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Nicole Workman
Happy 31st bday playa..yes 31st do not be ashamed of the number! LOL. I know that you had a great time at UA cafe from what you can remember!
April "D" Tang
Hope you had a good birthday since I feel I have not seen you since the year of the Rat! I know you were probably in flight at Vegas, Atlantic city or wherever! hehe
Cameron "Beefnuts" Cosey
Having a good birthday out there in the west coast. Typical Cam when I call to tell him happy birthday he was in panic mode because the Sony head unit for his car was messed up and the frustration was building deep within lol. If you want those bob Evans sausage links sent out to you, let me know!
Kimar and Cincinnati Princeton high school
Congrats on finishing runner up in the state finals in boy's basketball this past year. You are the closest thing a Worthington Kilbourne basketball player will get to the state finals! LOL
Beefnuts and the Hitlist
What is going on with this volleyball team? I mean you got Cam rocking that young's dairy shirt..representing SpringFIELD, Oh. They are trying to do big things out there in this volleyball league. Now Cam claims that he blocked some body's spike but last time I checked I didn't know Cam had hops like that! LOL
Polar bear biting the leg of a woman
I am glad to see that the polar bear did what he had to do to that lady who jumped into his tank. If you haven't seen this, this lady jumped in for who knows what reason into the polar bear's water area. And polar bear doing what it needed to do tried to KILL her. Now the funny thing about this is people are all upset about the bear and how they shouldn't attack. Look if you are dumb enough to jump into a zoo exhibit I think you should die! That is why they have fences and signs that say do not feed the animals, because the animals will eat anything. Seriously why test fate like that...you don't get to be a guest on the MTV show Jackass or meet Joe..aka SWOLE Rogan on Fear factor. That is why I have always loved the polar bear...it does what it needs to do.
Minnesota Vikings
I just saw our schedule coming out this year and I'm not being biased....we are going 13-3. I see lots of games that are just going to be blowouts. I mean we got the usual suspects which are the bears, lions and packers so that isn't anything. We got the cardinals again who we beat by 30. Then we got the Rams and 49ers who are awful. Next comes my two favorites..LOL...we got the Bengals and the Browns. Alright Bengals..by the time we play ya'll in week 8, half your roster will be in Montgomery county jail. The Browns the Vikings got week 1. All I know is this...by the time that game starts I don't care if Brady Quinn, Derek Anderson, Charlie Frye, Bernie Kosar, Kelly Holcomb or whoever gets wheeled out there is about to be blown out LOL. AP...get to know him! I will be at that game so whoever wants to come and witness this blowout..PLEASE let me know. On a sad note I will be upset that I won't be a Chubby Bubby's that first week!
NBA Playoffs
Um can we just fast forward everything and just start game 1 in Cleveland where the Lakers will be playing. I mean this is a joke of a NBA playoffs. I mean the lakers got Shannon Brown the 12th man dropping like 15 a game. The last time I saw him play is when he was a junior at Mich State and I think JJ sullinger gave him the high cross and lost him. Cleveland I think is playing some team called the Pistons who at last check went on vacation game 2.
Big Jones
A few months ago you saw that I posted Jones' Big Ass truck rental. Well now he has expanded his business and taken it to a whole new level I think Delon and Ivan will appreciate. This place might be hotter then Cluck-U chicken.
Clippers game
Do not SLEEP on the new Huntington Park which is home to the Columbus Clippers. That is a really nice stadium and just a fun time. I mean for $8 you can get lots of options. Personally for me I like the bob Evans and roosters area. The best part is that they serve dots and twist ice cream cones! Cam they even got Donatos dugout which I know you will definitely attack once you come back home! LOL I am telling you this is going to be the spot for the summer in Columbus. If you ever down to go let me know because it was a real fun time!
