Stock Up
March Madness - It is that time of year when the brackets are going to be filled and everybody is going to say they know what team is going to win it. Everybody has that "sleeper" team that is going to the finals. This is the best time because you feel great on a Friday when the team wins, but that Sunday they lose and your whole bracket is collapsed. It is also the time the world will get to know Gus Johnson again. I mean he brings what I like to the "the heat" when he calls a game. I will give you some advice..if your championship team is playing some upset minded team, you better hope he won't call the game. He has called some of the best games in recent years. If you want to get into my pool, just let me know if I haven't sent you and invite and test your luck against the best!!
Coach Kimar - Wanted to give props to Kimar's team Cincinnati Princeton for their league championship victory. That game was right a combination Above the Rim and White Men can't Jump. I mean there were adults all on the side of the court yelling at the ref. I saw a kid going to Ohio State who did not 1 but TWO 360 dunks and ended up with about 6 dunks in the game. Then the other team had a kid going to Miami, OH who was not at all pressed...looked like smaller way way way better version of Gerald lol...lightskinned..I knew this team from around Dayton/Cincy area lol. Well after an OT win..here is the celebration that went down
Coach Bill - Also need to give props to Coach Slick Willie Beaston and his teams League championship win for Tiffin Columbian. I was able to make this game also and was definately the good luck charm. It was good come from behind win and almost lost due to some of the worst refs in the state. It was the teams first league win in over a decade and here is Coach doing some celebrating..
Kevin Jonas of the Jonas Brothers
Congrats on making it to 1st base with your girlfriend...slow down though..don't want you to get carried away!Blackberry Curve
Where have you been all my life! I do know this I am the king of cell phones as my wife would say. She says that I need to get a new one every 6 months. That might have been true, but after getting this bad boy I won't be going back. This "crackberry" does everything and is WAAAY too much. I think I like this over the laptop right now! LOL
Delon and Kathryn
You know the feeling in life when you reach into an old jacket just to wear outside to warm the car up. Or that pair of pants you try to fit in one last time..and you just happen to check the pockets and out comes that $20..you know that feeling of surprise and unexpectiness? That is what I felt for boy Delon when he dropped the news of his engagement to Kathryn! I would like to say congrats and that it was long overdue! LOL...glad to see my boy doing the deed! That is the old fatherly figure kickin in now! Congrats to both of you!
John Stewart
Way to speak up for millions of us who lost money in pensions, 401K, stock market, lemonade stands, etc. So many of these "experts" who claim to know it all missed the single biggest stock market fall since the great depression. Thank you for asking the hard questions that you know most of the reporters wouldn't. If you missed what I am talking about, check online and see him blast Mad Money's guy from CNBC.
Aubrey O'day
I just felt like putting her up in Stock up! lol and she also is in playboy. I knew diddy knew what he was doing!!
Stock Down
TJ Houshyourmomma - I do know this..if you didn't want to play for the Vikings then just sign your little deal. There is no need to say that you didn't sign because our qbs are terrible..tell us something we didn't know. I just think its funny that you claim you want to play for a winner when Seattle is terrible. Last time I check the Vikings were playing 11 on 10 and was still division champs. You were from the bengals so all you know is losing and why you are a loser..so good luck!
Calling 911 over McNuggets 
Who the hell is this lady think she is? I do know one thing when I heard somebody called 911 over Mcnuggets the first thing that popped in my head was this person is black. I mean who else is going to fight over Mcdonalds five piece nuggets. What made matters worse is her actual 911 call the person said that this wasn't an emergency but she still kept saying not having my nuggets IS an emergency. I mean c'mon lady we have school shootings, pastors getting shot, missing people that nancy grace finds everyday and you mad b/c you didn't get your nuggets with bbq sauce..get it together lady! Wasting time and embarrasing people with this crap
Endangered Species
Every once in a while there are things in life you don't see too often....
Yes Bigfoot...I mean unless you count Harry in the Hendersons..you don't see him too often!
Unicorns which are mythical creatures which only appear in fairy tales...
Yes...yes that is Con C on skis. A black man on skis is a very VERY rare site..especially this one. The only snow I deal with is when I shovel it to back my car out LOL...however after a few runs...and falls down the hill, I started to get the hang of it...my new nickname when I ski is the black shawn white. I am about to take over a whole new sport..winter x games. Show me mad river mountain, show me Vail in Colorado..I am going to take them all down. What you are about to see next is actual video of me going down the slopes....
Well I guess after watching this video I am not ready for the xgames yet..but watch out in a few years!!
Donte Stallworth
For years the Cleveland Browns have been killing fans on the field with their play. However, they have now taken it to the next level. Players are actually KILLING people off the field. Donte Stallworth, a day after recieving his 5 million roster bonus, he hits a guy on the street in Miami. Now I am not saying he wasn't drunk, but at 7am he might have just been tired. He needed to stop by speedway and get that french vanilla coffee or 5 hour drink. I mean in the words of Mike Cipcala or however you spell his name..."Donte killed a man!"
Bristol Palin and Levy's breakup
You are telling me that Bristol and Levy broke up a few months after the election? Man I thought that was love...or a shotgun marriage one of the two LOL. Man I knew Levi would wake up finally and go back to what he does best...hunt, fish and knock up other women in Alaska.
Chris Brown
Get some help and get out the booth. You need to call up any organization that deals with abusing women and try to save your life. You got Oprah on your back and that can't be a good thing. You need to get off that jet ski in MIA with puffy and get some help with your abuse because this isn't just a love tap!
Honestly I love your music but if that was my sister I would call
The King of Pop
Is this really him??? Seriously Michael...I wonder if he ever..EVER pulls out an old album covers and goes "what happened to me?"
Alright folks enjoy the week!! The weather here in Ohio is getting better so get out there and have some fun!!!
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