Friday, July 25, 2008

I have decided to run...

Yes folks I have heard from both sides of the political lines and things aren't looking good. People say Barak is too...black, Muslim (allegedly), young, inexperienced to be president. Then you got McCain who is old, senile, out of touch and will continue policies that we don't want. If you are looking for a change...this is what I am going to do for you....check it out!





I will be doing a speech later on this weekend too. First stop will be Toledo and then I will be doing an interview on MSNBC Hardball. Please give me your support! I am not a crook!

Monday, July 7, 2008

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Obama Obama - Now I am sure everybody on this list has heard of Lil Wayne's new banger A millie. Now if you are deep in the streets you might have heard Jay Z's version called A Billie. Now they even got one for my man Barak Obama. Check this video out and I don't care if you like him or not..this is fire!



Ipod when you shop - Let me give all you guys some advice. If your girl is trying to get you to go to the mall and you don't want to go, you need something to help with all the BS. So fresh off my European vacation I saw lots of people over there shopping with their Ipod. The best thing about this is you get to kill two birds with one stone. Not only can you go thru all those women stores, when you go to your stores the people don't bother you. I can't stand when you walk into a store and somebody always wants to know can they help you. If I needed help I would ask you. Now when I put this Ipod on..whether I am bumpin that new Piles ft Neyo Bust it baby or its on pause..nobody talks to me and I love it.

Flip Cup - I think I am going to look into if Vegas has a tournament for that. I seriously think I might make a run for the finals. I am always on point and when I played it this weekend..nothing changed. It stayed the same..my domination. So for all you out there who want to challenge me..bring it on!

Big Brother 10 - Yes it is finally back. I don't know how I got so hooked on this show but it is back and I am ready to go. We got the typical kind of people on this show, so I already know its going to be crazy. I didn't see anybody repping Ohio like last year but already I am going for the black guy who is a son of a preacher. It is going to be great so you guys need to check it out!

The Dark Knight - Ok let me explain this to you..if you are trying to see this Batman..be ready. This isn't your Jack Nicholson goofy version. Hell this ain't even your version you get when Prince dropping that batdance video. This is a very very dark version. I'm not going to even lie..there were a few scenes in which my hat was low and I jumped haha. Heath Ledger did a great job in this role. I know that this is the movie of the summer..but I go something to add about this later...



Everett College - How come every time I see this video I think this is Delon...LOL I really think it might be...how much you get paid?





Like they interviewed my man in the Polo's parking lot before he goes in and gets his crown and coke! LOL





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Dark Knight...best superhero movie - Man I got out of that movie and hit some people up and they were trying to tell me that was the best super hero movie of all time. Now I mean it was tight but don't get me wrong, but it wasn't the best. C'mon now..first things first it was definitely not better then Spider man 2. I don't care what anybody said Spider man 2 was the truth. Everybody is on this movie because of Heath Ledger and his death but to say it was the best one made..I think not. I'm sure I will get some comments back on this but I know that Spidey is still the king in my book!



Leonard Part 6






When is part 7 of this movie coming out? Actually what about the first 5? I never did understand why it went right to part 7....






T Boone Pickens - Man have you seen this commercial yet?









I got many questions for T. Boone Pickens. The first one is where the hell did he get the name T. Boone Pickens. As fish said it sounded like he is a character on the Dukes of Hazzard. He sounds like him, Boss Hogg and Cooter should all be drinking a beer at whiskey dick's on the westside. Man this is the guy who is trying to save us money while he made tons of money off of oil. Man I wouldn't trust this guy for all the gold in the world. He was the same guy who ran that cheap add against John Kerry saying he wasn't a good vet. T. Boone Pickens...you know he has never stepped into a NAACP office let alone a basketball locker room. Man he needs to cut back on his commercials and lower my unleaded fuel at Sunoco!


Brett Favre - Nobody wants your butt coming back. I hear you are trying to get on the Vikings and we don't want you either. All you gonna do is throw too many picks...stay home!


Cop who tasered guy to death - I am sure that you have heard about this story regarding a cop killing a man due to tasering him to death! This is the guy who died....





Does this look like a guy who would run from the cops...so why did he need to be tasered 9 times. I mean I know its in some backwards city in Louisiana but c'mon cop. If you couldn't stop this 21 year old Rick Ross then you needed to give up your badge. I really do feel bad for the family because there is no need for him to lose his life over that. I just hope that cop gets what is coming to him!








Alright people I am out for the day! I am sorry I haven't been up to par on these lately but I get too tired from working at the slave factory. I would like people to help me out by emailing me or responding to the post what you want to talk about. I can always bring a twist to what you want to talk about but it helps keep ideas fresh for me! Everybody have a good week and I will talk to you soon!

Sunday, July 6, 2008

Happy birthday America!

Yes everybody I hope that you had a wonderful 4th of July. Celebrating our Independence from Great Britain. Those damn fools tried to fight our militia all proper and they got ran ( see the Patriot). I stole this "Happy birthday America" phase from Nicole Workman so I wanted to give her the props. Well another long weekend has ended and I am back writing my thoughts and feelings again. Hope you enjoy because it has been about a month since I have did this....

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National Anthem - There is nothing more emotional to somebody then hearing our national anthem. Now I know some of you don't even know the words, but that is ok. As long as you follow the beat and see the flag you are good to go. I just hope that those who do sign the song, don't sound like this....



