekend so take care and I will talk to you soon!!
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