What a way to start off stock up stock down then find some old picture of some of us from DJ's myspace page. I don't know where this picture was or when it was taken but there is so much going in this picture. I think it is a picasso or it might even be an Impressionist..judge for yourself.
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Jamision
Yes you are the man..always hooking it up at UA cafe. Those double jizzles always keep the night going. Just had to give you a shoutout for all the good times you bring!
Starburst Jellybeans
This is one of the best candies out on the market. It isn't at the top tier level as shocktarts, nerds or gumballs, but it has made a steady climb. I can eat those for days and I hate to say Cam..it might be better then those gummi bears.
Big Brother 9 - This is one of my favorite players on the show
Now I know what you are thinking..it's because she is cute little girl. Well that is a small part of it but the biggest thing is she GRADUATED Bowling Green State University. You can't say enough that she has traveled rt 23, hung that left past that sign that says 1991 tractor pull championship and pulled into her down at Mac West. She works at Roosters off of Henderson rd so maybe you might have seen her while you ordered your mini corn dogs. All I am saying is that she is trying to win some money and I got her back for a while, but if she acts the fool I might have to find somebody else to cheer for!
Blogs - Yes I have to give it up to all those people out there like me who write blogs. If it wasn't for you I wouldn't have a cell phone. Long story short is I came back from the bar and my phone "accidently" dropped in the toilet.
No, no, no..it was clean toilet water (if there is such a thing) but I had to save it and dry it off. I was thinking I was going to have to pay for a new one, but some guy said the best way to dry it off is to put it in cooked white rice. Well we didn't have any white rice, so I had to use this healthy choice brown rice istead and see if this really worked. Well guess what..it worked and now my phone is at least fuctioning for the most part. So for all you guys out there with all that time on your hands writing stuff..thanks..thanks for saving my phone!
Corporate Fist bump -
There is a change and a movement in our society and especially in the workplace..and that is the corporate fist bump..
This has taken over the corporate hi-five
And that is a good reason why. With the hi-five you can get more germs and it's a little more relaxed. I feel the change with the pound is a good change and I will tell you why. Unfortunately some people when they leave the restroom, don't utilize that hand saintizer. They just run that water on their fingers thinking it will clean them..naw brah..it doesn't. So with the pound you show respect and love for your fellow co-worker without getting to know him to personal. Sometimes giving the hi-five indicates that you enjoy what you are doing. In my case I don't know..so I give the pound to show that person I am just in it for the "9-5". I'm like Fred Flinstone..when I see that clock hit 4:30 I am gone..no cya at Cosmo's, I'll call ya later..no it's straight get in the grand am, bump that Kayne and roll out quickly. Now ladies I am going to need you comments because what do you guys do??
Coach K - Naw I'm not talking about the real coach K..I'm talking about Coach Kimar Morris whose high school team only lost to the #2 team in the country by 8. He wanted me to give him props so I did..even though you lost. Bigger props is if you won that game. How come you always come so close to winning against a ranked team in the country just like in high school when you tried to be like Cromartie of the Chargers and take that interception out of the endzone to the house. I have conflicting stories but I heard Delon sprung you but you got caught from behind and fumbled the ball. That would have beaten Westerville South with Katzenmoyer and who knows..you guys all could have gotten scholarships! lol
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Shooter at Northern Illinois - I was debating about whether to include this or not in stock up stock down. This isn't to make light of a very tragic situation. I am just trying to figure where in America do people feel the need to shoot students at schools. I don't want to hear about the shooter being unstable and not taking their meds and picked on....I don't buy it. I think people choose to do things they want to do and if they are conscious to be able to carry 3 guns that are loaded and open fire in a lecture hall, then they were in "their right mind". We as a society need to change our feelings regarding life. The end of all my emails uses a line from Ice Cube.."the best thing of life is life". I think that is true and that we should appreciate life for what it is. You never know what tomorrow will bring so lets start to learn to get along and love each other. I dont' want to see or hear anymore shootings like this ever again!
NBA All star weekend
This is why people complain about NBA players and do they really "care". The bottom line is about 75% of them don't really care what people think or what is going on. If they did they would have gotten some actual NBA stars in these competitions. Nobody wants to see Gerald Green and some no name cat in the slam dunk contest. To make matters worse why do you have to use props? This year we have some guy who puts up on the back of the rim a cupcake. Then he thinks that dunk should be a 50 because he blew it out before he did a 2 hand dunk. Could you imagine Jordan putting up a birthday cake on the rim and trying to cut it before dunking? Nobody wants to see that crap. No disrespect to Dwight Howard but that dunk contest was so bad I think this guy could have came out of retirement and won it....
Then we have the skills challenge in which we get to see Dwayne Wade throw a bounce pass thru a tire and dribble around cones in skill challenge. So basically we are watching them do some practice drills. Why don't they switch that up and just have 1 on 1 or a big game of chicago. I would even like to see a game of knockout..at least that is fun. David Stern you need to figure something about because you need more stars and more excitement during all-star weekend.
Kelvin Sampson - Hope you enjoyed coaching those Indiana Hoosiers because your time is up. Pack you bags and next time get a bigger cell phone plan, no need to call somebody 500 times..get some texts in there too.
2008 Westminister dog show - This is the dog that won it this year..
I am sure of you are wondering why am I commenting about this or who watches the dog show. Well honestly, I didn't watch it at all. I just heard that a beagle won which is the first beagle to win the competetion. I am pretty upset about that because there is one beagle who I know must have been robbed in the early days of competetion
How did Snoopy not win before? I think something was going on because I am sure Dynomutt, Scooby Doo and even the two dogs from clue club might have won. Give Snoopy some respect and I feel that this dog's owner should have given him props.
Scorn women - The one thing I see and hear more often now is women and how much they HATE on other women or things. I just want to say to all you women..go to church..do something. Too much positives in life to be hating and evil all the time. Some of you know that you are THAT women so chill or you will be alone forever! And guys don't get women upset because you could end up life this...
Alright folks...I hope that you have a great week coming up. Early happy bday to Kendra Yeo and special shoutout to Julie Ucker who is getting married this weekend! CONGRATS on that special day.
Last thing I am going to leave you with is this....name the movie who has this line it it
[in a telephone booth in the bus station]
Brenda: Chris I'm begging you, it's really scary here. I've just seen three people shoot up, a bald Chinese lady with no pants on, and there's this old guy outside who wants his bedroom slippers!
Old Man: [banging on telephone booth] Get out of my house!
Brenda: [kicks out a small box and the guy's slippers] You just moved!
Let's see who can get it!!!!
