Sisqo 2??

I want to first start off by giving some free advertisement to a local photographer. No it isn't Parker studios who takes senior portraits for about 95% of Worthington Kilbourne. This is an up and coming guy who is looking to make it big.









So if you have any kids or events coming up and you want a familiar face, get a hold of Kimar and he will hook it up. 






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March Madness bracket

Got to give props to the winner of the 2011 bracketology

1st place - Tom Carter
2nd place - Aaron Mintier
3rd place - Richard Nolley

Nothing hurts me more then giving props to people who beat me in my own pool LOL.  I am still mad about that Pittsburgh loss and especially the buckeyes.  I think next year I am not watching hardly any games and just watch the conference tournaments and pick my teams.  Such a crazy year but it was good watching the games!


Bully gets his revenge

The video says it all...this is why I NEVER picked on somebody when I was little LOL. You tease somebody too much sometimes the kid getting picked on has to take matters in their own hands.




Fab 5 documentary

To say I hate Michigan is an understatement.  I look back at all those championships they cost my bucks throughout the 90's.  However I do have a healthy respect for them as they are Ohio States main rival. I was in middle school when they came onto the scene.  They were young, cocky and talked trash all the time.  All the Michigan fans I knew loved it and I couldn't stand them.  I do know looking back they really changed the way we look at basketball.  They did help me get out of those tight shorts to those extra long baggy ones I sported along with those black socks.  If you haven't seen this documentary I suggest you check it out on ESPN because it's great!

Honey Badger

This is how every National Geographic episode should be like. Just sit back and enjoy....



Burger King whopper
Sometimes when your order isn't right you have to take matters in your own hands. I have never acted like this, but when I go to order my cherry icee and they say they are out and all they have is coke, I get fired up too!



Greatest News prank ever

For April's fools day look at what this anchor did to his coworker...CLASSIC!





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Butler vs Uconn championship game

Awful...that is all I need to say.


Stupid, delirious, buckeye fans

Oh boy..this post right here is when you know you have to keep it real! I am a big time bucks fan and I will be my whole life. However when something looks like a rat, smells like a rat...changes are it is a big FAT rat. And I am sorry folks...this guy ain't no saint...





We all know the story regarding Jim Tressel sitting on emails from a "friend" of the program who let him know that Pryor, Posey and a few other buckeye players were selling clothes for tats. Hey listen I am on the side of the athlete because if people are dumb enough to buy it, why not get money for it. I am just saying when Tressel knew about it and didn't do anything that was his mistake. It is one thing about covering up mistakes, but lying to the NCAA..that is where the issue is. It won't be this year but soon there is going to be a big decision about the program. I think they are going to say keep the coach and face sanctions or fire him....what do you want to do buckeye fans?

Famous Authors

What do Shell Silverstein, Dr Seuss and Kimar Morris all have in common?  They tell GREAT stories that are so outrageous and over the top you can't believe it.  All are nice children's stories that like to dream and imagine things that aren't real.  Well this one by Kimar Morris should be up there with Horton hears a Who.  This fool gonna block about how Lebron James is better then Kobe.  Listen..I know I bleed purple and gold so I'm going to be mad regardless, but in the words of Ed Lover..."c'mon son".  Check out the blog for yourself if you like to read some good ole non fiction. I myself will stick to the non fiction section in the library.  Checkout Kimar's Blog and let me know what you think.


President Obama

Yes it pains me to write a post my man Obama but if I am going to call a spade a spade...everybody can get it. There is no need for us to be in 3 wars right now. I know that you call it air support and have help from Nato. Man all Nato is the United States and a bunch of other wack countries that can't do anything. I mean we start bombing Libya and France runs out of missiles. How is the hell do you run out of missiles? They had like 20 and now they are gone? Shoot I guess if somebody wants to get the Effel Tower right now, who is going to stop them? I think it is a joke with all the stuff going on right now, economy, health care, education fight, that we could be spending our time here and not worrying about what the Libya people are doing. Yes I understand it is our job to "protect" people from massive killings, but we sure do it selectively. When there was Genocide going on in Dar fur I didn't see the US in there...I'm just saying. And speaking of dumb things

