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J Lo's new years outfit
Nothing like bringing in the year 2010 with a bang....J lo style. I mean she is 40, just had twins and she is still doing what she does best!
Don't be fooled by the rocks that she got...she is still Jenny from the block. I mean when I flipped this on before the ball was about to drop, you just know the new year is going to be solid! I do know this..how the hell did Marc Anthony get her? I know after this...diddy is back in the booth making "I need a girl pt 3" to try to get her back!
Ohio State winning the Rose Bowl
It is about time we got over the hump of not winning the "big" game. I think that was by far Pryor's best game as a buckeye. Seemed to be the first time Tressel pulled off the huggies and let T Pain grow up. I do know that if we play like that next year...yes folks..we will be back in the championship mix! I said it so get used to it Dave Kopp and your Hurricanes or Kimar and that sorry excuse for a Michigan program. We are thinking title!
Barry Bonds
In the words of 2pac..."keep ya head up"! Just because Mark McGwire admits that he used steroids you don't have to. Just because your head doubled in size from the picture on your topps rookie card doesn't mean I think you used roids. Just know that you won't be in the hall of fame anytime soon but I think you have to stand up for what you think is right. I mean a picture wouldn't show that he used steroids would it????
General Larry Platt
From civil rights leader in the 60's to the protector of belts..this video right here is all you need to know. Here is a guy who has seen in all...Jim crow and all. After all these battles he is finally going after a different target. Young punks..yeah I said it...young punks who still like to sag the jeans. Well listen up to the General because he has a message for you!
Lane Kiffin
I am not sure why everybody is on your back about leaving to coach USC. Listen here folks if I was him, I would have left and told Tennessee to keep all their orange jump suits. Folks here is the deal..who wouldn't want to leave Knoxville for LA? Is there even a question at all why you would do this? Instead of hearing Keith Urban you get to bump that Snoop on the way to Staples to watch #24 play for the world champs. Lane...best of luck to you and I'm sure you will run into the buckeyes in due time!
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New Years resolutions
I can't stand when people tell me what their new year's resolution is. They always say I'm going to lose weight, go back to school, do this and do that. My question is why does it wait till Jan 1 to see the light and do this stuff? You know if you are overweight you need to be working out BEFORE Jan 1. That is why I do not make these resolutions because whatever I should have been doing, I should have been doing a long time before. So remember when you plan your "resolution" you think to yourself is it just talk or am I going to act on it.
Al Queda boxer bomber
First things first why does this picture look like it could have been a senior year picture of Kimar's brother? I mean did Parker studio take this picture? Ok back to this bomber who tried to set it off on a Detroit airline. I am tired of Al queda always running my flying experience. Do they have anything better to do then try to blow up planes? All you guys are doing is delaying the too long lines we have now. Now there are reports of no ipod or laptops on the plane. What do they expect me to do on the flight? Read that airmall magazine or listen to babies cry? This is the exact reason I think we need those x-ray machines in all the airports. I do not care if you feel violated..I rather know that the person next to me isn't strapped. If you are one of those people who would not do that, then we can have a separate line for you. You can stand there for 3 hours while they go in your bags, take off your shoes and do whatever else they need. Let me walk thru, grab a tall grande from starbucks and get ready for my trip. Damn you Al queda...damn you!
Getting mad at your McDonalds order
Sometimes I just have to shake my head at people and really try to figure out what they are thinking. An Ohio girl goes absolutely crazy because they messed up her burger at McDonalds. Really...is it that serious. I think the only part of the video I was shocked was she threw the McCookies container. I did not know they still even sold those at McDonalds still. This just says one thing...GHETTO!
Gilbert Arenas
Man what in the world is going on in the NBA where people are bringing in guns to the locker room. Well I guess I should start by saying that he isn't the first one with a gun in the locker room. However, I never heard of a guy making 100 million in his contract who won't pay back a bet. Agent zero I hope that you enjoyed your NBA run because it is possible that it could be over. It is kind of pathetic that people who get paid that much money to play a game do not respect their job. All you have to do for 10 years is play basketball..that is it. You are then set forever and now you might have lost your chance....not smart!
Eric Mangini
You still have a job?
Nicole Kidman Keith Urban
Why are you two always sitting in seat 1A and 1B of every awards show? Is that a rule that I have to see your reactions every time somebody wins? Somebody tell me what has Nicole Kidman done in the past 10 years? Yeah she had made some movies but lets be real..half of them are garbage. The only thing she is going to be known for is Days of Thunder and crazy Tom Cruise dumping her. Now Keith Urban I do not know much about you except that my wife thinks your hot. Ok you might be hot but you are not in my ipod play list so I don't like you either LOL. Bottom line is I think you guys are not the power couple that you claim to be and you need to move back a few rows and let me enjoy the awards show!
NBC fighting with Jay Leno and Conan
This has been a huge discussion on TV lately with these two hosts. Who would have thought that is was going to come to push or shove between both of these guys. Personally I really never watched that new Leno show. I never thought he was really funny so I didn't know what the hype was. Conan was always funny when he wasn't doing the late night show because he could be more raw. Well Conan has said he is not moving his show and now NBC is scrambling. I think NBC should fire them both and bring this guy out of retirement because lord knows he ain't working...
Special note regarding Haiti
Unbelievable is the only thing that comes to mind when I see those pictures of Haiti. To all the people who have been affected by the earthquake in Haiti my heart goes out to you and your family. I could not even imagine what it would be like to have to go thru something like that. I think whenever we have these type of events its important that people realize exactly what they have. We all take for granted that we have clean water, roof over our head and food to eat. These are things that we expect to have everyday while others just hope for one of them. I applaud the effort of the many countries who have given support to this situation. It is amazing that we are quick to give to other countries and can not help our own communities. I am not saying it is a bad thing, but it is something to think about. We write checks and send money because it is quick, but what about people in your area. Some people need help serving food to homeless or collecting can goods. Sometimes effort is much more rewarding then the actual money. I have never been to Haiti but I can imagine it is somewhat like Jamaica. Most of those countries get their money from resorts that people visit. I know when Heather and I went to Jamaica, you could definitely see how poor the country was outside the Sandals resorts. I hope that things turn around for that country and they are able at some point figure a way to get things better for themselves.
Well I hope everybody enjoys the weekend and gets some R&R. Got a couple new people added to the subscription..Eric Schweitzer and Mark! Eric I will never give your Redskins any love because they are a bunch of bums. The only good thing they have is Timmy Smith and the Superbowl rushing record LOL. Nicole thanks for the facebook shout out about the stock up stock down. Glad to know that you are on top of things and want your weekly humor....oh and one more thing....GO VIKINGS!!!!
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