National Lampoon's Cosey Vacation - For all those who don't know, I was fortunate enough to go with my family for a European vacation. It was definitely a great experience not only seeing the different countries, but being with my family too. I have so many stories that I could talk about ranging from the many long walks to places, the metro singers and of course the red light district. It was a great experience and I definitely want to thank my parents for that great trip!

Ron Cosey - For those of you who know my dad, I am sure you can picture some of the things I will say about him. He was over in Europe trying to speak all the languages to all the locals. God love him for doing the best job he could but dad..stick to English. He also had a bit of a wallet problem over there so this is my dad in thought....





He was thinking of how to survive the day with only 90 cents in his pants! LOL




Red light district - We have all heard the phrase "what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas" but after seeing the red light district I know things there need to be under wraps. That place is a combo America's top model/half baked/Pretty woman all wrapped in one. I have seen some stuff that was just too much. I mean don't go to one of their coffee shops because you ain't getting coffee!


Cali

Wanted to give my cousin some serious props for his hard work becoming an Air marshal. I know he is going to do a great job and is something he has always wanted to do. I just had to put his picture in here because I can't remember the last time my cousin didn't have any facial hair! LOL



Euro cup 08- I know most of you on this list don't follow soccer but let me tell you, this year it was real good. I think for the first time in a while Americans watched those matches more then ever. Obviously being over there that is the biggest thing in those countries. I just have to say that i hope America comes to play in the next world cup. Shoot I had such a good time watching it, I might try to catch a crew game.

Dublin Fireworks - Where else can you see Rick Springfield and some top notch fireworks. Dublin is just a very VERY proud community that seems to bring everybody out for the fireworks. This year they got Rick Springfield..whose only song I knew was Jesse's girl (shout out to BGSU..only reason I would have known that). Last year they had KC and the sunshine band. I can only hope next year we get ABBA or the Time. That might be a bit too much for Dublin though. The fireworks lasted for about 25 mins so you definitely got your money worth watching them!



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Bozo the clown






Man you know its a sad day when Bozo the clown died. For those of you in Ohio you know he used to be on WGN in the mornings. I used to get mad at the kids who could never throw the ball in the bucket even though that it was 2ft away. I used to watch his show until that new hit show got on fox called "The Funhouse" with my man J.D. Roth...where is that guy at?






What in the world are you doing Arod? Its bad enough you are in NYC trying to win a ring for the yankees. Now there are reports that you are having an affair. What makes matters worse is who you are doing it with...Madonna! Now I really don't have anything against her but c'mon. Just because she makes 4 minutes with Justin Timberlake doesn't mean she is hot. Plus isn't she married to Guy richie? Then your wife is with Lenny Kravitz? C'mon now Arod keep your house in order and try to keep the tabloids out your life!

Gus Macker - I might have to say that I might be retired from the greatest 3 on 3 basketball tourney of all time. I don't know if my body can get back to those peak years of 96-97 where I had the best teams but couldn't close the deal. I always seem to lose in such weird fashion. There was the one year in which I sprained both my ankles on back to back plays. Beat a team led by Russel, Gerald and Perry but lose for 3rd place. However, the worst loss ever was the year we played in Findlay against Cooper tires. My boy Kopp and I were like Patrick Ewing and the knicks..we got there but couldn't close the deal. We thought we added the final piece with Delon who could hit that jump shot. Unfortunately for us, that wasn't the shot he chose when we could have iced it. After I broke down the D and found Delon, he sold the worst layup in Gus Macker history. Then he started arguing who he got and his dude sprayed that 3. That was the closest I would ever get to championship glory. I might try to come out of retirement, and if I do I will let you all know. I will be training like Rocky after the Russian killed my man Apollo Creed.


Krogers - Man what kind of meat are you serving us. All the beef in the world and most of yours in contaminated. Look this past 4th people were trying to enjoy their hamburgers and hot dogs, so you needed to be a bit more careful. Quit feeding these cows that grass with all that spray on it. See whatever they are eating, we end up eating too. Look I am not a representative of Peta, I am just not trying to go to the doctors and pay that 25 copay for some stomach issue!

Respect - Lost in all this hype of Wall-e is the robot who started it off. Not many robots combined humor, love and action much like number 5







If it wasn't for him, Steve Guttenburg and Ally Sheedy..Wall-e wouldn't have been as popular as it is now. It might pass Short Circuit in sales, but it won't be that soundtrack. Short Circuit had that hit by El Debarge "Whose Johnny" which sold millions. I think that song might be up there with Thriller in top sales of the 80's. Fun fact you can win some money or a drink...Number 5 changed his name when he heard the song Whose Johnny...hence the name Johnny 5. Yeah that is some good trivia..you can't find that on Scene it!

Colombian Rebels - I first want to say that it was great that some prisoners in Columbia were able to escape and get back home to America. I couldn't even imagine living for 5 years chained to the necks like I was an extra in Roots the next generation. However, stop and think..what happened to those rebels. You know they went back to that camp and had to meet with their leaders. I am sure that they paid the price for that loss.

Bret Favre - Can you just leave the game? We hear about you every year coming and going, retiring or not from the game. Just leave and go back to Mississippi and wait for the sequel to There's Something About Mary. Bottom line is you aren't going the Superbowl this coming year. There is this team up north who plays in the twin cities who is thinking bowl this year...that's right folks..those Minnesota Vikings.

Alright kats, I am waiting for these guys to come and fix my carpet so I am about to bounce. I will see you next week as I get this post going back to its weekly update. Have a great week!