Issue 5

Whoever voted for Kasich I'm sorry..your a fool..plain in simple. Usually I don't like to get that aggressive on people for their vote. I believe everybody should vote and vote for who they believe in. However, next time you put somebody in office who wants to take the rights away from the middle class, social programs and public jobs, you better be some private oil tycoon like T Boone Pickens. Issue 5 has passed and now you have to wait till November to try to overturn it. I know the people who were for it will say that it was to fix our states deficit. Now that might be true but I don't think cutting education and public jobs such as teachers, firemen and policemen is the way to do it. I am sure some of those big business tax loopholes could help out. It is going to be a long few months but if you want to make a difference, start getting ready now!

Rebecca Black

What you are about to watch is one of the worst songs I have ever heard. This song is one of the hottest songs out here and I have no clue why. She isn't Justin Bieber...hell I rather hear Taylor Swift then hear this girl sing a follow up song. If you have not heard the newest song that will be on the airwaves here you go. It is called Friday and after hearing this song...I can't WAIT till Saturday.



After watching this video I now know why I got Bieber fever! LOL

Chris Brown

Man I am trying to tell people you have changed but man you just might be crazy for real. How you gonna go on Good Morning America and get mad at Robin Roberts. Then to make matters worse you go smash a window. However the biggest crime of them all is this...

What the heck is this Chris Breezy?  You all the sudden are going blonde?  Man the last guy that went blonde was Sisqo and we know where his career went.  It went right out the window along with those girls at the clubs who would pull their thongs out during the thong song.  Not that I witnessed any of that because I am a fine upstanding citizen.  Now dye your hair back and fire your PR person because you need to get it together....AGAIN.

Southwest Airlines

For years I have been your #1 supporter because you have been giving deals to those people whose pockets aren't deep. You fly to all my favorite spots..San Diego, Ft lauderdale, Chicago and you charge low prices. You charge so low that you don't even ask me to pay for my checked bags. However, after hearing that you have problems with your roof, we might have to reconsider what is going on. If it comes to charging me 25 bucks or fixing the roof panels, we need to go ahead and charge me. These planes are made by Boeing so I am sending an emergency message to Cam Cosey to get these planes in order. You were in charge of the curtain, but now you might need to step up to ceiling panels son!

Ok folks you have a great week!  If you live in Ohio..things are slowly getting warmer..we might even get to Spring by July!  Hope all is well and I will talk to you soon!

Back better then ever!!

Wow oh wow it has been a while! Your boy Con C has been MIA...however it is time to get things back in order. My cousin has been pushing me to get this going and so I am back! We are taking this stock up stock down to a new level. He is the tech guy and I am just the face LOL. Almost like the old DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince cover...

We are going to try to keep this a weekly thing and just try to make you laugh and bring a cheap smile to your face every week. I swear we are on every social network in the world LOL. If you are on that twitter son...hit us up at stockupstockdwn.

We are also on facebook under stockupstockdown so please add us so we can see where this can go. Who knows you might be talking to the black Mark Zuckerburg...um...not really LOL

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I tell you what....nothing makes me laugh harder then watching Spike Lee in the front row talking trash to other players. Last night was no exception as those Knicks took on the Heat led by LeBRICK..err..LEBLOCK...err Lebron James and D Wade. Whether you like the NBA or not, you have to watch these Knicks and their #1 fan! The NBA is back and I love it!

My future NCAA champions!

#1 in the nation again and I think will be the #1 overall team heading into March Madness. I do know this...half of my bracket is already filled out! This team is thinking TITLE!

March Madness

It is that time where we ALL are experts and know which team is going to win. We all fill out those brackets are root for teams which we have never even seen play. It is always that real suspect bracket that turns out to be the winner! As usual I will have my pool going but hey if you need some advice..I'm the last person since I haven't won in years! LOL...anybody trying to go to the tilted kilt to watch those games...HIT ME UP!

