Who the hell is Leon Powe?

Whasup everybody..sorry the delay but I am still in a state of shock of some things going on. I mean we got things going on this past weekend that I still can't believe happened. We will be addressing this later because I just got to start writing before I crack up again.

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Boston Celtics - Good job winning both of your home games against the Lakers

Mayor Coleman



I mean how can you not love the mayor of Columbus. He is all decked out in the red, white and blue. I true American walking the streets of Columbus. The best part of him is when you drive by some construction site he lets me know that my tax dollars are taking care of this. Sometimes I really don't know where they are going, but by giving me that sign lets me know that this is getting taken care of ASAP. Plus every year he throws a few back when the buckeyes make that National Championship run!



L.A. Pride - My confidence isn't broken but it's shaken. These first two games have taken its toll on me. Big ups to lil scraps, and Jacob for shooting me those texts regarding my team getting blown out. Now last time I checked both of your teams were gone fishing with Kenny the Jet Smith. However, I just know that they are going to bounce back and win this series. Yes I said this..next time you get a blog from me there will be a picture of Kobe holding the trophy..mark my word!

Bill Clinton - I mean come on Ex president you have got to get things together. If you don't want to stay with Hiliary it's ok but you need to be honest to her. I don't at all like cheaters and stuff but this is who you are getting with...



Gina Gershon? In the word of Mark Jackson..are you kidding me? I don't know if it is true or not but man if it is...Ok Fast Willie!



Big Brown



This might be the best stock up contestant ever! Big Brown is the horse who failed to win the triple crown. I know you are asking yourself why is a horse your favorite stock up person. That is he is being studded for 50 million dollars. 50 MILLION DOLLARS to lay the wood. He has more juice then Ron Jeremy has in his whole career. I mean you gonna get after Mark Spitzer for paying for a girl a few thousand..some horse trainer is going to shell out some loot!



Euro Cup - If you are into soccer this is a great time for you. I just love watching soccer and especially the goal celebrations people do. This is what you can expect to see



That has to be the biggest robot I have ever seen! Compliments of Peter Crouch of England LOL



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Westlake High School - Up in Cleveland..one of the high schools on their diploma misspelled the word education. They had it spelled "educaition" on the diploma they gave the kids. Now I'm not saying..ONLY IN CLEVELAND..but I'm saying ONLY IN CLEVELAND! LOL. Who doesn't check that at all and that is exactly why I want to be a teacher. Things like this need to be fixed in our public school. I aint gonna let that happen and now I need to know is our children learning? LOL



Cedric Benson

It's bad enough that you got a DUIOAB (driving under influence on a boat) but now you got a DUI. This just goes to show that the bears are a 2nd tier franchise. At least in Minnesota we had girls on the party boat when they were chillin in Lake Minnetonka.



Leon Powe

Ok I have finally figured out who Leon Powe is..he is related to Souljah Boy, Rockwell and Tom Green. A bunch of one hit wonders who will never repeat that magic that they did once. Leon Powe are you kidding me...I have heard of Cameron Powe...naw you guys haven't heard of him..I bet you have..here he is...




Yeah star of ConAir! LOL

I didn't even know he was a player on the Celtics. The worst thing about it is that he did do the Lakers up. Mikey was so kind to email me his bio on nba.com and if you want to see it, he is what it looks like



http://www.nba.com/playerfile/leon_powe/.

but lets be real aint nobody looking up that bum. I know one thing that he won't score 21 points in the rest of the series because just like the laws of gravity..once you go up, you must come down and that is what is going to happen to him.

***update***update*** Lakers win game 3...check the box score

BENCH MIN FGM-A 3PM-A FTM-A OREB DREB REB AST STL BLK TO PF PTS
Tony Allen, SG 0 0-0 0-0 0-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Sam Cassell, PG 7 1-4 0-1 0-0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 1 2
P.J. Brown, FC 18 1-4 0-0 1-2 0 2 2 0 0 1 2 4 3
James Posey, SF 25 1-3 1-3 6-6 1 6 7 0 1 0 0 2 9
Eddie House, PG 20 2-8 2-3 0-0 0 3 3 2 1 0 0 2 6
Leon Powe, PF 6 0-3 0-0 1-2 2 0 2 0 0 0 1 1 1

1 pt for Leon..need I say more


Kobe - It's time to show why you are the MVP of the NBA. I am sick and tired of not being able to wear my MVP t shirt around work. I got kats coming out of nowhere wearing Paul Pierce jerseys talking trash. It is time to get things back in order and have the universe balance of power going on. And all you LA haters..Heather, Brandon, lester, lil scraps..remember we got time! LOL

Lamar Odom, PF 28 2-9 0-1 0-0 1 8 9 4 1 1 5 5 4
Vladimir Radmanovic, PF 13 1-4 1-2 0-0 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 4 3
Pau Gasol, PF 39 3-9 0-0 3-8 3 9 12 2 0 0 3 3 9
Kobe Bryant, SG 45 12-20 1-2 11-18 3 4 7 1 2 0 3 4 36
Derek Fisher, PG 28 1-6 0-1 4-4 1 2 3 1 1 0 1 1 6

My bad Kobe you got your 36 and you carried the Lakers back to the series. We still are breathing if you are a laker fan!





