Tressel Up, Rodriguez Down

Welcome all to the one and only Stock up Stock down. This is the place where ANYBODY is vulnerable to be on the list. If you make the list you should be grateful and know that your time has come. I understand Gerald didn't like his last weeks showing from his prince video. Hey buddy I'm not the one who made it so don't get on me! Well bday shout out to April and Ivan..hope you had a good bday and had some fun!

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Kobe Bryant - Yes I think this is a record of 3 or 4 times in the stock up stock down. I have a feeling the future MVP might get a few more posts. However, when you see a man jump over not just a car..an Aston Martin going about 50mph...just check it out.



Ohio St vs Michigan feud - It is never too late to talk football with these two schools. There are reports out there that Mr. Rodriguez is going after Ohio State football players that haven't signed their letter of intent. Tressel who is always above the fray said that if you don't want to go to Ohio State, then don't come. They claim that they don't have issues but c'mon it is Ohio State vs Michigan.


The office -

Man I really have been sleeping on this show. I watched a whole episode for the first time last weekend and man I was out. Why didn't anybody tell me about this show? That show really reminds me of my work because there are some stupid people on that show. I know there are too many shows out there that you watch..I mean Gerald watching America's top model, Kimar on that show Ghost Whisper and of course Delon and Aaron with their Adventures of Lois and Clark. I mean sometimes you have to take a chance on other shows and this is one I definitely will be watching!

Bond Hall of Fame



Congrats goes out to be for being inducted into the Bond Goldeneye hall of fame. This has been a long time coming. I have been ranked 3rd in the world for the last 10 years. Many of you on this list have feel victim to scientist #2 in four play. I know Drupy has broken a few controllers because he couldn't see me with those pistols. Merrick and Delon were always easy victims with my rocket launcher skill. I am thinking about buying one of these game systems just to be able to play kats anytime the need to get whipped. Anybody has a problem with this hall of fame nod...come see me and come get some!



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Cops on wheels



There is a new way in which police are attempting to catch people and it's on these wheels. Look at these two top flight security officers of the world. You are telling me my tax money is going to this security? There is no way in the world any crook with any speed in the world will get caught by these guys. Police officers should be able to run and catch the bad guys, not drive over sized scooters. Let me tell you this..there is no way somebody stealing a beer mug and poster from Spencer's gifts is going to get caught by these guys at tuttle mall. All they are going to do is run up the escalator and get out. So c'mon police..get off your lazy butt and be real cops.

Airplanes - Man times are really really tough for the airlines. Why is it everytime I turn around I see another airline going bankrupt. You have Skybus and Aloha airlines going broke. Now American Airlines keeps cancelling flights. Thank god I am driving instead of flying because there doesn't seem to be an end to all of this. You know who I blame it on but I won't get too deep in that. However, I am glad they are checking the safety of the planes because the next time I fly...I want to make sure I don't end up like this...

8 kids beating up 1 girl - By now I am sure you have all seen the picture of the 8 kids who beat up a girl in Florida.



Ok I see all these kids and really what they should be called are punks. How are you gonna beat up a girl and put it on youtube? See I got a few issues to say about this. One where is the mom calling home to figure out why all those kids are at their house. Shoot Lisa Cosey wouldn't have allowed me to be home all afternoon without a phone call asking what I am doing. She would have heard somebody in the background screaming. Also why in the world could that girl not get away? I mean a few times you have to figure she could have ran up in the bathroom and hit her friends up on the text message saying...Help..I'm getting my A$$ whipped come help me. The sad thing about that is they were all "friends". Bottom line is this..if some of my friends tried to put this on me..at least 3 of them are going to be hurt too. Now I am not promoting violence but at that point I'm picking up chairs, lamps, remote controls, anything I can think of. I would have probably thru a chair and broke the window and got out. Then after hearing about this story some of the kids are saying...well I guess we aren't going to beach? The beach..you are going to be lucky if you aren't like Shia La beau in the movie Disturbia and under that house arrest for a minute. Just when the story can't get any low..Dr Phil comes and bails out one of the girls to make her a guest on his show. It must be sweeps week because that is low. Dr. Phil your show along with your career was 10 mins thanks to Oprah and now it might be gone.

Texas Polygamist Church -



Did you really think things were ok in this place? It is a church that is isolated from everything and has a guarded fence around it. So when I first heard reports of unfortunately child abuse in the compound I wasn't shocked. I was kind of confused in the fact that why wouldn't people checkup on places like that. This just goes to show you how easily people can be manipulated into certain things. I am not going to touch the religion aspect of it but how could women inside allow their 12 year old daughters to marry 55 year old men? What is it with Texas and all these cults/compounds. First David Koresh in Waco and now this. Man people in Texas need to wake up and stop thinking people like this are the second coming...


He doesn't look like a savior...he looks like the guy who works at Home Depot in the paint section.

Cornhole at work - Only my job...aka...Corporate Roots has us playing Cornhole at work. These are the same kats that at the end of the month are yelling and telling me to work overtime to get numbers up. Get my numbers up?? I won't be doing anything extra at a place whose idea of rewarding coworkers is playing indoor corn hole and giving me an extra buck to go get some cheez-its in the vending machine. I'm not in elementary school! Plus the only way I play cornhole is outside with a Miller lite in my left hand relaxing and having fun. So now you wonder why things at work are always stupid.