Oreo Snacks

If you are looking for that good healthy snack you need to get on these. I have been trying to cut back on those snacks and candy and so we found a nice replacement. These packs almost taste like those old school fudge rounds back in the day. If you pack your lunch and you are trying to find something sweet to eat...I say you need to buy these!

Stock Down

This guy right here is becoming a HUGE thorn in my side. If you don't know who this is, it is Moammar Gadhafi, leader of Libya. What is going on over there is great and I hope there is a revolution and the people get their voice. However, this change is coming at a huge price, and that price is when I pull up at Speedway! Are you kidding me?! $3.33 a gallon to fill up the Kia? I tell you what..either they need to inflate my check or we need to find some other country to take over and get their oil. This is just too much and I don't understand why this happens every few years. I think it is time for the marines to do what they do and get this guy out of the country and get these prices back in order!

Oscars

Did anybody even watch them? I tried to get into it because I wanted to give James Franco a chance. I guess I didn't realize that he would be high the entire time and not really care. Anne Hathaway thinks she is this megastar when she really isn't. King's speech was the big winner of the night proving once again that if you make a real dry movie that 95% of the country doesn't want to see, you will win an Oscar. My vote was for Social Network because anybody who can create Facebook after fighting with his girlfriend drunk deserves an Oscar!

Midwest Weather

I don't know about you but I am tired of this weather we have gotten these last few months. I know I know...I have lived here all my life and I should be used to it..but I'm not. Last Friday I am out grilling steaks and then a week later I have to brace myself for a tornado coming down the street. I thought that if the groundhog saw his shadow Spring was coming early? Wherever that varmint is at...somebody shoot him.

Charlie Sheen

What are you doing? You giving these crazy interviews to CBS and other networks saying that You need to remember where you came from! You going on this anger tirade all over tv telling CBS that it needs you. Now I do know your show..two and a half men is solid but c'mon Charlie. I'll admit you are a SOLID actor...I mean everybody remember you in this movie...

Forget the curveball Ricky...give em the heater!

or how can we forget this role which I think you should have gotten an Oscar..




He threw that deep ball that Lucas tried to catch which ended up putting him in the hospital. At least he got Lucas a letter jacket at the end.

However, Charlie you need to understand that you can be replaced. I don't want to see you throw your career away like Mel Gibson has done. Hopefully you get it together and maybe...just maybe...they will give you a small role in Major League 3.

Brandon Davies

This is why choosing colleges is a REAL important time. This guy recently got kicked off the BYU basketball team for "breaking school conduct". You know what his crime was? He admitted having sex with his girlfriend at the school. BYU has a rule in their handbook that requires you to live a chasity life. That means you can't smoke, drink, have sex, can't drink coffee, and proper grooming. Basically in a nut shell I wouldn't have made it thru freshman orientation!! They are taking all the fun out of college. What they want you to do? Go home and watch twilight and just hold hands and spoon? It is sad for the rest of the players on the team whose chance to make a deep run in the tournament is done. This is why you always got to do your homework and not attend a school




Uscan

What is the point of Uscan if most of them in stores are closed? Also if you do not know where the barcode is even at to scan, then you need to go to the longer line with the 15 year old cashier. I am tired of sitting there waiting for some lady to scan her 3 onions and her box of low fat noodles and have to buzz that lazy fat guy who stands up there for help. You ever look at that guy...he is usually texting on his iPhone or half asleep. You KNOW he is getting paid the minimum LOL. The reason I am getting in that line is I only have 3 minutes to stand there and pay for my item. If you can't figure things out you need to move out of my way and hit up that 15 items or less line.

Senate Bill 5

Ok this is why I tell people all the time..don't vote for your party..vote for the individual. I am against this law because it limits the ability for unions to negotiate anything with the city. I feel that attacking the unions is really an attack on the middle class. I understand that we need to balance the budget and get things back in order. I don't think attacking the teachers, policemen and and any public worker is the way to do things. This isn't a state issue...the is an movement of a party who is trying to undermine the president. I mean where are the tea party people at now? I thought they were there to support the little man and to "take our country back". I haven't seen Sean Hannity or Rush talk about this at all. I think our Representatives should do like the ones in Wisconsin...leave. If I were them I would just go to South Beach till the stuff cools off. Make sure you take the time to see if local issues really affect you.