Stock Down
American Idol
Can we please get this show cancelled. I am tired of Ryan Seacrest getting a free pass like he is doing something except pausing and telling us the results will come after the break. Every time I have to watch that show..and the keyword is HAVE...I just can't stand it. The show this year I hate to break it to all those people but they won't sell. Not to say that they don't have talent but none of them look good. Honestly you have to have some sort of appeal...one guy looks like the brother in the movie Wedding Crashers and another looks like Seth Rogan. That won't sell NO music I don't care who you are..you can Timbaland and lil wayne on the tracks...well Lil wayne might get you on WNCI lol...but you won't last!
Tweeter
What in the hell is tweeter and people tweeting each other? I all the sudden hear about this two weeks ago and now it is the new craze. So I guess it is like a myspace/facebook combo without updating your status and your winking? LOL...I mean that is even way too much for me and I am on the web too much. Is it even called tweeting? I checked and saw that John McCain was doing it when Obama gave his first address to the country. This is the same guy who admitted he didn't know how to use the Internet! Now Aston Kutcher is trying to get his career going by challenging Larry King who can get the most followers. Really..really Aston..that Punk and "What Happens in Vegas" money run out? Did Demi tell you that she is tired of paying your way and you need to get a job? I swear I might need to invent a social network and just get paid off of something stupid..any suggestions?
Somali Pirates
Ok first I hve to laugh at the fact that we still have pirates out here in the world. However after they just took over a US ship and held people captive, this is something that needs to be dealt with. I will give one word of advice to these pirates..if you look thru you little telescope and see a flag that has these 3 colors: red, white, and blue, you might as well just keep on sailing. You saw what happened to your friends a few days ago. Just like how I did Cam in Bond...they were sniped in the head. I find it a little disturbing in a country that has no food and people are starving, that these pirates have ak-47 and all sorts of weapons on their boat. I mean how in the world is captain Jack Sparrow taking over the Atlantic ocean like that? It doesn't even make any sense...I mean shoot even captain chunk was able to evade the pirates in Goonies so boaters today need to step it up.
Bangarang
I mean what happened to this guy? He had such promise in that solid role in Hook. I think he had some issues with Robin Williams because he was the only one who died. Also it wasn't his fault Peter Pan left all those years and he was holding down the Lost Boys...Pan was a true hater!
The Cosby's
What kind of milk was Bill putting in the jello pudding because Rudy Huxtable is doing what she DOES!
GOOD LORD RUDI! The only thing I remember you doing is singing "baby" during the grandparents 49th wedding anniversary episode! Now you over here Tip drillin like you in Nelly's video!
Swine Flu
Man first if I eat some hamburgers I might get mad cow disease and now we have the Swine Flu. Now this is a flu that came from Mexico that has now moved up north in the U.S. As long as you cook your pork at a high temperature then you should be ok. I am trying to figure out where are these flu epidemics are coming from. That is why I stick to my turkey bacon where I shouldn't go wrong. The people who are at risk are the ones who have direct contact with pigs so be careful if you live in Marysville LMAO!
The Movie "Obsessed"
If anybody pays $7.50 to watch this movie really needs to get it together. This is a movie of 4 actors who desperately need money or think they are bigger stars then they are. The plot of the movie is very simple..guy has a secretary that wants him and will do anything to ruin his family. She makes many sexual advances to the guy The wife gets mad and tries to kill the other woman..the end. We have Jerry O'Connel who I think his last movie he made was Kangaroo Jack (which is VERY VERY good). Then you have Ali Larter who is in NBC Heroes but they are cutting back shows so she might be out of a job. Beyonce who I will give props to her music but she is still recovering from getting out staged by Jennifer Hudson in Dreamgirls. Last is Idris Elba who is the new boss in the show The Office who will be gone here shortly. So there you go folks..whenever you see movies in which the stars have not been around for years, don't waste your time. They are broke and want to get paid and I know somebody reading this has seen this movie! LOL..way to help out. If you want to donate to charity look for faith mission or UNICEF.
Alright everybody please enjoy the nice weather in your area if you do have some. You never know how quickly it changes so get out there. I hope that everybody has a great week and I look forward to hearing from you soon!