Gas pumps and music - Trust me the last thing I need is music playing while I am pumping gas. If I am going to be paying $3.50 a gallon you can at least give me a clip of a movie. I don't want to hear some Blink-182 while I sit there thinking to myself how much this is going to cost me. If you want to play music..give me something that relates to the situation..rick ross hustin...or some mims..this is why I'm hot..hot because I just dropped 45 bucks to drive down sawmill rd!

Ok everybody have a great week..make sure you get outside and enjoy the sun if you get any. I will talk to you later on!!! Adios!

March Madness Stock up Stock down

Man it really has been a while since I have written Stock up Stock down. I just have been sick, tired, mentally out of it and haven't been able to get going. However, after my LOOOOONNNGGGG weekend and talking to Brother Kane I decided to get out the ole laptop and get this going again. I mean I hope I haven't made your week longer since I haven't written this because I heard this used to be a priority read! LOL Well I hope all is going well..sit back...lots to say and lets get it going!

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Kane's bachelor party - When you get the poetic hustlaz back together for one purpose..and that purpose is to drink and have fun boy can we do it. Kane's bachelor party this past weekend was kind of like an episode on the real world challenges. There were definately two different kinds of people partying..rookies and veterans. I mean some of us (guity as charged) just couldn't hang! lol..yeah I am sure it didn't help some of us were throwing shots back like it was our job but what can you do. The purpose is to make sure that the groom had a good time and by the look of some of these pictures I say we did a good job. Big props to DT for setting things up and getting us all out there. I would have said thanks at the very end Tobbe, but you were sleeping on the back seat of the limo! lol I was a mess which you know what can I say. I don't want anybody ever to feel burdened about needing to babysit me! I just needed to go home and pass out! We did a good job going from the O.C. to Adobe Gilas then to Boma which I don't know what was going on in that place. I felt like I was an extra in the movie Bad Boys when Julie snuck in to shoot that guy. I saw green lights, a stage and a IBK appearence so it was definately all good. Overall it was good to have the guys together and we had fun!




Tim Brando - Where is my Gus Johnson quote? He hasn't made his presence felt yet because he hasn't had that dramtic game call. The quote of the tourney goes to my man Tim Brando talking about those San Diego Torreros



Pretty Woman 2 - I am trying to figure out this double standard I have been hearing about in the last two weeks. Everybody loved the movie with Julia Roberts being that "call girl" for Richard Gere. Now why is everybody hating on this girl?



She is just the 2008 Julia Roberts, trying to make a buck and do her thing. She didn't know her thing would be with the governor of NYC. I think it is funny because now she is going to be posing for playboy and she already has a girls gone wild video that she did years ago. Ladies just remember..when times are tough this might be the next best thing to play the lotto! LOL

Runway Model Falls Thru the floor - Man I don't really know what it is about runway models but when they fall I think it is funny as hell. Check out this recent one..LOL. Maybe if they wouldn't be all booshie and just relax and walk we wouldn't have things like this...




Pat Ewing JR - I mean if the papa had hops like this...Jordan would be 2 titles less because this is something serious...








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UNC and UCLA - All I needed one of you two to just show up. I mean just play that good ball and do something. I mean I didn't think I was asking for much but apparentely I was wrong. I had 700 bucks of winnings that was in my pocket and in 4 plus hours it was taken from me. It was like I just bought a large sub from Penn Station..got it all the way home and then the dog ate it. I went thru all the stages of grief...cried, confusion, laughter, just didn't know what was going on. Thank God for Kane's bachelor party because I would have just went to bed if I could of. Just horrible....I am done done with UCLA. I wouldn't care if they were undefeated, they will never get my pick to go far at all. Just a sad day for Con C..and there is only one person who has a leg up on winning the pool now.....






***Breaking news breaking news*****

It looks like the editor of this blog has found that Con C is a hypocrite...LOL..how can he knock on Kansas when he is caught wearing a Kansas hat in 2003 in Windsor?




Pregnant man -



There is something that isn't right about this at all. I know it is a man who was born a woman and then took some pills and grew a nice gotee, but I feel this is too much. I don't know why they needed to let the public know what was going on. I can only imagine what that kid is going to be like when they grow up!

Gerald laker fan video - My man Gerald gave me a call talking about the lakers and how much he loves them. They are my favorite team and I think I am a top fan, but maybe Gerald loves them more then me because he made this video....check it out



Beyonce and Jay-Z - Here is the thing..you guys have been together for a long time and we didn't mind. Now there is no need to hide out and have a surprise marriage. Nobody cares..the only thing I care about is you Jay Z making the hits and Beyonce dancing like she got some fire ants on her. I am tired of these hollywood weddings..but you better learn from Paul Mcartney..get that prenup playa!

Olympic Torch runner - Man would you have believed that your job was this scary. I have seen clips of torch runners getting jumped in France. Now the message makes sense b/c China needs to fix some of its human rights laws. I still don't know why you attack the torch runner. Just imagine..you are getting loose trying to run around Antrim Park and a mob of goons just wants to take your ipod nano....that has got to be a scary site. You couldn't pay me to do that job and now it's moving to San Francisco. I understand why people are going to protest there..they have nothing better to do. Shoot the giants are terrible in baseball so instead of taking your season tickets and going to a game, I would probably try to stop it too!

Alright people I hope you enjoyed that middle of the week surprise stock up....I am going to go out and enjoy this sun and walk the dogs so take care and I will be back next week!!