Ok peeps it has been real and I am glad I am back writing these blogs. I hope that you have a great rest of the week!

Gotta thank my hood

Lights....camera...action!! Good to be back writing some things down and expressing them to you. I hope everybody has been doing well. Life is good and so is the weather here in Cbus so who can complain. I hope everybody is having a good week as we get ready for the holidays. Here are some of my thoughts that I have been meaning to send out for a while...


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Back 2 Back NBA Champions

Yes Sir yes sir yes sir. I am not even going to talk to much trash. I am just going to say...I told you so. Haters keep hating because there will be a 3peat coming next year! Special haters awards goes out to Lil Scrappy..thanks for my 20 bucks, Mickie...you lost too so I expect my free yogurt from your new company soon! Brandon who I have been telling for years aint no team with dookie gibson and JJ hickson EVER gonna win the title! Let's hear from the man who made it possible for LA to hold up the trophy one more time!

Delon and Kathryn's wedding

Congrats on your wedding and your honeymoon heading to Mexico. 14 years and it is finally done so best of luck to you guys! Delon like I told you before you left, I hope you got some sunscreen because if you didn't, you will come back looking dark as Wesley Snipes.

World Cup

I know most of you are not soccer fans but this is really the Worlds game. I hear from a lot of people it's boring and slow and I don't understand it. Usually those are the people who tried to play it when they were 7 are were just terrible. I do think that if you are ever able to go outside the United States and watch it there, you will see how exciting it is. Plus what else spot can you see Bishop Tutu dancing?

And if that is not enough...fellas you might as root for Paraguay. If Paraguay wins the World Cup Larissa Riquelme, a lingerie model, will run naked if they win...so that might not be too bad LOL.

Gary Coleman

We don't to have our last thoughts of him as this..

Or this...

I like to remember him as a young actor on Different Strokes. RIP Gary..I know you have had your ups and downs..but always know that even though Willis didn't know..I always knew what you were talking about!

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BET awards

Every year you amaze me on how reckless your awards show can be. Would it be too much to have people who are up to winning awards dress up? Also we do not need 35 of your producers on the stage while you are thanking God. We are better then that people and you know it. I do have a couple of side notes that I felt were disappointing for the show.

El Debarge

How are you going to bring him back without his brother Chico? I mean this kat looked like he just stepped out of the 80s singing rhythm of the night. The biggest issue I had is how is he not gonna sing his banger "Who's Johnny?". That is the song I wanted to hear while you were bringing him back. If you don't remember that song...here is a taste..

That was his first solo single that made it big. You got Steve Guttenburg who hasn't made a movie since High Spirits and Ally Sheedy who hasn't done anything since she was Matthew Brodericks love interest in War Games in the video. Highly disappointed there BET.

Chris Brown

C'mon now son with those fake tears. We know good and well you were not that emotional dancing to man in the mirror..a tribute to MJ. I do know that he died a year ago (yes people it is that long..relax) but seriously you were crying a little too hard. In fact I watched the replay and I did not even see tears. Now I know you are trying to make a comeback but you really need to work on that acting. I guess I should have known because that appearance you made in stomp the yard was horrible.

Captcha

Why is this the most annoying thing on the Internet today. In case you do not know what I am talking about....this is it..

It is bad enough to write somebody back on email that i have to try to decipher exactly what letters will allow me to even get INTO my email. Every time I see this it reminds me of trying to read my bill after a night out at the Patio.

BP Oil



Thanks...I didn't want to have a clean environment, coast and beaches to go visit!

Well I am glad to get some of this venting off and also my thoughts. Everybody be safe and enjoy the 4th of July! Some of you I will see, others I will talk to later. Either or if you have some "adult" beverages make sure somebody else is driving. I'll talk to you next week!