Columbus Clippers and Columbus Destroyers - Does anybody still go out and support these teams? I don't think I have been to a clippers game since Daryl Stawberry was in rehab and came down. I was rocking that brown Borden cowbell and eating that hot dog. I definitely need to see whasup with the destroyers! I know they lost the title last year but the problem is I don't even know when they even play? are they even on TV?

This guy -


Be careful dating Hulk Hogan's ex wife. She is trying to show the Hulk that she still has it, but if I am him I am worried about those 22 inch pythons get around my neck. I don't care what Hulk is doing, he still cares about his wife and I know he isn't feeling this kid dating his ex who used to be a classmate of Nick and Brooke..c'mon now

Tanning - This is to all of my friends who are girls that I will be seeing this summer. I know that you are going to be tanning because that is what you like to do. However, can we get it out of the way of the most famous line you will be saying to me "I am trying to be as dark as you Conrad". Listen I don't know if you REALLY want to be as dark as me. I mean it might be hot between the months of May and August but trying to be like this year round LOL

Alright people..have a great week and weekend. Stock up Stock down will be MIA for a while. I have to tweak some things so it might be a couple of weeks. Everybody have a good time and enjoy this nice weather!

It's a wrap!

Beefnuts asked for a stock up/stock down...here you go...

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Barak Obama - I just want to finally say congratulations to Barak Obama for being the first African American democratic nominee for the president of the united states. I also want to give props to Hilliary Clinton for running a great race. This just goes to show things have really come full circle and this is a time to appreciate how far this country has traveled. I am real excited to see how these next few months go so we can get out of these bush years..which have been as painful to be a part of as watching this show with my brother back in the day....




So best of luck to this country moving forward from here on out!

Delon - I got to give the man props that he finally got out of OSI. That is probably one of the greatest moments in history. His last day not many people even knew that he was leaving. Hell a supervisor who has been there for years didn't even know who he was! The best moment was Delon getting that slow 1980's movie clap from all the skip tracers. Delon is leaving us and he is trying to get in that corporate mode. I was shocked when he told me that already got a picture of him working at the new job..check it out...



RANDOLF RANDOLF!!












Todd bday - Had a great time at Todd's birthday. We had lots of celebrities at the party. They had this game called Rock band where the Cradle brother's were playing and showing everybody how to play. I walked in and heard them played a Nirvana song and I thought they were the Roots playing..I was like ok Questlove! lol Then I must have missed these years in my life because I played flip cup for the first time ever. Needless to say anything involving drinking I always bring my A game. Props to Delon, Shawn, Tobbe for being a part of the greatest flip cup team ever. Sorry girls, just cause you win 2 out of 10 games doesn't mean you are good! LOL. All and all it was good to see people and have a good time. First time I saw some people since Kane's wedding and so it was fun, hopefully we can do this more often.

Lil Wayne - Tha Carter 3 album is out..well if you are bootlegger like me. Find it, get it...as they say in the streets...STRAIGHT FIRE!

Lakers vs Celtics

You are going to see tons and tons of video and stories regarding these two franchises. How it is going back to the glory days. I know some of you (lil scrappy, cali, fish) thought it was a conspiracy that these teams are in the finals. Well regardless of the reason they are both here. Now that I got that out of the way I am going to be COMPLETELY unbiased in this thought. The Celtics better win the first game of the series or they will be seeing this....







































Its past 7:30pm and all the JV games have ended..now its time for the varsity to get on the court. Bottom line is #24 is on that mission and throughout all the blogs I have dropped I have been trying to tell you all this. The black mamba and company are poised to win the title. I do think that the Celtics are a solid team, but they haven't seen a team like this. The Lakers aren't the hawks who were happy to be in the playoffs, they aren't the cavs..they have more then one good player, and they aren't the pistons with an old hurt team. Tomorrow is the last day I will be accepting Laker bandwagon applications. This team is thinking dynasty and its better to get on the train early then the miss it all together! LOL































Cali - Way to get on the ship....details later...


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Rick Ross?



Man tell this fake A$$ Rick Ross clown to stick to beating up fools in his backyard. Mixed martial arts takes skill and just cause you won this fight, you better learn how to really fight or you will be sleeping.



















Me - Why haven't I seen Indiana Jones 3 yet? and is it any good???

Mac vs PC - When is the guy from Jeepers creepers and Accepted gonna get a real gig and quit trying to push that Mac on us? Some of us don't got the loot to buy it and there isn't anything wrong with a PC. Mine works fine, it pulls up yahoo.com, I still can bank with chase so just lay low buddy and be easy!

Mariah Carey - You have got to be kidding me...I apologize for the video in Japanese but I think the translation is...women with big boobs and tight body is a damn fool



What in the world?


If you have this much time on your hands to be able to do this..I only have one reason why...you aint getting none. Man take your butt to vegas and walk the strip and get yours because this is beyond stupid.








And I am going to leave you with this clip...this is one of the all time funniest parts in movie history. I am going to set the scene..I just bought my icee and popcorn and went to the Kings Island theater with my boy cause we went back to his parents house for the weekend from Bowling Green. All I know is when I saw this part I spit out my icee, walked out the movie and sat on the bench for at least a good 5 mins because this is WAY out of left field



Everybody have a great rest of the week and I will talk to you soon. Make sure you check out my boy Kimar's blog!